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amerkanische_Frosch t1_j6n99e6 wrote
I don't know what is more ridiculous, the fact that some people criticized the name, or the fact that the existence of about a dozen comments on Facebook has made this a front page story.
Pansie_Schioler t1_j6n8g0k wrote
Reply to comment by mnbull4you in Chinese province ends ban on unmarried people having children by koavf
Gotta replenish those wage slaves!
Jim_from_GA t1_j6n89l3 wrote
Should have stuffed it down the front of his jeans. Could have bragged if they questioned him.
iSpeakforWinston t1_j6n7abz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
Eggs and dead babies*
That'll really get under their skin.
Edit: homie I replied to deleted their comment because my cafe name was too good.
rileydogdad1 t1_j6n73ig wrote
Odd, usually those radioactive materials are stored in specifically designed containers to protect anyone nearby, and to secure the device so it is not lost. They are highly regulated in the USA.
Consistent-Flan1445 t1_j6n6uo6 wrote
Reply to comment by niobiumnnul in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion
That’s also what they said when they blew up a 46000 year old indigenous sacred site. It’s just ridiculous at this point. I can’t believe how lax the penalties are
mymar101 t1_j6n6lkd wrote
Reply to comment by halfanothersdozen in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
This is the GOP.
domo415 OP t1_j6n658f wrote
Reply to comment by Deyln in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
I have to say no homo before wiping my ass.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j6n5fcy wrote
Reply to comment by insideoutcognito in ‘Doppelganger murder’: German prosecutors claim woman killed lookalike to fake death by Thcrtgrphr
Yeah, science fiction becomes a reality.
Some things like life extension and Computer abilities will be ahead of a lot of the sci-fi. Space Travel however; way behind most of the predictions.
[deleted] t1_j6n5eyu wrote
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tronaldmcdump t1_j6n4qmy wrote
Reply to comment by Deyln in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
Your hairs have their own noses?
Commentment_Phobe t1_j6n4lnx wrote
Its the “charity” part that Elon hates.
Deyln t1_j6n4i4v wrote
Reply to comment by IvanStarokapustin in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
You'd be surprised at how many mundane things that make you gay. Like clipping your own hair nostrils.
Woosung_lala t1_j6n4gds wrote
DreamCrosser t1_j6n45s7 wrote
Wasn’t there lIke… a whole Animal Planet show that was talking about this being a bad thing?
[deleted] t1_j6n3gpu wrote
Reply to comment by Dirt_E_Harry in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
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menlindorn t1_j6n3f5o wrote
Reply to comment by IvanStarokapustin in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
there might be a correlation...
Assfuck-McGriddle t1_j6n3dxi wrote
Reply to comment by FlyAirLari in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
> So what's really behind resistance to the moratorium? From the Japanese perspective, banning whaling before banning the killing of other animals is a bit logically inconsistent. If your argument is about conservation, then bluefin tuna, a far more important part of the Japanese diet, is also far more endangered. (Minke whales, the species Japanese whalers hunt, aren't even close to endangered, though the IWC claims minke whale numbers have fallen in recent decades.)
So part of the argument lies in denying reality by making claims that differ with the IWC. We’re off to a great start here.
>If your argument is that hunting whales is cruel, so is factory farming. If your argument is that whales are smart, so are pigs. None of this amounts to a case for eating whales, of course, but the argument to single out whales for protection is not exactly airtight either.
Then another argument is a bullshit logical “gotcha.” ‘If you care so much about animal conservation, why doesn’t that extend to every possible animeal?!’ Sure, ignore the slippery slope fallacy and there’s probably at least one more in that bullshit line of reasoning as well.
>So “saving the whale” may be irrational, but so is saving the panda or the polar bear or any other cute mammal. Activism rides on symbolic actions. And just as the whale has become symbolic for environmental groups like Greenpeace, it has, in response, become symbolic for the Japanese, too. “The strong condemnation of whaling by the foreigners is taken as harassing the traditional values,” says Kobayashi. The Japanese government now heavily subsidizes whaling to the tune of $50 million a year.
And like you said, here’s the crux of the real argument for whaling: political, yes, but in reality, just simply financial. The government gives 50 million a year for people to go kill fucking whales. That’s all. No more, no less.
Justbe333 t1_j6n2zgv wrote
Reply to comment by soldforaspaceship in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
Yes, actually I’m sure. And that’s actually not with the court said… in fact, I’m pretty sure the courts said the same thing in both cases, the court ruled that his statement in question would be considered opinion and not fact not that everything he says is opinion, and not fact. But that a reasonable person would not assume a hyperbolic statement was 100% fact.
https://greenwald.substack.com/p/a-court-ruled-rachel-maddows-viewers
SUBLIMEskillz t1_j6n2u9z wrote
Reply to comment by NimbleAxolotl in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Only fish I’ve heard sing is a whale.
IvanStarokapustin t1_j6n2qqq wrote
Conservatives now concerned that coffee will make you gay and less racist.
halfanothersdozen t1_j6n2nat wrote
For.
Fuck's.
Sake.
People need to chill the fuck out.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j6n1zyx wrote
Just rename the restaurant, Wakey Wakey.
Northwindlowlander t1_j6n0uj0 wrote
The bizarre thing about the japanese whaling is, it loses money and there's no demand for it. Without subsidies, the industry would disappear pretty much overnight. So they use the false cultural argument and the laughable research argument in order to prop up an industry that makes no sense
Jim_from_GA t1_j6n9xy4 wrote
Reply to Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It” by Retloh
That is true Fame!