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nerf___herder t1_j6buprq wrote
Reply to comment by alzee76 in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Several gas stations in my area sell liquor. I would find this confusing.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j6buj5t wrote
Reply to comment by TunaOnWytNoCrust in 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
Right? The amount of software engineers I've worked with who couldn't even manage to Google common errors is astounding.
I don't need you to know what MYSQL ERROR 53024 is, but for fucks sake at least Google it before you come to me saying "It doesn't work."
Nightcat666 t1_j6btyp0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
I worked at a gas station briefly and you would be surprised. Had people come in buying 10+ at a time.
Ramja9 t1_j6btmne wrote
Reply to In Japan, pet fish playing Nintendo Switch run up bill on owner’s credit card by dreamcastfanboy34
Sounds like a Michael reeves video
Bar_Sinister t1_j6btfdf wrote
Reply to 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
And it's weird, because ChatGPT doesn't really help of the students don't understand what's it's handing them as answers. It's like using a calculator before you learn the basic principles of math. We all use calculators, but we understood addition and multiplication first.
Since ChatGPT is probably going to move to a paywall status (which means students with money will still use it but rest of the kids will actually have to learn) it won't be the scourge they think it will be, but the still are going to have to develop new teaching models. Education isn't just getting to the right answer, but if I remember the phrase correctly, "showing your work."
Guideon72 t1_j6btdvt wrote
Reply to 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
‘Defend your position’. 😐
NerdyToc t1_j6btdl3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Me, right before I go through airport security.
Feshtof t1_j6btcyp wrote
Reply to comment by alzee76 in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Bless your heart.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j6bsx8p wrote
Reply to comment by total_alk in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
> But it is not proper English to say "The American", "The German", "The Canadian" when referring to people of those countries.
You can absolutely say "the Americans and the Canadians fought the Germans during WWII".
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j6bsurb wrote
Reply to Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
Known unstable and collapsing ground.
Should we call fire rescue to handle this incredibly dangerous confined space trench rescue?
The cops and dispatcher should all be suspended.
Nightcat666 t1_j6bsu4o wrote
Reply to comment by tacoman333 in 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
Couple pages. 5-6 I think was average but they weren't super strick on length as long as you answered the prompt properly. It was also all hand written as well.
alzee76 t1_j6bsm0c wrote
Reply to comment by Feshtof in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
For filing hundreds of frivolous lawsuits over advertising material that is only "misleading" to a 6 year old.
bishopExportMine t1_j6bsij6 wrote
Reply to Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
Man I had no idea where that title was going
IxamxUnicron t1_j6bsh8u wrote
Reply to Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
It tastes good and it temporarily cures my depression so who cares what's in it?
Feshtof t1_j6bsgra wrote
Reply to comment by alzee76 in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
>Special seat in hell reserved.
For suing companies with misleading marketing? Clearly needs an express lane straight down.
giskardwasright t1_j6bsffl wrote
Reply to comment by sethasaurus666 in 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
If you'd like a visualization there is the Bristol Stool scale used to rate the shape and consistency of fresh shit.
alzee76 t1_j6bs5m8 wrote
Reply to comment by Feshtof in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
> only the small text indicating otherwise is misleading.
There is more than this. It's not just the small text on the back, it doesn't say whiskey anywhere on the front of the bottle -- as all the whiskey actually does.
Sure the label looks virtually identical but for that, but that's called... branding. You have to be somewhat mentally deficient to believe that Fireball whiskey can be sold in your local gas station, but no other brands are allowed in, and then to not actually look at it but just blindly buy it..
This is the same jackass who sued Velveeta last year claiming their shells & cheese takes more than 3.5 minutes to make, and has filed something like 400 or 500 lawsuits like this. Special seat in hell reserved.
NerdyToc t1_j6brw7t wrote
Reply to comment by jtoppan in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
So you agree, it looks the exact same as the whisky bottles, but it doesn't contain whisky.
Or, to use your coke analogy, it looks identical to a coke bottle, but the ingredients say it contains aspratame instead of sugar.
4649onegaishimasu t1_j6brw2t wrote
Reply to In Japan, pet fish playing Nintendo Switch run up bill on owner’s credit card by dreamcastfanboy34
I mean, if anyone who is not you is using the console, it'd be best not to have your c/c information stored on there, obviously.
[deleted] t1_j6brscz wrote
Reply to comment by alcaste19 in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
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OkEmphasis4071 t1_j6br94c wrote
Reply to comment by Khemith in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
Every president has a damn cult, celebrities, politicians, he’ll even comedians I don’t see why Biden is exempt
tacoman333 t1_j6bqsms wrote
Reply to comment by Nightcat666 in 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
That sounds like absolute hell. How long were the essays?
Musetrigger t1_j6bqpec wrote
Go where the idiots go. They click on anything if it has Jesus or a dead immigrant on it.
Seastorm14 t1_j6bq6qd wrote
Reply to comment by ZLUCremisi in In Japan, pet fish playing Nintendo Switch run up bill on owner’s credit card by dreamcastfanboy34
Yes but revealing CC info to the internet does more damage than $5 if not caught early to freeze the account
scuac t1_j6bvxay wrote
Reply to comment by acuet in Man shot dead by dog during US hunting trip by nathcun
Isn’t that the movie with Robin Williams and Matt Damon?