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Malforus t1_j6cp5f7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Legal for bringing on planes but not to drink on said plane.
FlatSpinMan t1_j6coihe wrote
Reply to comment by Nightcat666 in 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
If you’re going to do essays or any kind of writing, I think this is the only way to do so, if you actually want to assess how well the kids write (I’m especially thinking in an ESL context).
TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j6coidn wrote
Reply to comment by dravik in Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
Long island is such a hell scape.
Source: I live in this heavily segregated hellscape that’s sinking and full of reactionary right wing chuds
RettoBastion t1_j6cndpt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Five years I sold liquor. Those minis has to be restocked every hour.
vagabondoboist t1_j6cnd09 wrote
Reply to Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
r/fucklawns
Burstar1 t1_j6cn362 wrote
Reply to comment by Bar_Sinister in 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
>We all use calculators, but the education system made sure we understood addition and multiplication first.
FTFY
First year courses, where the critical goal of the class is to ensure the student understands the concepts (for example of how to write an essay), should not allow AI to write their assignments. Once these core skills have been learned and demonstrated I see no issue using ChatGPT and the like. If and when it fucks up you know better and can fix it and are responsible if you don't, just like in the real world.
LiverOfStyx t1_j6cmqlc wrote
This is very common mistake, it is spelled Volkswagen, VW. Maybe next time you remember this and also that:
THE WORLD IS NOT USA!
Don't use state abbreviations without fucking telling us from what fucking country you are talking about.
Matti-Koopa t1_j6ckyfi wrote
Reply to comment by Seastorm14 in In Japan, pet fish playing Nintendo Switch run up bill on owner’s credit card by dreamcastfanboy34
Pretty sure it only showed the last 4 digits.
jamcdonald120 t1_j6ckqxh wrote
Reply to In Japan, pet fish playing Nintendo Switch run up bill on owner’s credit card by dreamcastfanboy34
there is a search function you know https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/10jetp1/pet_fish_commits_credit_card_fraud_on_owner_using/
Chard069 t1_j6cj3qx wrote
Reply to comment by Sonyguyus in Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
My take on it: a genuine Mad Scientist (or a rogue wizard) has mutated and bred (or conjured) carnivorous yard features. But which devoured people first: lawns, hot tubs, or unrepaired road potholes?
thinkfast1982 t1_j6cifq6 wrote
Reply to comment by NerdyToc in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Have a safe flight Captain
[deleted] t1_j6ceolv wrote
Reply to comment by supersecretaqua in AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French by SlitherinPlays
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jaydeetol t1_j6ce904 wrote
Reply to comment by Khemith in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
Nope. Hunter S Thompson
miodoktor t1_j6cdpz9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Every proper alcoholic in Croatia
SCirish843 t1_j6cdi9w wrote
Reply to comment by darknyteorange in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Not a fun one, I bartended through college and fireball and rumple are always the 2 shots non industry people buy you while you work (Jameson, a mid tier tequila, or fernet are usually what other F&B people will buy you) so after a while my body just started refusing them. I could probably take a fireball shot and then gag a little bit afterwards but I literally couldn't swallow rumple at this point. Ive been in bars where people around me are shooting rumple and the smell alone makes me sick
WumpusFails t1_j6cd7cc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
I'd guess someone trying to find out what they like.
darknyteorange t1_j6ccyjz wrote
Reply to comment by SCirish843 in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
I bet there's a story behind that hahaha
SCirish843 t1_j6ccwbv wrote
Reply to comment by darknyteorange in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Fireball and Rumpleminze, if I smell rumple now I'll get nauseous
darknyteorange t1_j6ccqiq wrote
Reply to comment by SCirish843 in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
For real, I thought only teenage girls drank Fireball
SCirish843 t1_j6ccfmr wrote
Reply to Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
If you're an adult drinking fireball you've got bigger problems to address
InFortunaWeLust t1_j6ccf0x wrote
They should just let the transexuals go and save us
InFortunaWeLust t1_j6ccd2r wrote
InFortunaWeLust t1_j6cc5wt wrote
ofcourse the "experts" would say that, you wouldnt want anyone to know how cheap energy can be provided for.
itskdog t1_j6cau06 wrote
Reply to In Japan, pet fish playing Nintendo Switch run up bill on owner’s credit card by dreamcastfanboy34
And all because the game crashed and they started pressing buttons to go to the eShop.
ElAutismobombismo t1_j6cqatq wrote
Reply to comment by SCirish843 in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Sincere question, can someone actually explain to me how drinks are both aged and gendered? Originally I got the impression it was about the strength of the drink 'ohh me big strong adult/man can handle higher alcohol content' but I've seen people mocked for drinking drinks with completely equal alcohol content (wkd being just as alcoholic as beer/cider springs to mind).
Like what's the actual message / condition here, it actually baffles me.