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[deleted] t1_j66e8ck wrote
Reply to comment by Arbernaut in AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
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pkosuda OP t1_j66e76k wrote
Reply to comment by littlest_dragon in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
At this point I can't be positive all of you aren't just bots engaging with what I posted so that I feel nice.
pkosuda OP t1_j66dy5w wrote
Reply to comment by batpot in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
That's hilarious. They not only used an AI to make the book, but they didn't even bother to "proofread" the photos.
I look forward to the inevitable future where AI will be writing fictional stories for us and nobody bothers to read it before selling it so you end up with Brony fanfiction in the kid's section.
dratsablive t1_j66dxxp wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
Cetun t1_j66dxjy wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
"top 10 things"
mike-godwin01 t1_j66dtnm wrote
Idiocracy coming true
Dirty_Quesadilla t1_j66df2p wrote
Reply to comment by Xtrepiphany in Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
And evangelicals.
AgermanBassoon t1_j66dakz wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
They would assume their amazon order arrived.
chortick t1_j66d9gl wrote
Reply to comment by NeedlesslyDefiant164 in German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
The rest of the party: “Seriously, man? You’re going to waste a spell slot on Create Mud?”
Mud Wizard: “Hehehe…”
chinchinisfat t1_j66cvl7 wrote
Reply to comment by cowvin in Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
yooo fellow side-race member
Fanwhip t1_j66c2vq wrote
Reply to comment by Xavier_Lights in Black Eyed Peas Label Sues Maker of Pooping Unicorn Toy by theizzz
Watching it (the cringe) feels like lots of paraody for the song.
The whole argument of "sound/lyric/candance" feels like music law needs some rewriting as there is literally only so many notes/so many beats. and if we wanna go "who owns what" then they should owe some older muscians money as the beats they use allot of the time has been done before. Music law is a big joke when it comes to the defense of "the notes going Fa so la te do is mine i made it" when the notes are the only notes used by anyone.
ElDoo74 t1_j66bspr wrote
Reply to Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
The headline is wrong. He's not a priest. He's a Protestant pastor who praches about "Biblical manhood."
Frigorifico t1_j66br22 wrote
Reply to AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
French (derogatory)
latakewoz t1_j66bn9l wrote
Reply to comment by duggedanddrowsy in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
Or maybe just downgrading the cost
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j66av6n wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
Peacefully protested without a single one of them being convicted and the judge nearly holding the federal prosecutors in contempt for withholding evidence and the FBI getting in trouble for lying under oath.
CodeMonkeyPhoto t1_j66anrr wrote
That a feature not a bug. They know their target demographic.
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j66ai1o wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
Shrug. He is on the armed forces committee and they are Made in HIs state. They are 40mm grenades, which is really more of a projectile.
I would think your suggestion of gay porn would have to come from a representative from Texas. You know, only steers and ______ come from Texas.
magpietribe t1_j66ahup wrote
Reply to AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
The Redditors just spat their coffee on their phones.
sambolino44 t1_j66ahsw wrote
Reply to comment by rimjobnemesis in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
Big water! Ocean water!
Jaysyn4Reddit t1_j66af3q wrote
It's the largest group of suckers on the internet, exactly what dd you expect to happen?
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j66a4yg wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
….given the responsibility state elected officials have for military oversight, if they are that ignorant I support this.
And I suspect it would take out members of both parties fairly evenly.
They were 40mm grenades. Given the built in safety features, you couldn’t blow yourself up unless you put them in a fire.
HomemadeBananas t1_j66a1s9 wrote
I don’t get why this is such news. Spammy sites have been using AI to write articles for years. It just makes this more oniony.
SpacemanBates t1_j66a0kp wrote
Reply to Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
"my songs are used to torture people in hell" is the kind of street cred you just can't buy
HearthstoneOnly t1_j669xn3 wrote
Reply to comment by techitaway in AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
Are people going to be less racist when they start their sentences with "The Chinese people?" This tone-policing is needless.
blazinrumraisin t1_j66enf6 wrote
Reply to comment by froggison in AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
How about fuck all that bullshit.