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MedievaLime t1_j6bhfhj wrote
Reply to comment by Meanderingversion in WV Man Arrested After Smuggling Two Cans Of Drugs Into Jail In His Rectum by jdward01
Double arrested
[deleted] t1_j6bfd3f wrote
Reply to comment by total_alk in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
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supersecretaqua t1_j6bcj0l wrote
Reply to comment by Hadren-Blackwater in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
Not as irrelevant as your education clearly.
supersecretaqua t1_j6bc73u wrote
Reply to comment by DJWGibson in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Or an appeal to children lol.
MetricVeil t1_j6b9kll wrote
Reply to comment by Zestylemons44 in BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content by pkosuda
Clearly, but I have a kind heart. :)
DJWGibson t1_j6b8ec8 wrote
Reply to comment by StuffinYrMuffinR in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Diet Coke, Coke, Caffeine Free Coke, and Coke Zero all have very different colour schemes on their label for that reason.
If someone tried to grab a Diet Coke or Caffeine-Free Coke and instead got a full sugar and full caffeine Coke that could be problematic for someone with diabetes or an allergy.
Selling an alcohol-free drink at alcoholic drink prices in a bottle that almost exactly look like the whiskey bottle (https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/rockcms/2023-01/fireball2-te-230124-ca8046.jpg) feels like a scam.
Meanderingversion t1_j6b86mv wrote
Arrested inside the jail.....
GameDevHeavy t1_j6b78fe wrote
Reply to comment by TarMil in 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
The Rorshart Test. Hahah I'm so sorry I couldn't resist
GameDevHeavy t1_j6b742s wrote
Reply to 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
This thread delivered. I have been cracking up (pun intended)
Bawbawian t1_j6b5uo3 wrote
Reply to Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
if you're a front lawn and you hunger for human flesh, you might be a mimic
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j6b42fh wrote
Reply to 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
Students have been cheating online since Sparknotes and likely before. ChatGPT's just more efficient cheating.
PhilipXD3 t1_j6b3ppq wrote
Reply to 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
The last few years have been a lot for thee medical science community. Good to see them having a little fun for a change.
royonquadra t1_j6b3bq1 wrote
Reply to 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
Those doctors have some fun, for sure!
DraniKitty t1_j6b26ey wrote
Reply to Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
I think of sinkholes and Florida cones to mind, not New York
StuffinYrMuffinR t1_j6b1ssr wrote
Reply to comment by DJWGibson in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
So if you accidentally grabbed a diet coke instead of a normal coke, you think it's cokes fault you can't read?
Mashdash10 t1_j6b1lp7 wrote
Reply to 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
My university is saying to use it too, like helping my coding classes and less being stuck, and honestly it helped me
Ok-Communication9796 t1_j6b0jju wrote
I mean, to be fair, what else would you do with morons?
vr0202 t1_j6b0ecx wrote
Reply to Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
Hey, in the short time you were there did you also check out that hell has liquor barrels with holes, and women without?
bigbangbilly t1_j6b0di0 wrote
Reply to WWE drop 'The Banger Bros' name for peculiar reason to do with adult film company – Reports by RangoTheMerc
I wonder did they hosted shows in this Stadium
thecrystalegg t1_j6azong wrote
Reply to Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
Need to add Chris Pratt's Pit song from Parks and Rec
Gothmog_LordOBalrogs t1_j6azdn5 wrote
Reply to comment by Sayoria in 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
Among . Other... Things
Gothmog_LordOBalrogs t1_j6az846 wrote
Gothmog_LordOBalrogs t1_j6az4rv wrote
Reply to comment by Metelex in 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
He shoulda waffle stomped out in the shower. Save time and effort
logan2043099 t1_j6az4by wrote
Reply to Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans by gaytechdadwithson
I don't get what's oniony about this? If you lived in Austin you'd understand what a great idea this is.
jtoppan t1_j6bhfy6 wrote
Reply to comment by DJWGibson in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
It’s not alcohol free. It’s just half strength malt liquor, rather than whiskey.