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blahbleh112233 t1_j5oskcd wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Lemme guess, solidly middle class people are gonna show up for an hour before they realize its too cold to go further.
Hi_Im_Dadbot t1_j5osi51 wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Swift should do a concert for them there to say thanks. Then have Ticketmaster sell the tickets to it, just to annoy everyone.
Dirtywizard2000 t1_j5os35m wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
You can take our lives but not our concert tickets lol
BeetlesMa t1_j5ortz0 wrote
Again?
This-is-Life-Man t1_j5ortjb wrote
Reply to comment by jxj24 in Mother Sneaks Into NY HS Dressed As Student To Watch Daughter Fight, Police Say by maxcrazy
She did indeed have it going on
Brewing_Tea t1_j5orrko wrote
Reply to War Thunder Players Are Sharing Military Documents On The Forums Again by wewhomustnotbenamed
For as much as the US loves its military stuff, you'd think we'd win more, like, actual wars.
smudgiepie t1_j5ork92 wrote
My favourite part is that Nintendo actually refunded the money
mvdonkey t1_j5or6ia wrote
Reply to comment by mymar101 in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Went to Disney for the first time last year. The line for that ride was 3 hours long. After barely moving for 30 minutes I convinced my daughter it would not be worth the wait.
Deadocmike1 t1_j5or4mj wrote
God, people are dumb.
Ghidorah1 t1_j5or44e wrote
Reply to comment by mymar101 in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
For real lol that ride was so mid
Space Mountain >>>>>
l4derman t1_j5oqkbq wrote
Reply to comment by epigenie_986 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Haha I do it too
Theabertible t1_j5oqc2f wrote
Reply to comment by dxtboxer in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Sweet, sweet bromine.
Angdrambor t1_j5oq5xz wrote
Reply to comment by MapleTebras in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
"turning into" ???
"slowly"???
Have you ever heard of a flower called a "tulip"? This crap has been going for almost four hundred years. You just didn't notice.
Affectionate_Most_64 t1_j5oq3qo wrote
Reply to People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Tastes like chicken
JoostinOnline t1_j5oprvk wrote
This makes total sense, and doesn't belong here. You should read the article before posting it.
Imagine if someone died today and we propped them up in a glass case for people to see, and kids made jokes about them. It's kinda fucked up. Calling them "mummies" just reduces their humanity and makes us think of Scooby Doo cartoons.
myops_rock t1_j5opglo wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
You know antitrust is dead when our government is reduced to focusing on “Swifties” and fucking concert tickets. What a fucking joke.
Nazamroth t1_j5oopk5 wrote
Reply to comment by _MoMaK_ in War Thunder Players Are Sharing Military Documents On The Forums Again by wewhomustnotbenamed
Pretty sure that either the F16 or F15 leak specifically said on the uploaded document to not ever, ever let it leave the country without permission first, on pain of severe criminal charges.
ugmold t1_j5oohg2 wrote
Reply to comment by Burstar1 in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
I'd rather drop a deuce.
Bortron86 t1_j5onqkn wrote
Reply to comment by nowhereman136 in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Nah, that'll be woke, liberal water. /s
SpicyUnicornBrittle t1_j5onltp wrote
Reply to comment by GreatAndPowerfulNixy in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
Actually sort of, the dynamics between a tennis coach and player are different than the usual coach of a sports team. A basketball coach can take you off the team, a tennis coach can't stop you from a joining a tennis tournament(unless he was running it). To your point, The dynamics are more similar when it's the coach of a college tennis or highschool(eww) team. For younger athletes you'd probably see more sexual favors passed from parent to coach.
Discarded1066 t1_j5omraq wrote
Can I refer to them as "Ancient Jerky"?
_MoMaK_ t1_j5omnsu wrote
Reply to comment by Flying_Reinbeers in War Thunder Players Are Sharing Military Documents On The Forums Again by wewhomustnotbenamed
That wasn’t even classified iirc that was free domain patent info. People are going out of their way to find “secret” info and just posting random open source shit.
Hotarg t1_j5om31s wrote
Reply to comment by AnimusCorpus in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Eponym or Deonym, depending on the origin of the word.
epigenie_986 t1_j5olyne wrote
Reply to comment by l4derman in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
As a mom, I’m sorry I keep calling the Switch a Wii.
fatnipple t1_j5osklh wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
It's giving yassified Jan 6.