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elboyo t1_j5tn01v wrote
Reply to comment by Deyln in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
It's Maruchan ramen. They changed "oriental" flavor to "soy sauce".
Combat_Medic t1_j5tmt2k wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
They should have kept Danny Devito as the Red one, give us some real fan service.
MattSpokeLoud t1_j5tmfd3 wrote
Reply to comment by port53 in Yellen rejects minting $1T platinum coin to avoid US debt ceiling by CapitalCourse
Mostly joking.
PJJefferson t1_j5tm3up wrote
Do people really think he’s going around canceling all the best and most profitable shows, and he’s doing it just to punish you, personally, knowing it’s going to hurt the Netflix bottom line, because you’re all quitting the service?
Reading these comments, the answer seems to be “yes”.
BlkSheepKnt t1_j5tlzxq wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
Somewhere there's a deviantART artist who's about to make a hefty sum for all the pornographic photos of the green m&m that will now come flooding in because of creepy reactionaries we're going to want to jerk off to it to own the libs.
Agreton t1_j5tlsh0 wrote
Reply to comment by BadBrains16 in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
It sucks for the artists as well, considering they are the ones who own the music. Ticketmaster has been nothing but grift.
Zerowantuthri t1_j5tlq7n wrote
Reply to comment by vlsdo in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Basically, this is the No True Scotsman Fallacy.
UndeadBuggalo t1_j5tl4se wrote
Reply to comment by DroneOfDoom in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
I also wanted more 1899 and those are just recent ones!
CovidInMyAsshole t1_j5tics8 wrote
Reply to comment by Zoefschildpad in Pennsylvania State Police on the hunt for stolen $5 Pokemon card by Dilpickle2113
Just give me a bean burrito and I csn supply you with a years worth of gas.
TheCynicalCanuckk t1_j5ti6f0 wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
Wait what? Crazy tucker is involved? I was hearing about mm lately but was busy. Oh man I gotta look up this new unhinged rant that people eat up lol. It shocks me how people fall for his mccarthyism bs
SuDragon2k3 t1_j5tgodi wrote
Reply to comment by CloakerJosh in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Blazing Saddles. a Mell Brooks tour de force absurdist deconstruction of the western genre. Warner Brothers wanted to hold on to the IP rights, which reverted to Brooks six months after release unless something was made of them.
So WB made Black Bart, a TV pilot continuing the adventures from the movie. It was shown on TV, once. A not unusual story of the time (1974) which appeared to conclude in a usual manner, pilot then shrug and move on when it doesn't gain traction.
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What is unusual is the that they apparently filmed the rest of the season, put it in the cans (1974. Filming was done on film, edited on film then converted for broadcast) and then locked away. According to some sources they made four seasons of it. (Some old concept called syndication I believe.)
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Nobody outside 70's Warner Brothers has ever seen it.
Was this cheaper than getting the lawyers to fix the contract with Brooks?
Was someone getting the really good cocaine to keep it going?
What the actual f*** was going on in Hollywood at the time they could keep an entire production team making this when they knew it wasn't going to be released?
What if it was actually a decent comic-western?
koavf OP t1_j5tf582 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Because that would waste their time: Ticketmaster aren't incentivized to end their monopoly, whereas protecting consumers' interests is the priority of several individuals and agencies in government.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j5tf1gw wrote
Reply to comment by koavf in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Why not? Government has thousands of more important things to deal with than the price of Taylor Swift concerts. Ticketmaster only has tickets to deal with.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j5te3dl wrote
I believe there was a senator in the 1850s who caned another senator.
koavf OP t1_j5tdvsz wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
No.
alphahelixes t1_j5td1o3 wrote
Reply to comment by GrimeyTimey in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Tuca and Bertie got picked up by another network. Season 2 and 3 are available to stream on HBOmax.
LOSTandCONFUSEDinMAY t1_j5tbxuv wrote
Reply to comment by MattSpokeLoud in Yellen rejects minting $1T platinum coin to avoid US debt ceiling by CapitalCourse
It would be more or less the same as if congress raised the debt ceiling by 50T or got rid of it entirely. Not a whole lot would happen unless congress also authorized the Treasury to spend all that money.
11__stardust t1_j5ta8lx wrote
Bring back Sense 8!
Lowgarr t1_j5ta7l6 wrote
Reply to comment by marioquartz in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
/facepalm
Screamingholt t1_j5t7umd wrote
Reply to comment by CloakerJosh in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
Sadly I can totally agree with that. It probably is exactly that sorta cold blooded math. I mean they are a business entity seeking profit after all. Further to that I wonder if people signing up and immediately watch show X would be a boost to said show.
Perhaps that is why Amazon stuck with as they weighted such a metric differently.
Gwiny t1_j5t5g3z wrote
Reply to comment by blackjackm99 in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
And you shouldn't be quick to throw shade on people whose entire job is to manage their business. Finance department people who do nothing but calculate which metrics exactly the show needs to hit in order to be worth it. I mean, I'm not gonna say that the business doesn't make mistakes. Businesses make lots of mistakes, and sometimes quite stupid ones. But yes, unless I see some kind of evidence of the contrary, my default assumption is that these people are competent at the jobs they were employed to do, and that the decisions they make are sensible
Divtos t1_j5t4826 wrote
Reply to comment by Fracture_98 in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
Got that Nuka Cola song stuck in my head again!
WaytoomanyUIDs t1_j5t38tr wrote
Reply to comment by Potatoswatter in Rain stopped York council's £500k electric bin lorries working by losimagic
Lucas wasn't known as the princes of darkness for no reason
WaytoomanyUIDs t1_j5t2rgs wrote
This straight out of that Portlandia show.
Skavau t1_j5tn9q1 wrote
Reply to comment by Informal_Cress9800 in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
This may be literally true, but a detail missing is that Netflix clearly throws too much money, and thus expectations, at a show that is just not likely to meet it. It was obvious that Cowboy Bebop, and Resident Evil were doomed to be cancelled when they released. They were too high-budget, too risky and even a relatively positive reception wasn't likely to translate to enough watchers.
They set shows up to fail too often by doing this.