How much time do you think you get for 11,000 cases of chicken wings? In my mind, she’s playing the long game. In 10 years (with good behavior), she gets to come home to a lifetime supply of chicken wings. #WorthTheRisk

… and before y’all say she’ll have to hand over the wings if she still has them, I’ll say that you don’t steal 11,000 cases of chicken wings without a plan.

Is anyone else being repeatedly directed here despite clicking multiple unrelated posts on different subreddits? Everything I click leads here.

"we can respect the lives of whales by appreciating their meat" Does the same apply to, say, people at retirement parties?

Fuck does this mean

Dey took yer yobs!

Yes

>Surveillance video showed Liddell would arrive at the Gordon Food Services facility to pick up the food, sign an electronic keypad acknowledging she received the chicken wings and then billed the school district for the items, according to the proffer.

So this master criminal would place the order in her own name, show up in person to pick up the ill-begotten wings, and then sign for them herself!

All while blowing through the school's entire lunch budget less than halfway through the school year.

I mean, how did she ever think there was a chance at getting away with this?

Is it farmed whale meat?

who knew there was a better way to get tendies than meme stocks

BWFrees!

Where they are located, is

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>300k over budget halfway through the year.

how are people this fucking stupid thinking they won't get caught?

Buys $1.5 million worth of chicken wings for “school lunch”. Meanwhile, school cafeterias: “we don’t serve chicken wings..because bones.” Criminal mastermind

Could buy your own ranch with all them flappers

So if you're Verdi hungry and too Bizet to cook Bach home, this music helps you Handel yourself and not be too Straussed.

There is so much more to this story then they have found out.

Is that a 'thing'!?

boo

They denied her bail because she was a flight risk.

The defended objected saying that the judge had a bone to pick with her.

The judge replied that he actually prefers boneless.

TBF it’s in Australia & New Zealand, so there’s no chance of getting poisoned and dying over saying something.

Some might say that about cows, or chickens or any fish from the sea

Whales seem like an odd place to draw a line

"I will never change my opinion" you sound like a very open minded and reasonable individual.

sounds unsanitary

Deep Space Nine first season had an episode where a man killed his clone in attempt to frame Odo for murder.