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Denaton_ t1_j633xj8 wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
So first they are going to cyber attack our banks with old-school computers and modems and then they going in with an army? Are we allowed to counter attack?
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crest_ t1_j631zah wrote
Reply to comment by I_Miss_Lenny in German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
Mud puddles are bulletproof.
Safe_Departure7867 t1_j630pqz wrote
Reply to AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
Never read such schlock as “Ivanhoe” is what they were really saying…
EliseOvO t1_j6303qt wrote
Reply to AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
Ah shit, am I racist now?
Metalhippy666 t1_j62z675 wrote
Reply to comment by dragonbird in Black Eyed Peas Label Sues Maker of Pooping Unicorn Toy by theizzz
So you think weird al Yankovic should be sued for making a living from his parody songs?
Doktor_musmatta t1_j62y6zu wrote
Reply to AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
You mean "the F-word"
Jace_Te_Ace t1_j62x797 wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
There can be only one.
Expensive_Goat2201 t1_j62waec wrote
Reply to comment by willstr1 in High egg prices mean an opportunity for substitutes like plant based eggs. by RetroSurfer11
My vegan coworker made meringue with the goo from a can of chick peas and it was awesome!
Double-Parked_TARDIS t1_j62w2zu wrote
Reply to AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
Zut alors! But do you really expect much better from people who loathe the serial comma?
CogitoErgoScum t1_j62viz2 wrote
Reply to comment by ReillyDiefenbach in AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
Mmnnhaa The Frensch . . Champagne . .
RetroSurfer11 OP t1_j62vek4 wrote
Reply to comment by imll99 in High egg prices mean an opportunity for substitutes like plant based eggs. by RetroSurfer11
People think there are plant based eggs?
Mordheim1999 t1_j62vb6i wrote
Reply to comment by Cinema_King in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Banjo version of The Star-Spangled Banner starts playing
RetroSurfer11 OP t1_j62v9g6 wrote
Reply to comment by BigHobbit in High egg prices mean an opportunity for substitutes like plant based eggs. by RetroSurfer11
The article called them egg products, not me:
> plant based egg products. Those are usually soy or bean based liquids that resemble scrambled eggs when you cook them up.
It's oniony. Possibly even illegal because it's misleading, or false advertising, not sure...
nenohrok t1_j62ube1 wrote
Reply to AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
AP Stylebook is what the French call «les incompétents».
Hampsterman82 t1_j62twr5 wrote
Reply to comment by TheGlennDavid in Philly Today: City So Desperate for Lifeguards That It's Recruiting People Who Can't Swim by deep_blue003v
Depending on how much pool time they get and their general fitness? Ya it's plausible, they're just pulling someone to the side of a pool in summer, no current, waves or major challenges.
MajorPownage t1_j62tpsg wrote
TheRidgeAndTheLadder t1_j62tb8u wrote
Reply to comment by Gary_the_metrosexual in Nova Scotia university NSCAD takes “bold steps” to fight racism by excluding certain ethnicities by Advanced_Rain_8885
> if you're so "anti racism" you become racist then you were never anti racist.
That's their point.
wewhomustnotbenamed OP t1_j62t2pr wrote
Reply to AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
NOOOO.. not the Fr*nch!
Edit: the original AP tweet has been deleted/hidden.
R3sion t1_j62rcx2 wrote
Reply to comment by sc937 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Religious zealots are threat. Period
Korchagin t1_j62r5s9 wrote
Reply to comment by wtfburritoo in Unsheltered advocates claim SLC didnt give notice, scooping woman into dumpster by vineyardmike
It's technically a narrower group. "Homeless" also includes people who don't have a home but can find temporary shelter by sleeping at the workplace, in friends' homes etc. "Unsheltered" are really living on the street.
I don't think officials would use that to be "less offensive" towards these people. More plausible is they're using varying words to deflect from the severity of the problem.
AUkion1000 t1_j62psa2 wrote
Dont listen to their lies brothers- big rock wants to control the rock usage in the world to shut us all into the darkness!
XD idk.
DieselVoodoo t1_j62owjh wrote
US about to invade, just to be sure.
Jump_Like_A_Willys t1_j635u6t wrote
Reply to AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
“There are two things I can’t stand in the world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.” -- Nigel Powers