Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
menlindorn t1_j6myuid wrote
>Carmen Quiroga called her cafe ‘Woke’ to signal to customers ‘Wake up and have a coffee’.
Clickbait. If you care about this, no coffee for you. Seems like a great way to keep bigots out of your place.
Mantaur4HOF t1_j6mxzvo wrote
Twitter when it sees actual nazis tweeting about actual nazi shit: "This is fine."
Twitter when it sees the word cock being used in its literal sense: "HOW DARE YOU?!"
Ban-Circumcision-Now t1_j6mwnyf wrote
Reply to comment by mnbull4you in Chinese province ends ban on unmarried people having children by koavf
We need policies that actually encourage it.
Ban-Circumcision-Now t1_j6mwk9b wrote
Anyone driving by it gets an xray amount of radiation 😦
GetlostMaps t1_j6mvsm7 wrote
Reply to comment by Jump_Like_A_Willys in Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets by ContentsMayVary
Maybe they should have tweeted more about Musk Ducks. They live in Australia and actually eat other ducks. Here's a picture I found of one.
Ancient-Builder3646 t1_j6mv7u4 wrote
For science!
Jump_Like_A_Willys t1_j6mtoei wrote
What a tit.
Arabianrata t1_j6mq960 wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion
But I'd rather.......
homkono22 t1_j6mp8kr wrote
Reply to comment by Gelodit in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
Don't generalize, people are individuals, judge people individually on their own merits. Culturally there can be some things you can generalize as many are exposed to said culture throughout their lives and things get normalized. But not everyone will follow everything in their own culture.
"x race are some of the smartest people" is a dumb generalized statement, being japanese doesn't automatically make anyone smart. Human intelligence vary, culture and educational systems have an impact but smart people are smart regardless. Whale hunting is down to bad education regarding the subject, not due to people being intelligent or not in general. People are people regardless of where they come from.
AshMCairo t1_j6mp63n wrote
Reply to School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
420everytime t1_j6mp5h4 wrote
Reply to comment by HungryLikeTheWolf99 in Chinese province ends ban on unmarried people having children by koavf
I think many countries are betting on artificial wombs now
EmweDK t1_j6mo709 wrote
Kale_Farts t1_j6mo63w wrote
Reply to comment by Anerky in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Or people selling plates on fb marketplace
AadamAtomic t1_j6mnxis wrote
"COOL THING I found!
I'll just put this in my pocket and place it on my shelf when I get home. "
AFew10_9TooMany t1_j6mnvdw wrote
Reply to comment by onliwenimtrunk in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
They didn’t find it suspicious when said employee opened their own business called:
TNT Wings!!
^*TotallyNotThefted
jagged203 t1_j6mm50t wrote
Reply to comment by Anerky in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
A guy in an alleyway next to the lgs I was at tried to sell me meat out of a box once
soolkyut t1_j6mm2em wrote
Seems like the best place in the world to lose it
GrnShttrdLyte t1_j6mlsq2 wrote
Reply to comment by MirrorReflection0880 in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
Norway doesn't eat a lot of whale.
The amount of whale meat in stores is only a couple hundred tons per year, whereas the others (beef, pork, chicken) are in the hundreds of thousands of tons. Other fish and seafood consumption total several thousand tons.
Depending on where you are in Norway, whale may not even be available at your local grocery store. If you do, its probably buried in the frozen food section.
HappyInNature t1_j6mlc8o wrote
Reply to School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Ohhh, a food heist!
Gelodit t1_j6ml0ib wrote
The Japanese are some of the smartest people on the planet but this is NOT a smart move.
druffischnuffi t1_j6mkl9q wrote
Reply to comment by cowvin in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
It almost seems like every culture has one stupid thing they love and don't want to give up even though everyone knows it only causes harm.
I am thinking of things like guns in the US, speeding on highways in Germany, foie gras in France and apparently whaling in Japan
Potatoswatter t1_j6miqrf wrote
Reply to comment by KaizenPax in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Not particularly high though, just like yae 🫳
Potatoswatter t1_j6mikx4 wrote
Reply to comment by OldTobySmoker69420 in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Probably planned to plead guilty.
RunningNumbers t1_j6myxm8 wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Well the easy guess is people’s stomachs