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koavf OP t1_j6o34pc wrote
Reply to comment by ApocalypseSpokesman in Chinese province ends ban on unmarried people having children by koavf
An authoritarian state has absurd laws that you would take for granted as something that wouldn't even be legislated in the civilized world.
oliverkloezoff t1_j6o30a5 wrote
Reply to comment by Gibbonici in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
They make stuff up as a distraction so they don't have to deal with the real issues.
soldforaspaceship t1_j6o2rjx wrote
Reply to comment by Justbe333 in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
The projection is strong in this one lol.
OkConfidence1494 t1_j6o29zp wrote
Reply to comment by DamnBunny in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
School policy is no bones in the food
NoobSmokes t1_j6o1yi8 wrote
Reply to School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
This reminds me of the time when I worked for Red Robin and the dishwasher at the time stole all the beef and hid it all in the dumpster.
SelectiveSanity t1_j6o1up5 wrote
Reply to comment by WeAreAllSnowLeopards in Pastor held on $750,000 bond facing drug charges by laineDdednaHdeR
Eldanoron t1_j6o1o82 wrote
What’s oniony about this?
Solecism_Allure t1_j6o1nc2 wrote
Reply to comment by niobiumnnul in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion
Isn't Rio Tinto one of the world's largest mining companies?.. why don't they name them?
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ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j6o0hde wrote
How is that oniony?
TauCabalander t1_j6nzxrq wrote
Luckily they weren't Tweeting about European Great Tits.
Zren8989 t1_j6nzi42 wrote
Reply to comment by Mattie725 in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
Yeah the original term woke was first used by people of color, long before the right decided to use it for propaganda purposes.
hapkidoox t1_j6nyz9a wrote
Wow a conman a dna drug dealer. Who'd a thunk it.
Justbe333 t1_j6nyphi wrote
Reply to comment by soldforaspaceship in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
In case you’re too stupid, I should point out to you… people lie. You should consider all sources before determining your facts. Just so’z you don’t be a dumb ass or a sheep.
creator112 t1_j6nyfmt wrote
Reply to Home of West Virginia volunteer fire department embezzlement suspect catches on fire by calbert1735
Well, at least the fire caught up to him eventually.
WeAreAllSnowLeopards t1_j6nxwix wrote
Here’s my surprised face. 😐
shaginvolkswag t1_j6nxmk7 wrote
Reply to comment by Northwindlowlander in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
It’s the only way they can say F you to the rest of the world lol
Mandrake_Muffley t1_j6nx2ve wrote
Reply to Young Iranian couple sentenced to 10 years in jail for dance near Tehran's Freedom Tower by Paint_Her
Did they forget what country they were in ? Idiots.
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mfb- t1_j6nw5w9 wrote
Reply to comment by Mantaur4HOF in Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets by ContentsMayVary
> The @_BTO account was restored on Saturday evening.
the101ers t1_j6nvq05 wrote
Added to quite a long list....
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_orphan_source_incidents
CatAvailable3953 t1_j6nvm2c wrote
They are so easily manipulated.
Mattie725 t1_j6nvk45 wrote
Reply to comment by tomassci in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
Haha I'm not denying that some like to use the negative connotation of 'woke' to make everything sound bad.
The extreme left will call everything bigotry and the extreme right will call everything woke. Because there can only be two options and once someone/something is labelled, further discussion isn't necessary...
LightAtEndIsFake t1_j6nv8j7 wrote
Reply to comment by oddballAstronomer in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion
I work with those machines a lot, a lot of people I see leave them unsecured in the bed of their truck between tests, probably forgot and it fell out somewhere
rimjobnemesis t1_j6o3nd8 wrote
Reply to Pastor held on $750,000 bond facing drug charges by laineDdednaHdeR
Praise Jebus.