Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
MoCapBartender t1_j5ruhbo wrote
Reply to comment by myops_rock in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
It's really amazing what protesting can accomplish when it doesn't threaten the rich.
mordantmonkey t1_j5ruft1 wrote
Reply to comment by Grizzly_Addams in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
I really loved that show. Started off as a I guess I can have this on while doing chores.....moved to omfg I'm going to have to rewatch it immediately.
bonesnaps t1_j5rufns wrote
Reply to comment by teplightyear in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Once all the tails are gone and he's grown up, he'll then have a taste for new tail-sized piglets.
myops_rock t1_j5rudyy wrote
Reply to comment by texasdeafdogs in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Indeed. Our government is very good at enriching the people in it and their families while acting at the behest of people with tremendous wealth. They even manage to squeeze in time to lie through their teeth to us. Multitasking.
Forgotmyaccount1979 t1_j5ru2rq wrote
Reply to comment by Deyln in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
He didn't know...
Again, driving my wonder at why it mattered, or if it was even real, potentially just people "telling tales" online to insight anger.
Americano_Joe t1_j5rt232 wrote
Reply to People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
The real The Onion but Not the Onion story would be if "People Are Buying 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom".
Optimistic__Elephant t1_j5rsxnz wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Artists love to criticize ticketmaster, but the truth is they’re all on cahoots. Artists and venues don’t want to be the bad guy charging high prices. So they let Ticketmaster take the role of the villain and kicks back a good portion of those fees to the venue and artist.
DoucheCanoeBruh t1_j5rstn3 wrote
Reply to comment by PainfulComedy in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Final Space was Turner and Adult Swim. Netflix only had the streaming rights
razloric t1_j5rrxci wrote
Reply to comment by sunnydaysahead2022 in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
There's like a zillion other cop procedurals if that helps.
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Deyln t1_j5rrol2 wrote
Reply to comment by Forgotmyaccount1979 in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
What's it called now?
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_j5rrb0x wrote
Reply to comment by sunnydaysahead2022 in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
I want Matt Ryan back as Constantine
Javasndphotoclicks t1_j5rr9l7 wrote
Talk about out of touch with your user base.
CarltonSagot t1_j5rqtxy wrote
Reply to comment by Shlitmy9thaccount in Pennsylvania State Police on the hunt for stolen $5 Pokemon card by Dilpickle2113
They drew first BLOOOD.
texasdeafdogs t1_j5rq6a5 wrote
Reply to comment by myops_rock in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
People are capable of addressing more than 1 thing at a time too.
myops_rock t1_j5rpx94 wrote
Reply to comment by cannabination in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
The copycat shit in DC was lame. The leaf truckers that were their inspiration were great. They showed us little Trudeau’s fascist colors.
I suspect our world view’s are vastly different. I expect our lives experiences are vastly different. I expect you and I have very different ideas about how to determine what is true.
We all like evidence that confirms our biases. Good luck with your pretensions.
Schiffy94 t1_j5rpa9e wrote
Reply to comment by CustosEcheveria in Yellen rejects minting $1T platinum coin to avoid US debt ceiling by CapitalCourse
Yellen isn't failing miserably like JPow. She's not the one who spent the better part of 2022 trying to scare lenders rather than admit that business are price gouging.
Crumbdizzle t1_j5rp33p wrote
Ladies banging their tennis coach...you don't say
nightoftherabbit t1_j5rov68 wrote
That’s called a self fulfilling prophecy Ted.
aloofman75 t1_j5rnpdg wrote
I mean, once you cancel it it’s no longer successful, so he’s right!
danteheehaw t1_j5rn04j wrote
Reply to comment by Theher0not in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Mr ball leg needs a spin off
melody_elf t1_j5rmrx6 wrote
Reply to comment by alzee76 in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
That's fair. I feel like I usually understand what's going on strategically at the companies I work for, but also all the businesses I've worked for have had less than 200 employees or so, so it's not that hard. I imagine the level of transparency is not high at a Fortune 500.
alzee76 t1_j5rmeu4 wrote
Reply to comment by melody_elf in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
> Ofc she can be wrong but I'm not completely speculating.
Unless she's routinely invited to board meetings or she's peeping at people's emails, she is. I was an engineer at Paypal and I can tell you exactly 0% about how top management came to their decisions. Same with every other Fortune 500 company I've worked for, and there are a handful.
PainfulComedy t1_j5rm7zq wrote
Reply to comment by Leiryn in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Final space still got fucked
PainfulComedy t1_j5rvc3j wrote
Reply to comment by DoucheCanoeBruh in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Really? I never saw anything about it on adult swim. I knew it was conans company