-foxy-lad t1_j6nmaqj wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:42 PM

Reply to Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets by ContentsMayVary

Elon sure does have some PEENT up emotions regarding charity.

darklord-deamius t1_j6nm0qb wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:40 PM

Reply to comment by Getteoa in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion

so next godzilla movie will have giant kangaroos? Sign me up

wiintah_was_broken t1_j6nlx7b wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:40 PM

Reply to School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit

Walter Whitemeat

shawnwasim t1_j6nl2cv wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:35 PM

Reply to comment by InternetPeon in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit

Chickens weigh an average of 7.5 pounds and lets assume they can generate enough lift to barely get off the ground so lift = weight = 7.5 pounds

The cost of chicken is around $1.50 per pound in Chicago. So homegirl stole approximately 1 million pounds of chicken or 133,333 chickens.

1 million pounds of chicken equals 1 million pounds of lift force. So she stole enough chickens to lift several M1 Abrams tanks. Puts into perspective just how much she stole. Or puts into perspective that chicken powered flight would be cheap af.

Musetrigger t1_j6nkzya wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:34 PM

Reply to comment by IvanStarokapustin in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415

Breitbart News: "Coffee makes you a Hitler hating liberal!"

oddballAstronomer t1_j6nkh5v wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:31 PM

Reply to comment by rileydogdad1 in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion

I’ve been following this as they release data wnd the fompany claims that it was in a special box and such but it apparently had a faulty latch

WintertimeFriends t1_j6njngg wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Reply to comment by halfanothersdozen in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415

Chilled out people aren’t going to vote angry tho.

emilysosa4u t1_j6njg1q wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:24 PM

Reply to Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion

Well, at least they feel bad about it.

Dawgsquad00 t1_j6nj8t5 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:23 PM

Reply to comment by InternetPeon in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit

Definitely enough to carry a coconut to Great Britain

Fando1234 t1_j6nj5i1 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:22 PM

Reply to comment by kevinds in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415

I hope so. It's a good reminder that unlike the internet, most people (like this shop owner) literally don't care about 'wokeism'. And just associate the word, quite rightly, with waking up and having breakfast.

Fando1234 t1_j6niwka wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:21 PM

Reply to Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415

This article is literally the epitome of pointless culture war crap.

"Several people in a Coventry Facebook group complained about the restaurant being called Woke"

That's the story.

I'm genuinely not sure what's dumber. The 'several people' who bothered commenting about something so stupid on Facebook. Or the fact the Guardian have dedicated a whole article to what several people wrote on a Facebook group.

lupin42 t1_j6nhvwn wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:15 PM

Reply to A woman has been accused of seeking out a lookalike of herself on social media and murdering her in a bid to fake her own death. by SinancoTheBest

Sounds like the plot of Despair by Nabokov...

mrmacr t1_j6ngriz wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:07 PM

Reply to Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415

Meanwhile Red State BBQ is alive and well in KY...

rnargang t1_j6ng9yu wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:04 PM

Reply to Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion

One would think it would be easy to find given how radioactive it is. A geiger counter mounted on a vehicle should go off when passing it. The article mentions it was part of some device that presumably also fell off. I wonder if someone saw the device and took it for scrap or out of curiosity.