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Burstar1 t1_j6929rb wrote
Reply to comment by ecctt2000 in Man shot dead by dog during US hunting trip by nathcun
That didn't speak when interrogated.
AGripInVan t1_j691xph wrote
Reply to comment by Ryimax in Man shot dead by dog during US hunting trip by nathcun
My bullets arent loaded until i am not touching the car. Law here.
helpmehelpyoutoo t1_j691dwk wrote
Reply to comment by mfb- in 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
If he can’t find it after almost two days he must have his head up his ass.
Hadren-Blackwater t1_j691484 wrote
Reply to comment by marlinbird5 in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
You would be too if you were as irrelevant as the French and their country.
InterestingCloud5748 t1_j6910lg wrote
Reply to Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
Are we sure he wasn't the demon singing? The behaviors of some so-called priests is appalling. I feel quite confident they want to bring their darkness to Rihanna. She isn't in that light. Here's an idea, TAX these loudmouths. Religion no longer to get a pass here. TAX or Abolish!
Hadren-Blackwater t1_j690mij wrote
Reply to comment by alcaste19 in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
*individual afflicted with the French.
Duluthian2 t1_j68ziws wrote
Reply to comment by SeneInSPAAACE in Guy who ate McDonald's three meals a day for a month suffered horrific consequences by Manichallucinations
Aren't the french fries and the regular drinks the things that makes McDonald's bad? Taking them out kinda defeats the purpose of the experiment.
LazyDNSNova t1_j68z02g wrote
Reply to comment by area_tribune in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
All they need is send a bag of green M&M
LawrenceCatNeedsHelp t1_j68y6t1 wrote
I'm a ghoul, billy. Ain't you ever seen a ghoul before?
marlinbird5 t1_j68y48t wrote
TLDR: French people got easily offended again
ImJoeontheradio t1_j68y05r wrote
Reply to comment by HomemadeBananas in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
My company pays for Jasper, and the writers are using ChatGPT instead. I don't use either because my writing style can't be imitated by AI. But the people I manage, who can choose, have all switched to ChatGPT.
ThatMangoAteMyBaby t1_j68xotq wrote
Reply to Man shot dead by dog during US hunting trip by nathcun
Where’s the Good Dog with a gun to save the day?
Skysis t1_j68vvav wrote
Pravda Social, what do you expect....
Skysis t1_j68vri4 wrote
Reply to comment by Berkamin in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
The official propaganda of the Soviet Union was promulgated by a newspaper called Pravda which translates to "Truth."
DoomOne t1_j68vn5j wrote
Reply to comment by ciopobbi in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
That WAS a true statement. Every single insurrectionist that invaded the Capitol on Jan 6th was absolute trash.
lostcauz707 t1_j68unw5 wrote
The entire conservative agenda is to grift and spread fake news... Sounds like advertisers know their audience.
DestructODiGi t1_j68umk2 wrote
Reply to Guy who ate McDonald's three meals a day for a month suffered horrific consequences by Manichallucinations
Besides the fact this is like 20 years old now… They proved his documentary was misleading and he had preexisting health conditions and terrible habits that contributed. The results were never duplicated.
sealmeal21 t1_j68uj7v wrote
Reply to comment by HeroOrHooligan in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
The irony of you calling a spade a spade while showing your own bias about not being able to.
Halfchino79 t1_j68ucjd wrote
Reply to 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
I think I’ll need to see the Shart Chart shitistics on this.
jad2121 t1_j68ucg7 wrote
I think everybody is missing the importance of this. After they announced it, the stock went up by 150%!!
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/26/media/buzzfeed-ai-content-creation/index.html
Why? Probably because it means that buzzfeed can produce the same content with less staff (I.e. layoffs). Other companies are going to follow suit. This is the beginning of society completely changing. Whether it’s for the better or worse remains to be seen.
sealmeal21 t1_j68uc00 wrote
Bold claims from companies who like to advertise alongside terrorist organizations like the Taliban. Elon was the problem not advertising alongside beheadings by them and other groups. Lol
2pacalypso t1_j68u37u wrote
Reply to comment by OkEmphasis4071 in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
You think a bunch of users are going to flock to a shitty website to follow Biden?
ciopobbi t1_j68t9x5 wrote
Reply to comment by DoomOne in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
Right, he loves that they are poorly educated. He called the January 6th insurrectionists “trashy”.
Norg_Grimm t1_j693vdw wrote
Reply to How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
He should've flat out pooped his pants.