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ThatAlliLady t1_j67tqz2 wrote
How to kill the international freelance content writer market.
wicktus t1_j67tata wrote
They most certainly already have crawlers and data aggregators in place..just a little tool upgrade
Just_Discussion6287 t1_j67szod wrote
Reply to comment by KaisarDragon in False claims regarding student identifying as cat in Cork school reported to gardaí by mayoforsam2019
Anytime a new article blows up like this with key words I do a google search but gradually reduce the time period of the results to the OP article.
A careful operation.
Contrast that too your average facebook user who keeps being fed reposts and shares to infinity. Even if the earth is hit by radiation blasts rendering all internet and computers damaged people are still going to repeat this going into the next stone age.
At some point in the rebuilt future. Civilizations will consider it luxury to dress as cats and defecate in front of each other.
Dman20111 t1_j67slsa wrote
Reply to comment by tirnanog22 in Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
Devil's lettuce
[deleted] t1_j67sipb wrote
Reply to comment by roosterchains in Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
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BHop96th t1_j67sahs wrote
Reply to comment by BHop96th in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
I just joined lol, their ads are worse than Elon's version of Twitter
ZeroBearing t1_j67s6be wrote
Reply to comment by IAmTheClayman in 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
It was just a prank bro
x-munk t1_j67rzgi wrote
Did the AP learn the lesson? Only the time will tell.
krikkrakvollenbak t1_j67rnpg wrote
Wait... They weren't already doing that?
precinctomega t1_j67rn0n wrote
Reply to comment by IAmTheClayman in 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
First, this research is designed to raise awareness among parents of the fact that swallowing Lego bricks is harmless to children, in order to reduce demand of Accident & Emergency teams, thus reducing waiting times and improving outcomes for people with serious emergencies. So it's worthwhile in its own right.
Second, even if it didn't have immediate impact value, almost all progress is made incrementally. All advancements of our knowledge are good, because we can never predict when a new finding will have an unexpected relevance.
thefunkybassist t1_j67rdav wrote
Reply to comment by doctorscratchman in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
Sure just follow this bot link right here to find out my secret credit card number:
ShitholeWorld t1_j67rc2t wrote
Reply to comment by Alaishana in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
I feel like a lot of these things are solving non-problems. I've never thought "gee, I wish I could schedule my washing machine remotely."
As for notifications? If I'm home, I'll hear the machine stop. If I'm not home, what am I going to do about it?
kalaminu t1_j67qxco wrote
Lol grifters gonna gift!
Lyons1013 t1_j67qww3 wrote
All leading to Fat Dawny
tophat212 t1_j67qvsk wrote
The author of that tweet came from London.
sanmigmike t1_j67q47t wrote
Reply to comment by Photons_are_go in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
Yeah but also the grifters…
The84thWolf t1_j67psjk wrote
And yet, Truth Social visitors don’t click that they are being scammed by “their team” and will blame liberals
Darkality24 t1_j67pm2j wrote
They may well, it's not like they were using talent of effort before.
TVotte t1_j67ph97 wrote
Reply to 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
You know I am somewhat of a scientist myself
PetoPerceptum t1_j67og1s wrote
Reply to comment by Mitthrawnuruo in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
Tell that to Jaroslaw Szymczyk.
DontToewsMeBro2 t1_j67o095 wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Gobble gobble MUTHA-FUCKA, you forgot to properly research as-an-adult what you hold so dear. Kids, they’ll believe anything ya tell em’
justme002 t1_j67ny1j wrote
Shhhhh. Let them be
VitaminPb t1_j67nnaj wrote
Reply to comment by Emotional-Narwhal-82 in High egg prices mean an opportunity for substitutes like plant based eggs. by RetroSurfer11
Wait until they try pushing plant based insect flour.
lordnacho666 t1_j67nh34 wrote
Reply to comment by adsfew in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
Donald is in your area
HeWhoFistsGoats t1_j67u56z wrote
Reply to comment by tophat212 in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
Of course they do.
For what it's worth, this problem wouldn't happen in French. It's perfectly acceptable to say "les traitres, les fourbes, les perfides, les anglais".