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BugMiserable3924 t1_j626hkw wrote
Reply to High egg prices mean an opportunity for substitutes like plant based eggs. by RetroSurfer11
Ah, the old dilemma of what came first" The chicken or the Mung Bean
uummwhat t1_j622ixr wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
"I remind", like Sweden's gonna be like oh damn, I forgot.
uummwhat t1_j622ghp wrote
Reply to comment by SpinningHead in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
You can prove it is a statement about its provability, not its trueness.
kevinds t1_j621pl3 wrote
Reply to Unsheltered advocates claim SLC didnt give notice, scooping woman into dumpster by vineyardmike
>Garvin also brought up concerns by an unsheltered woman who claims she was scooped up by a bulldozer and put in the dumpster.
>"They scooped you up, and they threw you in the dumpster?" Garvin is heard asking in the video. "Yeah and then I'm literally screaming but I was in the tent and I couldn't open it," the woman replied.
No.. If that happened, you wouldn't be walking afterwards..
If they didn't know you were there, using a loader, they would just continue to pile stuff in the dumpster, you would be crushed and/or impaled by other stuff being added to the dumpster.
If it has been a bulldozer, you would have been crushed against other stuff and perphaps run over, but not put in a dumpster. Bulldozers only push/scape. They don't lift.
funlickr t1_j621h0t wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
haha! Crom laughs at your Turkish army
norman81118 t1_j61zh5i wrote
Reply to comment by ScullysBagel in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
Seconding not to buy a Samsung fridge! There was a new one in our house when we bought it. Six months in it already wasn’t keeping the freezer cold and had to fight to get Samsung to service it (found out the sensor was malfunctioning in regard to the freezer temp and was purposely heating up the freezer to “defrost”. We had to throw away our whole freezer twice due to this). Within 3 months it was doing it again and Samsung wouldn’t help. An appliance repair guy came out and told us it would just be cheaper to get a new fridge, so we did. Less than a year
Mr_Zeldion t1_j61zf90 wrote
Reply to comment by jaybazzizzle in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Must be confused to if he made the majority of the population a non believer or a believer of other gods lol
gsohyeah t1_j61z18a wrote
Reply to comment by wtfburritoo in Unsheltered advocates claim SLC didnt give notice, scooping woman into dumpster by vineyardmike
Every fucking time an article uses the term, there's some ignorant asshat in the comments putting it down.
There's a difference between "homeless" and "unsheltered". If you live in a shelter you aren't unsheltered. If you crash with a friend after you lose your job, you aren't unsheltered. If you live in your car, you are not unsheltered. In all of those cases you are homeless because you don't have a home, but you are not unsheltered. Unsheltered is a precise term to describe people who are literally living on the street. It isn't some fucking agenda you piece of shit.
JejuneEsculenta t1_j61yxf9 wrote
Reply to Hulk Hogan Tweets a Plea For Toilet Paper by nimobo
Oh, shit!
jiyujinkyle t1_j61xjtw wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Doesn't Turkey's constitution say it's a secular state?
a4techkeyboard t1_j61x07t wrote
Reply to comment by ArbitNM in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Well, obviously, a religious person doesn't like being condescended to instead of being patronized.
assjackal t1_j61w5oh wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in 8 arrested in case linked to "Luffy" group robberies across Japan by TEPCO_PR
As someone who spent highschool going to anime conventions in Florida, your statement is more accurate than you realize.
19seventyfour t1_j61ukix wrote
Reply to High egg prices mean an opportunity for substitutes like plant based eggs. by RetroSurfer11
Living in America
[deleted] t1_j61ub5f wrote
Reply to comment by DarkSoulsEz in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
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Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j61tyi2 wrote
Thought that battle ended in 1863
AjahnAnarchy t1_j61tmv4 wrote
Reply to comment by 7grims in Black Eyed Peas Label Sues Maker of Pooping Unicorn Toy by theizzz
The commercial composition absolutely butchers everything about my humps.
Unfortunately, musically illiterate people will serve on the jury and be persuaded by nonsense paraded about by more musically illiterate people waiting to make their money.
ArbitNM t1_j61srro wrote
Reply to comment by crispy1989 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Well now you just sound smarter than him which is clearly condescending /s
crispy1989 t1_j61rmq9 wrote
Reply to comment by DarkSoulsEz in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
I can't believe I have to explain this, but ...
>Atheists really says this and think they got their "gotcha moment" lmao
is not simply mimicry, as you seem to have understood. Rather, it is a pithy example of the irony of
>atheist folk might not be able to have a conversation with religious people without sounding condescending
DarkSoulsEz t1_j61qqqr wrote
Reply to comment by crispy1989 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Your god must be pretty weak if he needs mortals to do his dirty work
Gebling65 t1_j61qn6c wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Hell is filled with Turks.
crispy1989 t1_j61qjef wrote
Reply to comment by DarkSoulsEz in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
>Atheists really says this and think they got their "gotcha moment" lmao
crispy1989 t1_j61qdvd wrote
Reply to comment by Khemith in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Eh, that's not really a fair comparison. One of these might be real, and one is purely fantasy. Unicorns aren't that far removed from horses, so it wouldn't surprise me if such an animal existed at one point.
DarkSoulsEz t1_j61qbh0 wrote
Reply to comment by crispy1989 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Its also amusing that atheist folk might not be able to have a conversation with religious people without sounding condescending.
crispy1989 t1_j61ph8x wrote
Reply to comment by DarkSoulsEz in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Nah, this is just for fun - but it's amusing (although not entirely surprising) that religious folk might not be able to distinguish between a joke and a logical argument.
Even if this weren't just a joke, a weak god doesn't equal a nonexistent god. Atheists' actual reasons are backed up by logic and critical thinking.
Veylon t1_j626mms wrote
Reply to comment by Nivekian13 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Turkey was supplying Ukraine with lethal weaponry - including drone strike craft - when the rest of NATO was playing wait-and-see.
Turkey's government is absolutely a bunch of assholes, but they're a bunch of assholes who want to see Russia broken. That's why they're in NATO.