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CatAvailable3953 t1_j6nu9oc wrote
Reply to comment by anal_opera in Good mushroom harvest results in poisoning boom by Octavus
It’s the universe calling.
balistafear t1_j6nu9g0 wrote
Reply to A woman has been accused of seeking out a lookalike of herself on social media and murdering her in a bid to fake her own death. by SinancoTheBest
I mean, like seriously, how stupid can you be?
tomassci t1_j6ntn1y wrote
GlobalTravelR t1_j6nt8vr wrote
Reply to comment by lupin42 in A woman has been accused of seeking out a lookalike of herself on social media and murdering her in a bid to fake her own death. by SinancoTheBest
And Fletch.
Gibbonici t1_j6nsv0w wrote
These conservatives are so very easily triggered.
spoke2 t1_j6nsia9 wrote
Reply to comment by Deyln in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
Or extending your palm away from you when inspecting your fingernails!
plummbob t1_j6ns7qz wrote
the fuck your feelings crowd huh
J662b486h t1_j6nqjov wrote
The article says "The number of mushroom poisonings increased by 25% in Switzerland last year compared with 2021. However, the national poison hotline dealt with fewer suicide attempts." The only connection I can figure out between these two topics is that suicidal people relieve their stress by picking mushrooms except they're not very good at it.
TheLastStop03 t1_j6nqcup wrote
Reply to comment by angroro in Good mushroom harvest results in poisoning boom by Octavus
I know a man who is a leading fungal expert in a couple different states and he insists on trying everything that he identifies as edible, before anyone else. So that he doesn't take that chance with someone else. It is easy to mistake.
Assfuck-McGriddle t1_j6nq0ha wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
I gotcha man, it’s okay. I know full well nothing I say will convince you so you’re welcome to think this.
[deleted] t1_j6npv50 wrote
Reply to comment by Assfuck-McGriddle in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
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psilocin72 t1_j6npu83 wrote
I had a gym teacher in middle school named Mr. Woodcock. No lie. He was such a mean SOB that we only made fun of his name at a safe distance
maybe_Lena t1_j6nprnc wrote
But trans people are snowflakes
tryingtodefendhim t1_j6np0qr wrote
Reply to comment by Mantaur4HOF in Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets by ContentsMayVary
To be fair, democracy is a direct threat to their business model.
[deleted] t1_j6norw5 wrote
Reply to comment by domo415 in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
It’s not gay if you don’t like it.
Assfuck-McGriddle t1_j6noiyc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
> What’s fallacious about this argument? You value one animals’ life over another.
Let me make sure I understand what you’re asking: If you don’t try and save every single animal’s life, it means you don’t care about that specific animal.
You’re asking why that statement is fallacious? Really?
> Unless you’re vegetarian or vegan, then saying you value a whales life over a pig or cow etc is simple personal double standard.
Holy bad-faith moly, Batman, there’s no way I’m going to approach this dumpster fire, lol. You’re welcome to believe what you want.
oddballAstronomer t1_j6no71e wrote
Reply to comment by LightAtEndIsFake in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion
Yep I don’t buy it either tbh but i figured i would throw the official up.
[deleted] t1_j6no62m wrote
Reply to comment by Assfuck-McGriddle in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
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kg0529 t1_j6no0qo wrote
It is for “science”. /s
[deleted] t1_j6nnycg wrote
Almost_Defective t1_j6nnwwj wrote
well, at least she will have less assholes as customers!
LightAtEndIsFake t1_j6nnulh wrote
Reply to comment by oddballAstronomer in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion
Doubtful
Mattie725 t1_j6nnhvq wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
There is quite the spectrum between bigotry and what is considered as woke today though.
Today 'woke' is considered what happens when good and necessary ideas are taken too far, out of context and are merely an excuse to search for bad intentions in everything. Which was obviously not what the woke ideology was originally about.
Said all that, when a coffee bar calls itself 'Woke', I think you should find that clever regardless of your ideas.
Whooshed_me t1_j6nmcp8 wrote
Reply to comment by PM_RiceBowlRecipes in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Can't wait for the Netflix special
CatAvailable3953 t1_j6nuexh wrote
Reply to comment by ThrowAway62378549 in Good mushroom harvest results in poisoning boom by Octavus
Yep. That’s the universe calling.