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doctorscratchman t1_j66vgly wrote
Reply to comment by littlest_dragon in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
I agree with your opinion and am a lonley hot single in or near your city. Can I have your credit card number please.
NoMansSkyWasAlright t1_j66v313 wrote
Reply to comment by sambolino44 in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
Beautiful water, big ocean, the biggest. Not like chinas ocean.
roosterfu t1_j66ug5m wrote
“Truth Sential” -DJT
omally_360 t1_j66u9si wrote
If so, it’s just like on Facebook
pessimistic_platypus t1_j66u94k wrote
Reply to comment by pkosuda in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
Tiny_Teach_5466 t1_j66toqe wrote
Reply to comment by apathetic_revolution in Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
This is the right answer.
Thomas_JCG t1_j66sxa1 wrote
They are retiring their pigeons?
fawe9374 t1_j66s6gc wrote
Reply to comment by Cetun in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
You'll never believe what's on number 7 FireEmoji FireEmoji FireEmoji
NASATVENGINNER t1_j66r952 wrote
Surprise!
DeaDGoDXIV t1_j66r7fm wrote
Reply to comment by youngmindoldbody in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
Landmines? What fancy ass neighbourhood did you move in to? I only got sandbags* and razor wire.
*the bags had the word "SAND" printed on them but I had to supply my own sand.
DazedinDenver t1_j66r4ip wrote
But Devin Nunes is CEO. He's brilliant and always knows everything about everything. How could it possibly fail??? /s
Gulbahar-00 t1_j66qzi9 wrote
I’m a teacher at a K-8 school and have been mistaken for a student multiple times. I’m 22.
DeaDGoDXIV t1_j66qte9 wrote
Reply to comment by ThePrussianGrippe in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
This only works if you have a "wide stance"
Pitshit22 t1_j66qqht wrote
When the AI purposefully spreads misinformation over the internet
idler_JP t1_j66qkog wrote
Reply to comment by HearthstoneOnly in AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
Yes, by convincing the racists to continuously come up with more and more euphemisms and dog whistles, they will gradually be convinced WRT the superiority of liberal thinking, and therefore cease to be racist.
Oh no, wait, it's just a counterproductive excuse for circlejerk virtue signalling on the left that often actually insultingly infantilises the oppressed. Sorry, the oppressed people.
But hey, we all looove a bit of moral high ground ...when it doesn't cost any money
black_brook t1_j66qghq wrote
Reply to comment by pkosuda in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
HA! HA! GOOD ONE, FELLOW HUMAN!
Nadodan t1_j66pw87 wrote
Reply to Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
How long was he dead for or how many times has he listend to umbrella to know that was what they were singing, also can he prove it was for torture? Maybe they just were like slacking off
Nightruin t1_j66psxi wrote
Reply to comment by FiniteRhino in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
I can see that, but I honestly don’t think it was meant in any sort of way. He’s an Iraq vet, his state and constituents produce these rounds. I know plenty of soldiers that would give inert 40mm as a gift just because it’s cool. Maybe there is a bit of an implication, but I don’t think it’s as malicious as people are claiming.
I could also be 100% wrong I don’t know the man at all.
FiniteRhino t1_j66pe8q wrote
Reply to comment by Nightruin in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
I think it’s more about r/theimplication
coolluck33 t1_j66oj6e wrote
The grift never stops, it's the MaGag way.
idler_JP t1_j66ofdm wrote
Reply to comment by Devz0r in AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
From the Sublime, to the Ridiculous.
Oh, sorry! I mean from Sublime people, to individuals who suffer from Ridiculousness.
Skatcatla t1_j66nqh1 wrote
::Shockedpikachu::
DifficultyWithMyLife t1_j66n2we wrote
They wanted lies and deception; I say give the people what they want.
[deleted] t1_j66n1fk wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in False claims regarding student identifying as cat in Cork school reported to gardaí by mayoforsam2019
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Heijoshinn t1_j66w2ak wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
Lol @ "gummy dicks".
It'd be funnier if they had a cracked-out-looking bunny with messaging like "Dicks aren't for kids" on a post card.