This is straight from a Neal Stephenson novel

I'm pretty sure we don't have to worry about that as the weeabos and anime fans in Florida are part of the more sane side of its population.

What else am I going to do with a toaster but toast things?

Smart appliances are even more dead on arrival than smart houses.

No, go into marketing. We need people who will make better choices.

I don't think that is consumerism. That is toy hoarding and people who should really be on som sort of list.

I still don't know how this toy was made. It was basically five fetishist rolled into one horrible toy.

Edit: I'm not even gonna change my typo because I'm pretty sure this toy was the idea of five fetishists.

Poop smells, but poop sells

wtf why is this getting downvoted

Apps don't work.!! won't connect ! 😂

Things CK2 players say

You are thinking of Greek Gods. Free will means we can tell God to piss off. We will not be stopped by devine intervention.

My washing machine has Bluetooth so that I can get different wash cycles. I've never even attempted to use that function as I may as well turn the dial and hit start after I've loaded the washer.

Wonder who nato countries would side with if non NATO Sweden was attacked by NATO member Turkey

While this is the most Japan story that I have seen today, I hope no one in Florida sees this story and views this as a challenge.

Don't they have the same Uncle A-bra-ham?

I feel like this is a half step towards subscription services. Like you don't have to buy the washer but you have to pay for a subscription for it to operate

Surprisingly, Erdogan didn't warn the Swedes to hide their young boys & virgin girls from his Almighty Army.

You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus Allah

My washing machine has an option to connect my phone....Why would I do that? I have to be there to manually move the clothes in and out either way. Its honestly more of a hassle to sign into the app on my phone instead of just pushing the dang buttons on the machine.

I'm also curious how they deal with that many people. Squid game pretty much killed off like 80% of the contestants in the first 2 games and one night, with that one game explicitly meant to have the pool altogether.

Of course they are sad, all that free data they are losing out on selling. Why are all so called developments aimed at 10% customer 90% industry benefits.

I would love to hear the Saudi's opinion on Allah being turkish.

That's kinda normal for people to miss the point right? Remember when Rambo I was the story about how society mistreats veterans and war is hell and the subsequent movies are "haha, war is fun!".

Brother… whatcha gonna do when the green apple splatters come for youuuuu!!!

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