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melody_elf t1_j5rm159 wrote
Reply to comment by alzee76 in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Of course this is a useless source in a Reddit argument but my friend is an engineer at Netflix and I'm mostly echoing her takes. Ofc she can be wrong but I'm not completely speculating. I don't really care why you cancelled your netflix subscription.
alzee76 t1_j5rlotv wrote
Reply to comment by melody_elf in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
> They focus entirely on short term, rapid growth
This is pure speculation on your part. I like how you treat it as a fact.
> Then they wonder why they can't keep users around.
Care to speculate some more, maybe on when and why I canceled my subscription? It'll be funny to see you completely whiff another one.
> Their stock has been on a downward slope for a long time now
No, it hasn't. It had a precipitous fall in the first half of 2022. It's been steadily trending upwards since then.
> so I think they should listen to their users.
You should probably learn what their actual motives are and what their stock is actually doing before forming such opinions.
alzee76 t1_j5rkn6d wrote
Reply to comment by ramtax666 in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
> They should lower their metric, like how your mother had went she made you.
Sick burn, brah! Your little sister help you come up with that one?
FYI you spelled "when" wrong.
melody_elf t1_j5rkn5u wrote
Reply to comment by alzee76 in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Their metrics are bad. They focus entirely on short term, rapid growth hits (like Squid Game and Stranger Things) that bring in new users and not on a long-term plan around loyalty and retention. Then they wonder why they can't keep users around.
Their stock has been on a downward slope for a long time now so I think they should listen to their users.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j5rkhng wrote
Reply to comment by dude23455 in Yellen rejects minting $1T platinum coin to avoid US debt ceiling by CapitalCourse
everyone knows it's common practice to consult with Yemen on new coins
alzee76 t1_j5rkhfz wrote
Reply to comment by AnimusCorpus in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
> People really are upset a capitalist enterprise is only interested in quick profits and not necessarily keeping fans happy.
Well, yeah. Especially when they're niche fans who in aggregate don't spend nearly enough to keep the cult shows they adore afloat. Them being vocal doesn't grant their position any additional importance.
> It's not like people have been saying the profit motive is a nightmare for the arts since forever or anything
These artists are free to not "sell out" and keep their artistic vision pure. But you know, they're pretty into the profit motive, too.
Animal395 t1_j5rkd1k wrote
Reply to comment by windingtime in Portlanders will soon get a chance to pay $150 for a cup of coffee by merrymilly
🤣🤣🤣 sounds... Nutty
GatoradeNipples t1_j5rk0w9 wrote
Reply to comment by the_blessed_unrest in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
>Idk, is there a financial incentive for her to break it up?
I mean, her fanbase is kinda forcing her hand on this one. If she goes against what the Swifties want, they'll just find a new pop star to define their identity around, and she's out of a job.
Fanwhip t1_j5rjgm2 wrote
Reply to comment by melody_elf in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
As a joke once said.
What is the difference between grave robbing and archeology?
The "answer" verys on POV.
Honestly it comes down to "Are they claiming its preserving something?" or "they selling it for money"
Either way money is changing hands somewhere and only one is more "acceptable" then the other is.
Grizzly_Addams t1_j5rj2q1 wrote
Cool. So when is Travelers coming back?
melody_elf t1_j5riuvk wrote
Reply to comment by Fanwhip in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
I see the point about how they were stolen from Egypt. When I visited the British Museum it felt uncomfortable knowing that everything there was taken from other countries.
At the same time, Egypt is a very unstable country so I don't know how safe the mummies and artifacts would be there. There are some radical factions that pretty much want to destroy anything from before Islam.
Another factor is that, when these artifacts are over the world, it lets many more people see them and learn and enjoy history than if they were in Egypt.
On the other hand, these are people who were stolen from their graves and there is definitely something disturbing about that.
finevcijnenfijn t1_j5riqxz wrote
Ted Sarandos is happy to announce that Ted Sarandos is canceling Ted Sarandos for lack of being a successful show.
drstu3000 t1_j5riqrf wrote
What's his definition of "successful show"
Fanwhip t1_j5ri63a wrote
Reply to comment by melody_elf in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Same reason Reddit is for anyone that wants to type what ever and give opinons.
If folks wanna go "this is For X reason" and looking at it from the whole picture there is no difference. Then the reasoning is false and just done for "karma" points. Do something tangible if your doing it for X reason. Words can be as strong or weak as others deem them. Actions speak louder then words and changing a word for your action makes the action worth less then the word.
taptapper t1_j5rh6w0 wrote
Reply to comment by NetDork in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Me too! Around 1995 I think. We got discount tickets from locals and spent a week doing all the rides, parks, experiences. water parks and Universal with no stress. Before half of Universal was wiped out by hurricanes. Even stayed on property. Nothing like how people talk about going there today
willpowerpt t1_j5rgt82 wrote
So so so massively incorrect. Seems like they’ve mostly only cancelled successful shows. And didn’t they just let their CEO go?
Psychomadeye t1_j5rfncr wrote
Reply to comment by NNewt84 in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
UK but same concept I guess. Most of the information kids get is from eachother unfortunately. And adults often don't exactly do enough to explain the situation to children very well even at funerals.
>most kids WOULD hear about mummies in the context of Ancient Egypt
Yes, very often in the same breath that says they are the bird god of the sun and that they are mummified so they can make their way to the realm of the jackal that is the god of the underworld. Then they hear about "the mummies curse" from friends. Then this information is relayed by a game of telephone.
Safe_Departure7867 t1_j5rfmlm wrote
Reply to comment by Nightshade238 in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
He needs to read some Marcus Aurelius
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j5rfixb wrote
Reply to comment by royaldunlin in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Israeli's held it for a short time
Quasadd t1_j5repkd wrote
thats a huge lie
Bonezone420 t1_j5rejxx wrote
Reply to comment by Acceptable-Crew6144 in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
He was; in that it wasn't happening enough. The entire fox news crew was very outspoken about school lunches back when those were the hot button issue and their take was, as you could expect, that kids shouldn't eat lunch unless they could pay for it.
Quanais t1_j5rei2m wrote
Netflix has George Santos energy
Johnmegaman72 t1_j5re80g wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Taylor will make a song about this isn't she?
Psychomadeye t1_j5re1e8 wrote
Reply to comment by soda-jerk in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
100% off I guess?
Informal_Cress9800 t1_j5rm44l wrote
Reply to comment by Vita-Malz in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Wow it seems like you really care about them. But not enough to stop calling them mummies? So strange. It’s almost as if you really don’t give a shit. So why not leave it to—idk the ones who do?