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hidden-in-plainsight t1_j5njbma wrote
Reply to comment by Psychomadeye in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Neat!
greasy_minge t1_j5nja84 wrote
This is the same fish that accidentally discovered a glitch in one of the old pokemon games too.
antsmasher t1_j5niirh wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
I just finished watching the Netflix document Fyre: The Greatest Festival that Never Happened and I am disgusted at how many people McFarland has hurt. A lot of people were owed money and a restaurant owner had to wipe away her entire life savings to pay her staff who worked day and night to provide service at the event. To add more salt the wound, this asshole continued to defraud Fyre attendees by selling them fake tickets on false promises such as getting a meet and greet with Taylor Swift. And he is definitely not sorry for all that he had done.
CandidateDecent1391 t1_j5nhyx2 wrote
Reply to comment by wazzel2u in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
lol it's clear you're extremely sensitive to anything that you can contort into being "woke"
calm down snowflake, it's just adults talking about archaeology using big words. probably not something you're ready to tackle yet
toeverycreature t1_j5nhpub wrote
Reply to comment by WickedSlice_ in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Maybe that is the insult. I'll give you a sausage but no onions for you!
toeverycreature t1_j5nhl8y wrote
Reply to comment by Inyeloh in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Waiheke is essentially an island full of Real Housewives. Rich, entitled and nothing better to do but get upset over a free sausage.
Fracture_98 t1_j5ngbxn wrote
Reply to People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Well, Disney uses bromine instead of chlorine to keep the water clean. That has a distinct smell and smell triggers nostalgia. I can see the idea behind this, but the scam prices are laughable.
(Edit: they use it because it's safer to handle in large quantities, easier on skin and clothes, and performs much better keeping the water clean. It's more expensive than chlorine which is why pools rarely use it.)
childrenovmen t1_j5ng03t wrote
Reply to People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
“People who think they are funny are making a typical ebay listing that had been done a thousand times, that they never expect anyone to buy, for $10k just to come viral”
fixed it for you.
Psychomadeye t1_j5neu3h wrote
Reply to comment by hidden-in-plainsight in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Because the information is literally just higher quality.
> "our recent displays used the term 'mummified remains of...' and include the name (when known) of the person who has been mummified...[to emphasize] that mummified remains are of people who once lived."
Literally emphasizing that this is in fact the body of a king and not some weird supernatural creature because children and even some adults don't know it.
Also you'd probably not understand a word of English spoken in the seventh century. Here's Beowulf in the English from around that time:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beowulf#/media/File%3ABeowulf_Cotton_MS_Vitellius_A_XV_f._132r.jpg
stu8018 t1_j5nec7y wrote
Reply to "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
12ga 3" mag 4 shot will end it real quick.
Psychomadeye t1_j5ndw7l wrote
Reply to comment by hardy_83 in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
It was free when I went. Perhaps I just caught it at the right time?
AnimusCorpus t1_j5ndugg wrote
Reply to comment by 9Lives_ in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Hoover. Bandaid. Post It Notes.
There is a word for these but it's escaping me.
Psychomadeye t1_j5ndrk2 wrote
Reply to comment by wazzel2u in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
> "our recent displays used the term 'mummified remains of...' and include the name (when known) of the person who has been mummified...[to emphasize] that mummified remains are of people who once lived."
From the article you posted.
Advanced_Book7782 t1_j5ndkay wrote
Reply to Nova Scotia university NSCAD takes “bold steps” to fight racism by excluding certain ethnicities by Advanced_Rain_8885
George Santos’ next gig.
pronuntiator t1_j5ndasx wrote
Reply to comment by peensteen in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
You say it can't now, but just wait and see what happens in a couple million years.
Psychomadeye t1_j5nd2qy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
It's not actually that stupid but it's fun to watch you go off on it.
Dlo-Nainamsat t1_j5nd1ly wrote
Heckle fish behave…..and where is you tinfoil hat?
Psychomadeye t1_j5ncy8h wrote
Reply to comment by wazzel2u in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
That's not why this is.
witchofheavyjapaesth t1_j5ncw2u wrote
Reply to comment by MonkeyTacoBreath in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Cringe
Psychomadeye t1_j5ncvwd wrote
Reply to comment by Informal_Cress9800 in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
It's kinda fun to rewatch them go though. They're too easy to fuck with.
Here_Forthe_Comment t1_j5ncudz wrote
Reply to comment by 9Lives_ in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
I think the worst one might be bandaids, but I love hearing more examples
Pdxperronn t1_j5ncrr5 wrote
Reply to comment by nonnybaby in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
She should take an AD OUT in the local paper!
HHS2019 t1_j5nciwk wrote
Reply to comment by Qwopie in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Joke's on him, because I've learned to eat off my own tail...and I'm a pig.
OhanianIsTheBest t1_j5nch4a wrote
Reply to The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
People will not get sick of comic book movies until they start making
Groo the wanderer (the movie)
[deleted] t1_j5njefs wrote
Reply to People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
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