I mean not talking is the smart move

The movie was literally called Super Size Me. All he ate was super sized meals.

Not bringing enough for everyone is a crime.

I wouldn’t be surprised, idiots follow the weirdest people

Two cans? Those are rookie numbers!

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Is it a bad sign that I’m surprised the grenades were inert and not live?

I am, honestly. The quote from the article was "McFarland told NBC News that during his time in prison he served two separate turns in solitary confinement: a three-month stint for sneaking a USB drive in with him containing notes for a possible tell-all book, and later a seven-month stretch for calling into a podcast about Fyre via payphone. Prison officials declined to discuss McFarland’s time in solitary. ". That's not framing the solitary as consensual.

Again, he could well be lying - that is rather what he's known for - but I can believe that he's not, and that in itself is pretty damning.

So, two cans inside a third can.

A dog took my face and gave me a better face to change the world: the Celeste Cunningham story

What about the Pre-Operational Organ Procedure ( POOP)?

“Here’s what came out.”

Sounds like the writer was blowing hot air.

Full size pringles cans

So, my understanding of the rectum is that it can't shit out solid objects (hence all the ER visits for people that totally accidentally sat down on things). Using a can seems like a bad idea. A Ziploc bag wrapped in a condom seems like a better choice.

this is literally a documentary

You are most probably right. But stand by for the mockery, the language used invites it. More parks and open air facilities in deprived areas was probably too difficult

Yea, I'm really hoping it's a red bull can and not those 28 ounce tomato cans.

bummer

Next you swallow them Duplos Mr. Doktor.

Avoiding racism in city planning is not oniony. It might be a small step but discounting it like this is myopic.

Yeah this isn't oniony at all

So equitable access to park spaces in Austin for all races is oniony?

I wholly disagree, it may be a small step but it's an important one. Austin is a city full of park space and there are areas with an obvious lack. These spaces contribute to health and wellness in a way which cannot be understated.

Edit: lol at the people who apparently think this is a bad idea

Gotta be, right? Otherwise what’s the point of Ig Nobel?

The 2nd can was just greedy!

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