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MustacheSmokeScreen t1_j5ra6id wrote
Reply to comment by KazkaFaron in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Water slide?
diagnosedwolf t1_j5r9zg7 wrote
Reply to comment by DennisHakkie in British museums to stop using ‘mummy’ over negative associations by Logibenq
A human body has an average price of $550,000 according to Medical Transcript. Of course, if you could max out your prices and sell every part of you for its individual street value, you’d walk away with 45 million dollars.
So, they’re not wrong. Human remains are extremely valuable.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j5r93s5 wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Shouldnt they protest outside the Ticketmaster office?
Lowgarr t1_j5r91us wrote
Shall we start listing them all now, or wait a few minutes?
ReginaldSP t1_j5r8fw7 wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in Portlanders will soon get a chance to pay $150 for a cup of coffee by merrymilly
I promise you they are.
Goat_Wizard_Doom_666 t1_j5r8a1a wrote
Reply to comment by goofyredditname in Yellen rejects minting $1T platinum coin to avoid US debt ceiling by CapitalCourse
Nah, that happened a long, long time ago.
mike-godwin01 t1_j5r864b wrote
I really am in the wrong business..
SeaMech267 t1_j5r7thi wrote
Wasn't "I'm not okay with this" cancelled due to difficulty dealing with a large cast during covid. Weren't there other shows that fell under that reason for cancelation? Please tell me if I'm wrong about the reasoning but if I'm not then don't those count as successful cancelations?
LurkHereLurkThere t1_j5r6wi9 wrote
This title suggests Ted Sarandos is hopelessly out of touch with the audience and is incapable of equating the cancellation of multiple popular shows with the loss of viewers who are sick of buying into characters and storylines only for the shows to be cancelled after one or two series.
I recently cancelled my 8 year Netflix membership and have no intention of going back despite how many "Lets get back together" and "we've added x TV programmes and films" junk emails they want to send me.
I had brand loyalty and was naively against services like Disney+ who i thought simply wanted a piece of the streaming pie, now given the decline of Netflix I've decided was misplaced and there are many better options.
venturoo t1_j5r5p18 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Yellen rejects minting $1T platinum coin to avoid US debt ceiling by CapitalCourse
iis full of hwhat?!!
y2kizzle t1_j5r573j wrote
Reply to comment by Solidsnakeerection in Pennsylvania State Police on the hunt for stolen $5 Pokemon card by Dilpickle2113
An American!!
StrategicCannibal23 t1_j5r3w75 wrote
Reply to comment by _WhoisMrBilly_ in Yellen rejects minting $1T platinum coin to avoid US debt ceiling by CapitalCourse
Oooooh
_WhoisMrBilly_ t1_j5r3tbz wrote
Reply to comment by StrategicCannibal23 in Yellen rejects minting $1T platinum coin to avoid US debt ceiling by CapitalCourse
Give what back?
StrategicCannibal23 t1_j5r3qmg wrote
Reply to comment by _WhoisMrBilly_ in Yellen rejects minting $1T platinum coin to avoid US debt ceiling by CapitalCourse
Now give it back...
[deleted] t1_j5r3lz3 wrote
Reply to comment by JayceSinnes in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
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sexybimbogf t1_j5r2t3u wrote
Reply to comment by fatnipple in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
tb to that time switfies stormed the US Capitol changing "hang Mike Pence" and tried to overthrow the US Government. they even brought weapons and some of them wore confederate or nazi imagery!
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CustosEcheveria t1_j5r2jr4 wrote
When do we get to tar and feather her and Jerome Powell for their gross incompetence?
sexybimbogf t1_j5r2h04 wrote
Reply to comment by byronicbluez in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
well I trust them to do the second part
goofyredditname t1_j5r26j3 wrote
This is it folks, as a country we have jumped the shark.
TupperCoLLC t1_j5r22aa wrote
Reply to comment by CrashnServers in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
It’s far from perfect but it’s our best chance
or whatever Churchill said
TupperCoLLC t1_j5r1zg5 wrote
ijeanofdreammie t1_j5r1x9t wrote
If Netflix wasn’t free courtesy of Comcast, I’d have cancelled that shiz a long time ago.
ijeanofdreammie t1_j5r1rme wrote
His ass is sucking wind.
SweetCosmicPope t1_j5rbvl9 wrote
Reply to comment by dtmfadvice in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
It certainly won't make them easier to get. It MIGHT at least reign in some of the cost if it causes them to ditch dynamic pricing and stuff. They're still going to get fleeced by the scalpers, but that's a completely separate problem that needs to be addressed, as well.