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Skyblacker t1_j6aewk7 wrote
Reply to comment by KuhLealKhaos in 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
Helluva bacronym. Hee hee, I said "back."
Squeakygear t1_j6aevp0 wrote
A grifter’s website is populated by grifters… color me surprised!
SeneInSPAAACE t1_j6aevng wrote
Reply to comment by jbeve10 in Guy who ate McDonald's three meals a day for a month suffered horrific consequences by Manichallucinations
The rule was that if the cashier suggested the super-sized meal he had to take it. Which happened a lot.
DJWGibson t1_j6aevb0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Guy who ate McDonald's three meals a day for a month suffered horrific consequences by Manichallucinations
False equivalency.
Just because I'm saying the documentary is problematic or that eating daily McDonalds isn't automatically unhealthy doesn't mean I'm saying McDonalds is good for you.
Heck, broccoli and roasted chicken are good for you, but eating a small plate of that every three hours isn't healthy either unless you're burning a lot of calories.
swissarmychainsaw t1_j6advrl wrote
Reply to Man shot dead by dog during US hunting trip by nathcun
Every day we inch closer to the right to arm bears.
victordudu t1_j6adudf wrote
Reply to 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
thats a P^(ost-)O^(peration) O^(utput) P^(henomena)
Ttthhasdf t1_j6adkey wrote
Rectum? Damn near killed um
fgk55555 t1_j6ac8z1 wrote
Should be a step up from whatever piss poor AI they're using already.
Zestylemons44 t1_j6ac8a5 wrote
Reply to comment by MetricVeil in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
You are a robot, clearly
[deleted] t1_j6abw90 wrote
Reply to comment by DJWGibson in Guy who ate McDonald's three meals a day for a month suffered horrific consequences by Manichallucinations
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monogreenforthewin t1_j6ab43m wrote
Reply to comment by SilenceAmongTheBooks in Adult Woman Posed as NBHS Student For Four Days Before Being Caught by luxtabula
that doesnt really make a difference. lol i lived in Korea for two years and never had a hard time telling 15 from 30. puberty has quite the impact on the body. if your statement was telling the dif between 30-40 then maybe id agree.
a__unique__username t1_j6a9jmj wrote
“I taught myself how to kiester”
SailboatAB t1_j6a7gcu wrote
Reply to comment by precinctomega in 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
Well sure, but I'm dubious that scientific results will calm down a panicky first-time parent who thinks their child might have swallowed something.
AverageMaleAged18-24 t1_j6a78dg wrote
Reply to 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
My friend did this with a Toonie and it never came out.
ShadowEllipse t1_j6a6s9l wrote
Hey man, could you crack one open?
Infernalism t1_j6a5nit wrote
Reply to 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
Would be simpler to just cut back on essays/papers and just test students on the content, in class.
janzeera t1_j6a5ei0 wrote
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j6a59er wrote
Reply to Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans by gaytechdadwithson
Didnt realize Austin still had segregated sidewalks
CommunicationKey3649 t1_j6a51q3 wrote
Reply to comment by Michichgo in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
With R Kelly watching.
QuantumTea t1_j6a3lqh wrote
Reply to comment by total_alk in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
I hadn’t thought about it before, but it does have to do with the ending. Nationalities ending in ‘-n’ get an ‘-s’ added to them, and I think all of the others don’t (at least the ones I could think of).
Examples German - the Germans French - the French English - the English Japanese - the Japanese Swiss- the Swiss
I wouldn’t be surprised to find out there are exceptions though (like everything else in English).
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j6a2o7r wrote
Reply to WWE drop 'The Banger Bros' name for peculiar reason to do with adult film company – Reports by RangoTheMerc
> "After a continuous brawl, Sheamus hit Erik with a White Noise and Ivar with a suplex. Drew then hit Ivar with the Future Shock DDT before The Celtic Warrior picked up the win by hitting Ivar with a Brogue Kick. "
For the uninitiated, these are all highly nuanced sexual moves often involving various forms of pro-level teabagging.
Still_Vacation_3534 t1_j6a1igq wrote
Reply to Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans by gaytechdadwithson
We have a trail in Pinellas county Florida running north to south, the complete length of the county. BUT it’s no access at dusk because it’s “not safe”. Just put up lights! I think with the advent of e-bikes and other last mile transportation, that community barriers will start to evaporate.
jimi15 t1_j6a0vt9 wrote
Reply to AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
In opposite to what? Since when was proper grammatics dehumanising?
Zarkophagus t1_j6a0aqy wrote
Reply to 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
Tell that last doc to pull his head out of his ass!
6moinaleakyboat t1_j6aezni wrote
Reply to comment by Ttthhasdf in WV Man Arrested After Smuggling Two Cans Of Drugs Into Jail In His Rectum by jdward01
Wrecked ‘em