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joopface t1_j5q6492 wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
Imagine people watching Tucker Carlson complain about the M&M cartoons and agreeing with him.
Picture them, these feeble brained dipshits, nodding in vigorous agreement about how the cartoon M&Ms are being destroyed. Sitting on their couch, solemnly taking seriously the threat to their way of life posed by anthropomorphic M&Ms, angered by something that they’d never even thought about before they’d been told to get angry about it. Centring their emotions on this topic. Feeling that this is an Important Thing to Care About.
If you feel anything but disdain and pity for these people I’d like to know why.
Right-Fisherman-1234 t1_j5q5wdb wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
"Pay attention to this and ignore the billionaires that are bleeding the country dry!" Deflection and distraction. "Look, squirrel!" SMH.
wasdlmb t1_j5q4xxo wrote
Reply to comment by jimi15 in War Thunder Players Are Sharing Military Documents On The Forums Again by wewhomustnotbenamed
Ah my mistake; they were Co investors with Gazprom in another game that caught headlines recently.
DamonFields t1_j5q4p80 wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Good. Someone needs to do something.
JenMacAllister t1_j5q4bvf wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
Tucker Carlson can fuck up anything....
jimi15 t1_j5q440v wrote
Reply to comment by wasdlmb in War Thunder Players Are Sharing Military Documents On The Forums Again by wewhomustnotbenamed
Any source on that? Gaijin left Russia in 2015. And they have spoken out againt the war.
R_V_Z t1_j5q3z7g wrote
Reply to comment by SupaBloo in Pennsylvania State Police on the hunt for stolen $5 Pokemon card by Dilpickle2113
I don't know about Pokemon cards but I do know that some MTG cards I bought years ago are worth a lot more now.
Fracture_98 t1_j5q3yw9 wrote
Reply to comment by dxtboxer in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Smell triggers nostalgia, not bromine specifically. The smell of bromine treated water brings back memories of Disney water rides for a lot of people. Unfortunately for me, I just remember "It's a Small World", and then that damn song gets stuck in my head for ages.
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Reply to comment by DJWGibson in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
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DJWGibson t1_j5q2cl5 wrote
Reply to comment by Cutecumber_Roll in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
I don't like that they're giving him attention (even if not actually calling him out by name) but they're doing so in a way that just makes him look absurd and turns him into a punchline, while also turning any inevitable backlash or retort into free advertising.
By leaning into this, they also know the absurdity of the move will also be commented on my late night TV hosts, which just results in more free advertising.
Brilliant-Pickle-406 t1_j5q0xa7 wrote
Reply to Mother Sneaks Into NY HS Dressed As Student To Watch Daughter Fight, Police Say by maxcrazy
I didn't even realise that one would have to sneak in there like that. Where I'm from, schools are public property so anyone can come and go as they please as long as they arent causing a disturbance
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HypnoSmoke t1_j5q0h26 wrote
Reply to comment by threebillion6 in Pennsylvania State Police on the hunt for stolen $5 Pokemon card by Dilpickle2113
As the other person who replied implied, they were never really gone
Crooked_Cock t1_j5q05eq wrote
Reply to Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
I’m surprised they didn’t give her a raise
Crooked_Cock t1_j5q01ln wrote
Reply to comment by NovaHorizon in Mystery divers rescued near Polish energy sites in the middle of the night offer dubious explanation, and vanish by nimobo
If it didn’t specify this was in Poland I would’ve assumed it was somewhere in the US because HOLY FUCK that’s incompetent
koavf OP t1_j5pzo4z wrote
Reply to comment by adamttaylor in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
It 100% is: this is a monopoly that clearly hurts consumers.
adamttaylor t1_j5pzld2 wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
To be fair, it is actually a problem that the US needs to resolve.....
BadBrains16 t1_j5pzf3w wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
TM/Live Nation own the bulk of the larger and mid sized venues nationwide. The artists are under contract for a set number of shows at a set price. All of those extra fees and variable “Platinum” pricing all go to TM/Live Nation, not the artist. The artist knows this when they sign up for a tour. However, since TM/Live Nation is signing their checks the artist isn’t going to complain. Sucks for the fans, both new and old.
BeachyGreen t1_j5pz12w wrote
Reply to comment by mymar101 in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Yeah, I rode it a few weeks ago and the animatronic characters are well past their prime; plus the indoor section smelled moldy and musty.
Cutecumber_Roll t1_j5pyyuc wrote
Reply to comment by thelastevergreen in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
Seems more like they are conceding to his demands. I don't like that they are giving his commentary any consideration at all.
GamebyNumbers t1_j5pys45 wrote
You don't hunt a man
hammajammah t1_j5py5ia wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
I say go for it
Crooked_Cock t1_j5pxvwk wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
“I’m coming to her location”
“But I didn’t tell you where I am”
“Oh, I wasn’t referring to the screaming lady”
doowgad1 t1_j5pxiux wrote
Reply to comment by koavf in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
I see what you did there.
koavf OP t1_j5q6fq6 wrote
Reply to comment by joopface in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
> Imagine people watching Tucker Carlson complain about the M&M cartoons and agreeing with him. > >
So you're trying to tell me that you get just as horny at the M&M's as you did previously?