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street-trash t1_j5sr6qb wrote
Reply to comment by Graega in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Yup. Or they stop watching the series because they hear it’s cancelled.
ricnilotra t1_j5sqy2m wrote
absolute lier. they cancelled inside job for a tax wright off.
Redoran_Gvard t1_j5sqm0j wrote
Reply to comment by whatproblems in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
sounds like a skyrim mod name
Nightmare_Springbear t1_j5sqil2 wrote
Reply to comment by PainfulComedy in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
I actually watched it on Adult Swim, stumbled upon it looking for something as background noise while I did dishes, saw Final Space aaaaand.. Dishes weren't done that night. God I was so upset when I saw it was cancelled (ON YOUTUBE.).
wanker_vision269er t1_j5spnxx wrote
Reply to comment by NotHomework in Senator proposes caning as punishment for crime by Equivalent_Bell_4469
The military, in fact, does not use "physical punishment". Maybe in the Corps, but I got out right after the Pentagon took away our smoking rights.
Kermitoxic t1_j5spkkl wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
So, anyways, how'd that child slavery lawsuit go?
TheMaskedImp t1_j5spfb1 wrote
Say you only watch the most popular shows without saying you only watch the most popular shows
Cahootie t1_j5spf08 wrote
Reply to comment by pingveno in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Arcane did it in an interesting way. They had nine episodes with three distinct story arcs, and they split it up into three drops of three episodes. You pretty much got a trilogy of movies dropping once a week, and it became a good trade-off. You got your binge moment while also allowing hype to build over the course of the release which turned out extremely successful.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j5spbsa wrote
I mean everybody is complaining about prison overcrowding and cost
DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey t1_j5sp1x4 wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in Senator proposes caning as punishment for crime by Equivalent_Bell_4469
If you're being sarcastic I missed it
Mds_02 t1_j5sot8m wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
I’d have put the heels back on her, then announced she was trans. Imagine Tucker’s face when he realized he’d been jerking it to trans-candy this entire time.
thebadnews t1_j5son0v wrote
Reply to comment by koavf in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
thats the spirit! darn those capitalist thugs in america!
Riselen t1_j5snwu6 wrote
Why is CHamoru Santa so angry and/or trying to make his bdsm kink policy?
Dynasuarez-Wrecks t1_j5snu8r wrote
Reply to comment by Solidsnakeerection in Pennsylvania State Police on the hunt for stolen $5 Pokemon card by Dilpickle2113
Every weeb ever.
JConRed t1_j5sn68f wrote
Best for Netflix is small budget large audience...
But don't tell them that.
lazzzym t1_j5sn3bs wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Fuck Ticketmaster.
HearthHolmes t1_j5sn2ts wrote
I wasn't born to two parents.
Le-oSullivan t1_j5smw9f wrote
Reply to comment by danteheehaw in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
i hate merchandizing but Wednesday could use a more plush sidekick
swisscriss t1_j5sm8sm wrote
Reply to comment by DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey in Senator proposes caning as punishment for crime by Equivalent_Bell_4469
Glad we are on the same page but I draw the line at anything more than dipping a rattan cane in brine, more than 17 strokes is excessive
Chard069 t1_j5sm6rc wrote
Reply to "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
Wild turkeys do not annoy us here at mid-elevation in California's central Sierra Nevada range. Pumas and foxes keep their numbers down. 8-)
blackjackm99 t1_j5sm49d wrote
Reply to comment by Gwiny in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Just like all things statistics, meaning is derived by how you view the numbers. A show can be successful in terms of overall viewership and still be deemed a failure due to stable numbers. In most scenarios stable is good, but to TV execs and venture capitalists anything less than constant growth is a failure. You shouldn’t be so quick to throw shade at fans for the defense of their fandom.
Gschu54 t1_j5sm2ib wrote
Reply to comment by pseudopad in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
>Shows are only successful if everyone binges them in the first week.
That's because you don't have to pay residuals in the first 90 days.
So a show that everyone watches in the first 3 days is cheaper than the one people watch slowly.
DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey t1_j5slwvs wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in Senator proposes caning as punishment for crime by Equivalent_Bell_4469
Oh sure, grown adults beating 7 year olds is totally legit and not problematic at all.
marfatardo t1_j5slw33 wrote
How about caning politicians when they get nothing done?! Oh yeah, and how about making them take random drug tests because they get paid with taxpayer funds? And if they don't pass the test that they had to pay for out of their own pocket, cane them!
[deleted] t1_j5srq1t wrote
Reply to Senator proposes caning as punishment for crime by Equivalent_Bell_4469
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