Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Elevenst t1_j6e5vp9 wrote
Yung Gravy?
Rap names are so lazy and stupid anymore. Everyone's a "Lil" or "Young" something. Lame.
halfanothersdozen t1_j6e5ng0 wrote
Gotta protect your cashcow. That's his legacy right there
[deleted] t1_j6e5k36 wrote
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Carvelt t1_j6e5iyk wrote
Payday incoming. He's just used the whole song without permission... It's got 33m views on YouTube alone.
pokeybill t1_j6e5cf0 wrote
Reply to comment by Londonforce in Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans by gaytechdadwithson
You are being facetious and I don't expect you care much about this issue.
You also clearly didn't read the article, which conveyed minority areas in Austin (east/northeast, north central) lack park spaces, especially the hike and bike trails which have mostly been built in areas undergoing gentrification.
The inequity here is around ease of access, not segregation - apparently that's a problem for you.
Sarah_withanH t1_j6e4sqw wrote
Reply to comment by usagizero in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
I do like the matcha green tea flavor
Caronar t1_j6e4lir wrote
He knows the rules. And so do I.
DoctorSalt t1_j6e43g9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Apparently some guys in Boston. I believe it's because it's either closed or empty, so no open container law
sweetspookydoll t1_j6e3zw2 wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
But if I do this, I risk getting arrested, charged with public indecency, and put on a sex offenders list. Fuck the police.
myops_rock t1_j6e2uzi wrote
Don’t be trying to steal the rickroll bro!
ironballs24-7 t1_j6e2arc wrote
Reply to comment by Nightcat666 in 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
Right there with you - AP history/English team taught class in HS. Block scheduling meant I had that course 90 minutes a day for an entire school year. At least 2x 60min essays per week, 2-4 pages hand written.
For all you kids out there just remember 5 things: Intro, social, economic, political reasons, and close it off with a nice quote in a closing paragraph.
Hated it at the time, but so glad I did it!
BuffSwolington t1_j6e1jfp wrote
Reply to comment by dominus_aranearum in Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
Nobody asked for your experienced opinion. You realize you are on Reddit right? Nobody is contracting you for this particular investigation. Great, the OC was probably wrong in his assessment. Once again, why does it bother you so much that you have to act like this? Just take the L and move on knowing you were right but nobody likes how you act anyway
OutOfStamina t1_j6e18qe wrote
Reply to comment by chucklesbro in AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels. by wewhomustnotbenamed
>What should I say when I want to make a statement about all french people collectively?
In your question you literally just did it without saying the more dehumanizing "the French". So... "French people" by your own example. "All french people"... "Some french people"... just a few ways to not use "the".
dominus_aranearum t1_j6e0hhl wrote
Reply to comment by BuffSwolington in Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
I am fun.
My whole point was that without being there and looking at the evidence, it's pointless to say what caused it or start pointing fingers. Nowhere did I give my take as a 100% correct. I gave options for potential causes that it could be from a broken pipe or from weather-related drainage issues. I also gave the opinion that it is of course location dependent, but blaming the city for not wanting to take responsibility was ridiculous at this point given the lack of investigation details.
But hey, if offering my experienced opinion and calling out an armchair skeptic who automatically blames the city with zero evidence gives me down votes, no worries, I'll take them all day long.
America_the_Horrific t1_j6dxhg3 wrote
Reply to comment by usagizero in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
That's why we see products like cheeze and chicken wyngz
usagizero t1_j6dwvjs wrote
Reply to comment by Sarah_withanH in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
Oh, don't get me started on Japanese Kit-Kats! lol. Not only is the chocolate better tasting, they have so many more flavors, and while some are a miss for me, some are awesome and even just having the choices is great.
BuffSwolington t1_j6dvmkp wrote
Reply to comment by dominus_aranearum in Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In by ChocolateTsar
You seem fun
Maybe people are downvoting you because you called the OC "redditor water erosion expert" and then proceeded to act like your take on this is 100% correct and got indignant towards downvotes when the investigation for this event is ongoing and in a city you do not live in. I would recommend going outside and taking a breath of fresh air, I too live in seattle the air is quite good quality
HarryHacker42 t1_j6dvds6 wrote
Reply to comment by Duluthian2 in Guy who ate McDonald's three meals a day for a month suffered horrific consequences by Manichallucinations
Just because a restaurant serves Mozzarella sticks doesn't mean you have to order them every visit. Have some self control already!
FriendsOnAPowDay t1_j6dv8fx wrote
Reply to 'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy by TheDoctorOf1977
Simple solution would be a return to hand written and scantron forms
Magneticeye t1_j6dv2gb wrote
Reply to Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
At least in PA can’t sell liquor in anything but gov owned wine and spirits so of course we know it’s a malt beverage, pretty good replica IDK what the fuss is about
Sarah_withanH t1_j6dunmn wrote
Reply to comment by usagizero in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
I have to wonder if this is the same for other countries too. I recently got some Japanese branded Kit-Kats from the Asian market, and the chocolate was way, way better than American Kit-Kats.
OkEmphasis4071 t1_j6dunlo wrote
Reply to comment by Khemith in Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users by Sargatanus
People are literally blindly following Biden and kissing his ass the same way Trump supporters do, he’ll you attacked me now just because I talked bad about your precious Biden 🤣
mamawantsallama t1_j6dtm40 wrote
Reply to comment by acrylic_light in Jerusalem shooting: Israel to speed up gun applications after attacks by TheFrederalGovt
I feel more comfortable about this because they have mandatory military so they are trained already.
-burgers t1_j6dlfld wrote
Reply to comment by usagizero in Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky by TheAngryBlackGuy
In the us we also have a problem with ice cream. It has to contain at least 10% of milk fat, and ice cream must have no more than 100% overrun and weigh no less than 4.5 lbs. per gallon. Anything lower is labeled as a frozen dairy dessert. The frozen dairy dessert ice cream is a few dollars cheaper, and 100%+ overrun, resulting in a lot of fluff and no substance.
GetlostMaps t1_j6e5zyz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Rick Astley sues Yung Gravy over alleged Never Gonna Give You Up imitation by redlightist
They have to pay the monies dude