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koavf OP t1_j5zxhd6 wrote
Reply to comment by nooshaw in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
True, but no bad press and all.
gwicksted t1_j5zwazc wrote
Reply to comment by EzeakioDarmey in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
IoT is notorious for poor security, buggy software, and has potential for gross misuse by manufacturers. I’m a software developer and still insist on having a dumb home because it works.
nooshaw t1_j5zvevh wrote
Reply to M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
M&M just gave Tucker a lot of power.
TitaniumTalons t1_j5zupfn wrote
Reply to comment by CatAvailable3953 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Your god is pretty weak if he cant do his dirty work without violating free will
7grims t1_j5zt77m wrote
Reply to comment by MOS95B in Black Eyed Peas Label Sues Maker of Pooping Unicorn Toy by theizzz
Its not trying to make a parody, its not a creative work adding value on top of the original.
Its literally selling toys, an advertisement, wile appropriating a song to do so
Hekantonkheries t1_j5zslab wrote
Reply to comment by Psychomadeye in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
I get less questions talking about the bodies in my freezer than when I mention the bottle of Wasabi lube.
Hekantonkheries t1_j5zsesa wrote
Reply to comment by EzeakioDarmey in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
It's like printers and constant driver/connectivity issues; if a device isn't made by a computer or software company, but insists on acting like a piece of technology, it's going to work about as well as a McDonalds ice cream machine. Because competent IT and skilled post-release support teams are the first groups gutted of knowledge when a company has a new product to sell a few months later
Neat_Tangelo5339 t1_j5zs4hn wrote
Reply to comment by a_millenial in Netflix denies any Squid Game reality show contestants have suffered ‘serious injury’ by trashcan_paradise
Honestly because we only saw on the show that having the money doesn’t solve everything and most of the time with similar things the camera stops recording when the prize is won
PlagueWheels t1_j5zq72e wrote
Reply to comment by jooes in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
What are some of the most egregious examples of this?
CubeNoob69 t1_j5zptzk wrote
Reply to comment by banjodance_ontwitter in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
It's an ADHD thing.
PlagueWheels t1_j5zpcqc wrote
Mindhunter wasn't successful?
kokopilau t1_j5zp2cq wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
What a fucking demagogue.
ReginaldSP t1_j5znrhz wrote
Reply to comment by MakesCakesEatsMud in E-girl influencers are trying to get Gen Z into the military by SkyBlockReborn
god damn. That is wildly unethical
buggin_at_work t1_j5znps7 wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Can we muzzle this ass-hat already?
elimtevir t1_j5znd5u wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Settle down, Francis. You're going to flail over someone insulting your self-help book from an imaginary Sky God?
celestiaequestria t1_j5zn5t4 wrote
Reply to comment by EzeakioDarmey in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
The smart features are a honeypot to get the user to connect the device to WiFi so it can transmit usage and other data. The problem is that the features you get for connecting to WiFi are often meaningless or gimmicks - because the real reason for the antenna being included was always data collection and transmission.
gangler52 t1_j5zn27u wrote
Reply to comment by CatAvailable3953 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
That's the opposite.
Can't prove a negative means you can't prove that Allah isn't one. So in your example, proving that you don't beat your wife is impossible.
"Allah is one" is a positive. You can prove those. The same way you can prove that you do beat your wife.
celestiaequestria t1_j5zmtto wrote
Reply to comment by Deeman0 in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
It worked with Smart TVs - people use the built-in apps to stream on their TVs, meaning they connect the TV itself to WiFi allowing the manufacturer to collect a ton of data that earns them more money than they make from selling the TV set. Basically the new Nielson families.
It just failed everywhere else because there's no killer feature to having your microwave connect to the internet.
banjodance_ontwitter t1_j5zmnq2 wrote
Reply to comment by yolo___toure in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
If you're too dumb to remember what's in your fridge I'd be shocked if you made enough to buy a fridge capable of telling you when food goes bad.
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Reply to comment by junction182736 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
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El_Deez t1_j5zkow1 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Can these rocks really power light bulbs? No, say the experts by koavf
Well I hate those people to my core. Rumble has arms that turn into pile drivers and says things like "If on Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, watch out robot cuz here comes Rumble!" And "No one calls Soundwave uncrazimatic."
MakesCakesEatsMud t1_j5zklqt wrote
Reply to comment by ReginaldSP in E-girl influencers are trying to get Gen Z into the military by SkyBlockReborn
One of my friend's kids got tricked into the military by a recruiter. They were able to get him to sign undated enlistment papers when he was still seventeen and then held the papers until his 18th birthday.
SelectiveSanity t1_j5zk8gj wrote
Reply to comment by El_Deez in Can these rocks really power light bulbs? No, say the experts by koavf
No, Rumble is the icing on the cake. Lazerbeak and Ravage are the awesome marbled chocolate cake under it. Also I'm willing to bet when you bring up Rumble people are thinking of the spiking looking Decepticon from the movie who did transform into a boom box, and are unaware its actually Frenzy, who's in the original G1 series as a retool of Rumble.
kalekayn t1_j5zy8h8 wrote
Reply to comment by a_millenial in Netflix denies any Squid Game reality show contestants have suffered ‘serious injury’ by trashcan_paradise
> It would be like me getting mad at people who like GTA and saying they're promoting drug dealing. > >
There are people out there who would argue such a thing I.E. Jack Thompson and people who think like him.