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ChewsOnBricks t1_j6l6qh0 wrote
Reply to comment by shotputlover in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
It sounds like you have a worthy rival.
shahooster t1_j6l6ogw wrote
Reply to comment by PM_RiceBowlRecipes in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Easy mistake since there were no breasts involved.
EdgeOfWetness t1_j6l6jgd wrote
Reply to comment by RevengencerAlf in McDonald's to play Beethoven in bid to deter yobs after rampage by Convair101
This kind of friendliness is just what we look for in a post
bigbangbilly t1_j6l6d6t wrote
>Circus of Books
I seen the Netflix documentary for that place
PM_RiceBowlRecipes t1_j6l5m3s wrote
Reply to comment by KaizenPax in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
It's a she. It's okay to have missed that detail, you were just.... winging it.
DamnBunny t1_j6l5jda wrote
Reply to School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Comes to show ya that people no longer have a moral bone in their body when it comes to money.
vettrock t1_j6l4w87 wrote
Reply to School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
She had to be running or supplying a restaurant with that quantity. I would think there would be others involved.
smurfsundermybed t1_j6l4mgk wrote
Reply to comment by onliwenimtrunk in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
That was a flat out horrible attempt to drum up a wing pun.
KaizenPax t1_j6l4l7d wrote
Reply to School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
They better set the bail high, otherwise he might be a …… flight risk.
Life-Meal6635 t1_j6l4hql wrote
There’s a 7-11 in Los Angeles that blasts opera to discourage the homeless from hanging out
Skitz707 t1_j6l3xtr wrote
Reply to comment by Zenmedic in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Hey for me that sounds great… like in a video game when you blow the whistle and it always takes you home…
Cakeski t1_j6l2do3 wrote
Reply to comment by Isteppedinpoopy in McDonald's to play Beethoven in bid to deter yobs after rampage by Convair101
Come my little droogies, we shall drink our milk and have at them with a bit of ultra violence.
[deleted] t1_j6l245h wrote
Reply to comment by reclusive_ent in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
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reclusive_ent t1_j6l1pdx wrote
Reply to comment by f1del1us in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Thats not an argument I made.
reclusive_ent t1_j6l1lsi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
As I included details as to how she was caught, aka oversight, you know I read the article, yeah? Its easier for the one in the position of power to "get away" with a scheme, but not forever.
f1del1us t1_j6l1fnq wrote
Reply to comment by reclusive_ent in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
She had no business being director if her embezzling put them 30% over budget halfway through the year and she thought she wouldn't get caught.
[deleted] t1_j6l109o wrote
Reply to School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
I’ll tell you who took those lunches, that damned Sasquatch.
[deleted] t1_j6l0x05 wrote
Reply to comment by reclusive_ent in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
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shotputlover t1_j6kzoh5 wrote
Reply to comment by i-opener in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
I assure you that I am the bane of any restaurant that offers an all you can eat wing deal.
reclusive_ent t1_j6kzn9c wrote
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Did you read the article. It was the director of food services. She was caught when an audit was done.
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Rheum42 t1_j6kyjqw wrote
I'm tired
RollinThundaga t1_j6kyiti wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
THAT'S what that was!
Pathetian t1_j6l6wj4 wrote
Reply to ‘Doppelganger murder’: German prosecutors claim woman killed lookalike to fake death by Thcrtgrphr
I swear this was a law and order episode I saw as a kid.