Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
flyover_liberal t1_j69k0x8 wrote
Pretty convenient since he was already at the jail
acuet t1_j69jn1s wrote
Reply to Man shot dead by dog during US hunting trip by nathcun
New meaning to ‘Dog will Hunt’.
WhyAreSurgeonsAllMDs t1_j69j89n wrote
Reply to comment by HungryLikeTheWolf99 in WV Man Arrested After Smuggling Two Cans Of Drugs Into Jail In His Rectum by jdward01
The fact that we can’t keep drugs out of prisons should convince everyone that drug prohibition is doomed to failure.
Ahelex t1_j69iumh wrote
Reply to comment by Rickshmitt in 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
That's just EU damaged Vader from the Starkiller game.
Yzark-Tak t1_j69ih52 wrote
CatAvailable3953 t1_j69iedv wrote
He knows they may need them in the next insurrection.
whatmeworkquestion t1_j69hk9u wrote
Reply to comment by LoMeinCain in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
Objectively, yes.
Accomplished_Fee_179 t1_j69gyaj wrote
Inside Job has entered the chat
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j69gf4g wrote
Reply to Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans by gaytechdadwithson
The iniquity of insufficient wild walk trails in inner city areas has always been the elephant in the room
Nuker-79 t1_j69g9j1 wrote
We talking 5L paint cans here aren’t we?
Cwallace98 t1_j69fje1 wrote
Reply to comment by TechnicalSymbiote in Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans by gaytechdadwithson
But the point is that when you make bike, and walking paths, don't be racist in your designs.
BuffaloInCahoots t1_j69elnr wrote
Reply to comment by total_alk in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
Not sure what the rule is but they usually have a word after. The American people/gov or just the Americans. The H thing is interesting though, Americans or Germans is right but Frenchs is mustard and Englishs sound like Golem.
ceramikid t1_j69eirn wrote
Reply to Man shot dead by dog during US hunting trip by nathcun
The dog decided he needed to be put out of his misery.
total_alk t1_j69dynj wrote
Reply to comment by HeWhoFistsGoats in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
I don't understand how English works--and I'm a native speaker. It's perfectly proper English to say "The French", "The English", or "The Dutch" when referring to the people of those countries. But it is not proper English to say "The American", "The German", "The Canadian" when referring to people of those countries. Am I missing something? Is it a simple matter of the words ending in an "h" vs. "n"?
The grammar is confusing.
Edit: to be clear, my comment is about grammar, not whether it is appropriate to use those terms to refer to people groups.
zacurtis3 t1_j69dm1v wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in WV Man Arrested After Smuggling Two Cans Of Drugs Into Jail In His Rectum by jdward01
Baked beans
anotheralpaca69 t1_j69d5wi wrote
Reply to comment by TechnicalSymbiote in Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans by gaytechdadwithson
Did they say this would solve racism, or just help address it?
Bad reading comprehension isn't oniony.
TieDyedTexan t1_j69cylu wrote
Reply to comment by Sonof8Bits in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
Lol me too but I still see their name. Somebody who thinks they are important was left holding the bag.
Sonof8Bits t1_j69ct0f wrote
Reply to comment by TieDyedTexan in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
I thought we agreed on this at least 10 years ago?
Sonof8Bits t1_j69con5 wrote
Reply to comment by Cetun in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
The point where I noticed a site was an AI fake was because everything was labeled top 10 and every post was at least 50 pictures. Good at scraping content, not so good at counting.
Come to think of it, that's quite an achievement, making a computer program so dumb that it can't do basic computations.
Sonof8Bits t1_j69c6pg wrote
Wait, Buzzfeed still exists?
TechnicalSymbiote t1_j69c5w7 wrote
Reply to comment by anotheralpaca69 in Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans by gaytechdadwithson
It seems like treating systemic racism with bike paths may not be the most apt method.
Edit: not making claims about effectiveness, just noting that it's certainly not what most people expected when thinking of strategies to combat systemic racism, which is probably why OP thought it fit the sub.
FriendofGabe t1_j69bhhi wrote
Reply to comment by DestructODiGi in Guy who ate McDonald's three meals a day for a month suffered horrific consequences by Manichallucinations
Woops I responded to the wrong comment
anotheralpaca69 t1_j69bf23 wrote
Reply to Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans by gaytechdadwithson
How is this oniony?
sprint6864 t1_j69bbzo wrote
Reply to comment by DJWGibson in Guy who ate McDonald's three meals a day for a month suffered horrific consequences by Manichallucinations
Body builders built up that metabolic rate, it's not something you can just construct over a few weeks in the gym. Their bodies are actively consuming a massive amount of calories while they're resting. What's more, they aren't just consuming anything and everything, their diets are very specific and focus on Macros. Reddit science and actual nutrition aren't the same. Healthy and long term weight loss/gain will always be more than just calories in/out, hence why The Biggest Loser is constantly being sued for the long term damages they've caused to contestants
[deleted] t1_j69l124 wrote
Reply to comment by operationiffy in Man shot dead by dog during US hunting trip by nathcun
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