Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
_ChipWhitley_ t1_j5z6cjh wrote
> The key to it is you have to be able to talk to a small audience on a small budget and a large audience at a large budget. If you do that well, you can do that forever.
In other words, “We can see the future and we’ve never made a mistake… Also, here is our ad-supported tier to supplement our mistakes.”
Seriously, fuck this guy. After the next season of The Witcher I’m cancelling. I don’t get into Netflix anymore because I never know which show will leave me hanging for the rest of my life like The OA.
Relan_of_the_Light t1_j5z5a03 wrote
Reply to comment by a_southern_dude in Colorado U.S. Rep. Doug Lamborn settles lawsuit alleging abuse of power and allowing his son to live in Capitol basement by SaturnIonFan
I mean it's not really always republicans you're just on a website that skews towards democrats HEAVILY so the things that get popular are about Republicans. Democrats do seem to be better at hiding their stupidity than Republicans though, at least the rank and file guys. The high profile Republicans are better at hiding their dirty laundry than high profile Democrats are. But in truth most politicians are just scumbags regardless of party.
dtreth t1_j5z4hy0 wrote
Reply to comment by Uceanna in Colorado U.S. Rep. Doug Lamborn settles lawsuit alleging abuse of power and allowing his son to live in Capitol basement by SaturnIonFan
>All of these stories about politicians Republicans misbehaving and nothing ever happens.
FTFY
chinmakes5 t1_j5z3yjs wrote
Or to rephrase. Appliance makers are sad that people who buy $4000 appliances use them like $1000 appliances so won't buy more $4000 appliances.
Defiant-Peace-493 t1_j5z3rbf wrote
Reply to comment by pocapractica in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
bUrNtKoOlAiD t1_j5z3r60 wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
Deyln t1_j5z3nm0 wrote
Reply to comment by Brock_Hard_Canuck in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
I like the idea of the smart-fridge that is basically a glorified shopping list.
Nothing else beyond that.
koavf OP t1_j5z3n9q wrote
Reply to comment by ubercl0ud in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
They won't.
Psychomadeye t1_j5z3l3o wrote
Reply to comment by robamiami in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
Don't give it your email.
ubercl0ud t1_j5z2uvx wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
The real test is next xmas. If they finally retire the “he does exist, they do exist” commercial. Its been going strong for over 30+ years
Psychomadeye t1_j5z2muy wrote
Reply to comment by EzeakioDarmey in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
I suspect there will be a market specifically for dumb appliances.
s_decoy t1_j5z2lcr wrote
Reply to comment by dragonbird in Black Eyed Peas Label Sues Maker of Pooping Unicorn Toy by theizzz
Reminds me of the Moshi Monsters song getting sued by Lady Gaga for using a parody character of her as a mascot - she won that lawsuit.
Psychomadeye t1_j5z2cy8 wrote
Reply to comment by dysfunctionalpress in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
For storing all the dead bodies, smart freezers aren't ideal.
Psychomadeye t1_j5z25ni wrote
Reply to comment by _dead_and_broken in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
I had particular people in mind when voting for the legalization of weed.
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TequilaCamper t1_j5z07uk wrote
Reply to comment by KletterRatte in Pepper spray for the school run? The weaponised SUV set to terrify America’s streets by Maelarion
100% means if you crash an SUV into a tree in the middle of a forest, a pedestrian somewhere still dies
AfternoonTeaWithMrB t1_j5yxsj7 wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Oh good, we beat him back in 1918 then.
_dead_and_broken t1_j5yxrpy wrote
Reply to comment by bannedfromdisney in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
I never called, nor implied, you, or anyone else stupid, and the person who originally replied to you also didn't call you stupid or imply it.
I don't even know how you could infer that was even happening!
junction182736 t1_j5yxi4k wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Religion...just always seems to complicate things.
bannedfromdisney t1_j5yxbmf wrote
Reply to comment by _dead_and_broken in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
Pointing out something that I didn’t actually do would be considered more rude than for me to sit here and accept people passively calling me stupid for something I didn’t actually do.
michele-x t1_j5yxbe4 wrote
VHS recorder makers said that more than 50% customer leave the clock blinking on 0:00
ScullysBagel t1_j5yxa9p wrote
Reply to comment by Rawesome16 in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
Don't buy a Samsung fridge either! We had one, and it was a nightmare, and no one seems to know how to fix them.
Love their phones, but outside those and TVs, their appliances are apparently all garbage.
_dead_and_broken t1_j5ywlgq wrote
Reply to comment by bannedfromdisney in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
Christ, dude, you're unnecessarily rude to people. I was just trying to be nice. 🤷🏼♀️
kangarooturd t1_j5z6lxu wrote
Reply to Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Get the water cannons ready!