Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
PM_ME_UR_XTRA_NIPS t1_j60qdkq wrote
Reply to comment by SpinningHead in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Any religion that has pedophilia in its lore is hard not to be immediately dismissive and disgusted by. Also, yeah, the Bible is also pretty horrible.
Ban-Circumcision-Now t1_j60q390 wrote
Reply to comment by Encartrus in Pepper spray for the school run? The weaponised SUV set to terrify America’s streets by Maelarion
so are all the “off road use only” lights on half the Jeeps and trucks, but nobody is enforcing it
myops_rock t1_j60pz9i wrote
Reply to Unsheltered advocates claim SLC didnt give notice, scooping woman into dumpster by vineyardmike
They investigated the incident but did not find any evidence of the alleged incident.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
SpinningHead t1_j60pvha wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_UR_XTRA_NIPS in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
What does that even have to do with proving an imaginary deity "is one"? Also, the Bible is equally gross.
Cinema_King t1_j60plu2 wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
I have it on good authority that God and his army are American.
Source: freedom!
idlebyte t1_j60p3qn wrote
Reply to comment by custard_doughnuts in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
They found god, same difference.
bUrNtKoOlAiD t1_j60olh2 wrote
Reply to comment by DJCPhyr in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
I try not to overuse the quote but sometimes nothing else will do.
imll99 t1_j60ofir wrote
Reply to High egg prices mean an opportunity for substitutes like plant based eggs. by RetroSurfer11
How is this Oniony?
PM_ME_UR_XTRA_NIPS t1_j60o4ru wrote
Reply to comment by SpinningHead in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Their prophet consummated his marriage when his wife was a whole 9 years old. Nine. Religion is gross.
Raammson t1_j60napq wrote
Reply to comment by jaybazzizzle in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
My god is pretty lazy he made the universe and discarded it as one would a broken watch.
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Elipses_ t1_j60mc6h wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Is one? Is one what?
kihoti t1_j60lw9o wrote
One piece is real???
TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j60lh42 wrote
Yo ho ho, they’re made outta rubber! How did that happen!?
SpinningHead t1_j60lg42 wrote
Reply to comment by TheNaug in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Never met an American evangelical?
SpinningHead t1_j60lblj wrote
Reply to comment by gangler52 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
>"Allah is one" is a positive. You can prove those.
So prove it.
[deleted] t1_j60l4qj wrote
Reply to High egg prices mean an opportunity for substitutes like plant based eggs. by RetroSurfer11
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Reply to comment by jermleeds in High egg prices mean an opportunity for substitutes like plant based eggs. by RetroSurfer11
Egg substitute doesn't actually substitute for eggs outside of baking.
And even then it doesn't really work the same. I don't want a plant egg substitute omelette.
FlailingFatKid t1_j60l1ga wrote
Reply to comment by CatAvailable3953 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
I just don't know why you're being downvoted, I also like to tell my imaginary friends to piss off
jaybazzizzle t1_j60kxmz wrote
Reply to comment by CatAvailable3953 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Divine*
libraryofwaffles t1_j60jo7b wrote
Reply to comment by bohanmyl in Black Eyed Peas Label Sues Maker of Pooping Unicorn Toy by theizzz
Yes, indeed.
Ramitt80 t1_j60jl7m wrote
Reply to comment by ButterscotchSure6589 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
I do not believe the treaty requires NATO members to aid a member if they are the attacking member, it is defensive in nature.
wtfburritoo t1_j60qko4 wrote
Reply to Unsheltered advocates claim SLC didnt give notice, scooping woman into dumpster by vineyardmike
So, what...? I guess there's a push to replace the term "homeless" with "unsheltered" now? Like that's supposed to somehow dress up the situation and be less offensive or some shit. Seems like another dumbass push by the social justice police to replace a word whose literal definition fits the use case, with one that vaguely fits but somehow seems less offensive because it's new. Then in 5 years, "unsheltered" will be considered offensive, and we'll have to figure out some new dumbass term, like "residence-challenged."