Did the perp ask for a lawyer dog?

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/10/suspect-asks-for-a-lawyer-dawg-judge-says-he-asked-for-a-lawyer-dog.html

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Not sure I really want a detailed look at "what came out" of those 6 doctors to be honest.

I don't think those yellow bits were corn...

So are we talking a Campbell’s soup can? Diet Coke can?

Yes. But if you hit the gym and do enough cardio & weights that you're burning all the calories from McDonalds and don't have other underlying health issues, even three daily Super Sized meals won't impact your weight.

Body builders need to consume a ridiculous amount of calories. While you're unlikely to bulk up from McDonalds and be as cut as you'd be from chicken and broccoli every three hours you won't get fan and unhealthy...

Pretty sure they got into trouble for this (and Tumblr) and that's why they're using an AI instead.

Ig Nobel Bait.

and KinoPravda was when they'd send railcars into remote areas to show films about Russian "Truth". The concept of verisimilitue is very convincing to the untrained consumer.

Dog got fed up with all those "man bites dog" stories on the news and took matters into his own paws.

All of the above…

Weight gain/loss is a bit more than calories in and out. That's just the baseline. The others also altered some of the choices made; like less sugary drinks or fries. It was the specific fact that the person who made the 'documentary' would always super size, consumed large amounts of soda and sodium, and was also a bit of an alcoholic.

Look up "The Whisky Diet" on YouTube

Well that's shitty

So he literally has drugs coming out his ass?

I didn’t say anything about exercise?

For sure he lied about being a heavy drinker and blamed McDonald’s for the entirety of his liver issues in the documentary and multiple actual scientific attempts have failed to replicate.

Wouldn't that depend on the type and amount of legos swallowed? Lego heads are one of the smallest and smoothest pieces, of course they don't pose much danger. My idiot nephew swallowed a lego treasure chest and ended up with a cut on his esophagus.

My average is 18 hours from consumption to evacuation

They don't say the size of these cans, although remember there are more reasonably-sized cans than your standard soup can.

People don't understand that there are lots of drugs in prison - all the drugs, generally speaking - and that virtually all of them get moved around in someone's rectum at some point.

It is and it's glorious

He must have some deep prison pockets.

Ambulance driver: That's a crazy coincidence. I love Rihanna and that song. I even listen to it while transporting patients to the hospital occasionally. I guess life is crazy like that. (shrugs shoulders)

True, though I think the fact that he didn’t exercise made it more relevant. The 1990s and early 2000s were the peak of sedentary lifestyle change in the US. The average American then, and probably today, would probably have more similar results to Morgan than someone who did the 1+hour a day exercise required to offset it.

This is some shitty science

There’s no way that’s in there

The fuck is wrong with people?