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koavf OP t1_j5px6jc wrote
Reply to comment by thelastevergreen in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
Exactly. It's all just viral marketing for the inevitable Superb Owl ad.
Alert-Mud-672 t1_j5px5qo wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Pearl Jam tried.
doowgad1 t1_j5px5jq wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
The common wisdom on Reddit is that this is a build up for a Super Bowl advertisement.
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Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
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thelastevergreen t1_j5px3l7 wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
š They're just trolling that tool Tucker at this point.
byronicbluez t1_j5puyco wrote
Reply to comment by CrashnServers in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
I have faith in the government to fix minor problems while avoiding the real issues like Healthcare, Inflation, Gun Violence, etc.
Motor_West t1_j5puj9v wrote
Reply to comment by Jump_Like_A_Willys in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Flesh impaired
cookiemonster247 t1_j5puak9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Which would no longer be water from splash mountain since it no longer exist
spamky23 t1_j5pu5pg wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Godspeed
Ijusthadtosayit55 t1_j5pu1iq wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Are they bringing their parents along?
Angdrambor t1_j5pttci wrote
Reply to comment by Defiant-Peace-493 in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Damn it, ea-nasir, get out of this office! I ain't givin' you no damn tree fiddy!"
AlsoNotTheMamma t1_j5pprvf wrote
Reply to comment by R3aperbot in War Thunder Players Are Sharing Military Documents On The Forums Again by wewhomustnotbenamed
>Winning on the battlefield isnāt the problem.
No, it's definitely part of the problem.
Defiant-Peace-493 t1_j5ppiss wrote
Reply to comment by Angdrambor in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
I might have some fine quality copper ingots to sell him...
As_I_Stroke_My_Balls t1_j5ppfeh wrote
Nah they should be arrested for selling that card for 5 dollars.
[deleted] t1_j5pp0u0 wrote
Reply to comment by cookiemonster247 in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
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jdb1984 OP t1_j5pom2b wrote
Reply to comment by mitch8893 in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
The movie the ride was based on is racist, so it's being rethemed to be based on The Princess and the Frog.
mitch8893 t1_j5pog63 wrote
Reply to comment by mvdonkey in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
no ride is worth that wait. with no line, almost any ride is enjoyable. space mountain is definitely better, especially if you get the front seats
PJKPJT7915 t1_j5pog33 wrote
Reply to comment by things_U_choose_2_b in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
That was the funniest detail š¤£
mitch8893 t1_j5po7gp wrote
Reply to People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Why tf are thy closing splash mountain though?
JediTrainer42 t1_j5po1ey wrote
Reply to comment by mymar101 in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Itās one of their better āDark Ridesā with an actual thrill ride aspect baked into it. It also has a fun soundtrack. Also, nostalgia.
SupaBloo t1_j5pnz4v wrote
Reply to comment by threebillion6 in Pennsylvania State Police on the hunt for stolen $5 Pokemon card by Dilpickle2113
It's continued to be one of those most popular trading card games since its inception over 20 years ago.
Mother-Pitch5791 t1_j5pnw9x wrote
Reply to The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
I watch. The whole avengers arc would have been much better if they hadn't made endgame, which was trash imo.
Djentleman420 t1_j5pnlut wrote
$5 for a fire energy?
koavf OP t1_j5px8oq wrote
Reply to comment by doowgad1 in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
I'd bet my left (pea)nut (M&M) on it.