Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
littlest_dragon t1_j65x0w9 wrote
You don’t need an AI to skim Reddit and twitter for content, a simple bot should be sufficient.
alzee76 t1_j65ww30 wrote
Reply to comment by EverybodyHasPants in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
Was thinking exactly this.
Emergency_Doubt t1_j65wvsy wrote
Now the NPCs are not just the consumers, but the creators as well. What a timeline!
rimjobnemesis t1_j65wnoe wrote
Reply to comment by BelmontIncident in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
The wettest water, from the standpoint of water.
[deleted] t1_j65w3ah wrote
Reply to comment by Xtrepiphany in Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
Don’t be a judgmental prick who diddles children. It’s pretty simple.
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zgembo1337 t1_j65vtr7 wrote
Reply to comment by Alaishana in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
Because I can schedule the wash to be done when i get home, and then hang the clothes to dry immediately and be free for the rest of the day
The alternative is an ordinary timer, but if i stay longer at work, the clothes will stay in the drum and get crinckled, if a meeting is cancelled, I'll be home already before the wash even starts, and I'll have to wait for it to finish, before i can go somewhere else.
You dont need-need it, but it's nice to have, and doesn't really cost a lot... I can get a connected washer for ~300eur here, maybe even less if it's on a sale. If you reall dont need it, just don't connect it to wifi, and it'll still be a dumb offline washer
NotYetHun t1_j65vj7v wrote
I expect nothing less
Poluca t1_j65v5za wrote
Thanks but you can have this back without the pin
BillTowne t1_j65ukf6 wrote
Reply to Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
He says, "I went to hell."
And it's the music they supposedly played that you find hard to believe?
That's like saying, "Republicans passed a bill to help working Americans, and, get this, they did it on a Thursday.
Itavan t1_j65udfh wrote
Reply to comment by froggison in AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
I found out recently (I have Jewish friends) that calling someone a Jew is not nice. You have to say "Jewish person." I had no idea. Ditto not calling people the Dutch, the French, etc. I wouldn't be insulted if someone called me "the American", depending on their tone of voice.
PhilosopherDismal191 t1_j65tyup wrote
Reply to Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
Any song played over and over becomes torture
Notyourfathersgeek t1_j65tw0o wrote
Reply to comment by Xtrepiphany in Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
That should concern us!
EverybodyHasPants t1_j65tbgh wrote
Well shit. Maybe Buzzfeed may finally make something worth reading.
whatproblems t1_j65taek wrote
Reply to comment by area_tribune in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
they’d have to quickly go in the closet
pkosuda OP t1_j65t2sx wrote
On the Top 10 List of things Buzzfeed needed in order to help create what it calls "content", I didn't believe this one.
Rey_Tigre t1_j65t1xe wrote
Reply to Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
I mean, I’m not a fan of it either, but that’s a bit harsh.
BillTowne t1_j65sldp wrote
Grifters on a Trump site?
Old saying: If you aren't paying, you are not the customer. You are the product.
Truth Social. Your source for easy marks.
SpinningHead t1_j65sd9g wrote
Reply to comment by LevelHeeded in False claims regarding student identifying as cat in Cork school reported to gardaí by mayoforsam2019
I expect it in my country. Im sad to see this in Ireland.
youngmindoldbody t1_j65s960 wrote
What's the fuss? I got a wonderful basket of grenades and landmines in my "Welcome to the Neighborhood" basket.
DFG57 t1_j65s1yk wrote
Reply to False claims regarding student identifying as cat in Cork school reported to gardaí by mayoforsam2019
Here's a perfect example of the line about how "a lie has made it halfway around the world while the truth is still tying its shoes." This idiocy probably started in some grandma's Facebook account in Nebraska and now it's made it over to Ireland.
adsfew t1_j65qxtn wrote
Reply to comment by xxpact in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
And some of those users want to stroke more than his ego
[deleted] t1_j65qg3g wrote
Reply to comment by Rookie007 in High egg prices mean an opportunity for substitutes like plant based eggs. by RetroSurfer11
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SocDemGenZGaytheist t1_j65qbu7 wrote
Reply to comment by chucklesbro in AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
or, yknow, just "trans people"
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j65xa2v wrote
Reply to comment by kumquatrodeo in Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
Priest; "that Umbrella song is a visitation from HELL!"
Me; "So you've never been forced to listen to boring 2 hour sermons yet?"