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InternetPeon t1_j6kkytp wrote
Reply to comment by venom259 in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
Whoah - we’re gonna break up BIG Dildo Corp?
InternetPeon t1_j6kkhvp wrote
Reply to comment by Gayfetus in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
Are dildos priced in inches?
venom259 t1_j6kkgbe wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
Cost of material, labor, retail, and the fact there are no real competitors in the 30" dildo-making business and you end up with a ridiculous price tag. These monopolies need to be held to account!
Gayfetus OP t1_j6kk6wt wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
It's only $23 per inch!
InternetPeon t1_j6kjynn wrote
Reply to comment by Gayfetus in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
I’m no dildo appraisal expert but that price strikes me as far too high.
Gayfetus OP t1_j6kjsw6 wrote
Reply to comment by Maltese_Vulcan in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
There's a video of how the whole thing went down (or not, as it were). A dildo of that size made a very noticeable bulge.
Maltese_Vulcan t1_j6kjl5o wrote
Reply to comment by Gayfetus in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
I was just wondering if they’d tried to keister it, and if so, how was it discovered? Weird walk? Or visual, perhaps?
RevengencerAlf t1_j6kjjx5 wrote
Reply to comment by EdgeOfWetness in McDonald's to play Beethoven in bid to deter yobs after rampage by Convair101
The first part of the URL, literally visible at the top of this thread, is walesonline with a uk web address.
If someone hasn't figured out that this is british news they deserve to be damned to an eternity of geography based confusion
Gayfetus OP t1_j6kjjqd wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
The thing costs $699.95!
factman1000 t1_j6kicya wrote
Annoying music (too loud) deters everyone.
twoscoop t1_j6khpn7 wrote
Reply to comment by panda_pandora in Wrexham McDonald's plays classical music to deter bad behaviour by fred_star
My ass would enjoy this, get high and listen to opera played for meee.... Ooo i'd get myself a new spot to put my tent.
InternetPeon t1_j6khlzw wrote
I am impressed that the store worker risked their life to return this giant dildo to its rightful owner.
BigBossWesker4 t1_j6khlkt wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in McDonald's to play Beethoven in bid to deter yobs after rampage by Convair101
I only know this word because of UK Top Gear
Gayfetus OP t1_j6khiyq wrote
They would've gotten away with it if they'd just hidden it up their bum!
[deleted] t1_j6khgl2 wrote
Reply to comment by NetDork in People Are Selling 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom by jdb1984
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4LKqE6nFn7Sz t1_j6keebl wrote
London Underground stations reportedly do similar.
panda_pandora t1_j6kdkoa wrote
Is this like how the 7-11s in my city blare opera music to keep tweakers from hanging around outside?
TimeShareOnMars t1_j6kbbym wrote
Learned another fun British slang term....some tines I wonder why we kicked the Brits out if USA...then i remember they banned all guns, all knives, and allow for no self protection or self defense and I remember why.
But I might use that YOB and yell it at some one...so at least we have that in common!
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Gilgie t1_j6k5pev wrote
Reply to comment by Juuna in McDonald's to play Beethoven in bid to deter yobs after rampage by Convair101
Dey took arr yobs
Gilgie t1_j6k5hm4 wrote
Reply to comment by tatakatakashi in McDonald's to play Beethoven in bid to deter yobs after rampage by Convair101
Your question is dead on balls accurate.
jayfeather31 t1_j6jyf0v wrote
Reply to ‘Doppelganger murder’: German prosecutors claim woman killed lookalike to fake death by Thcrtgrphr
That might've worked 100 years ago. Not so much today.
Darzok t1_j6jy71m wrote
Reply to comment by Cetun in Visit Saudi to sponsor FIFA Women’s World Cup this summer by ampbap
Slaves sorry i mean unpaid workers.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j6jx19u wrote
Reply to ‘Doppelganger murder’: German prosecutors claim woman killed lookalike to fake death by Thcrtgrphr
This is going to be a larger problem when cloning adult versions of people becomes possible.
Gayfetus OP t1_j6klkjy wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
When it makes it sound like a better deal, then yes!