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Gristan t1_j6oeg67 wrote
Why wouldn't the neighbor simply ask her what she was doing? Could have learned a few things.
Senior-Sharpie t1_j6oeep3 wrote
Reply to comment by tronaldmcdump in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
And if you don’t clip your own, who the hell is going to do it for you?
defintelynotyou t1_j6oecrj wrote
Reply to comment by Consistent-Flan1445 in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion
46 thousand?
MikeLitoris_________ t1_j6oecc5 wrote
Reply to Home of West Virginia volunteer fire department embezzlement suspect catches on fire by calbert1735
>The West Virginia State Fire Marshal’s Office says the cause of the fire is undetermined at this time. They say there is no indication that the fire was intentionally set.
Of course.
DamnBunny t1_j6oe3mc wrote
Reply to comment by OkConfidence1494 in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
-.- seriously?
Inked-Sailor t1_j6oe23u wrote
Reply to comment by Musetrigger in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
I mean, I don't need coffee to hate hitler.
soolkyut t1_j6oe0ha wrote
Reply to comment by Sweaty_Bee17 in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion
Radioactive kangaroos. Last thing we need.
HamburgerFromParis t1_j6odqo3 wrote
Reply to comment by Northwindlowlander in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
It makes sense for them to maintain that fishing as an attention focus, so the world doesn't mind some of their other dark fishing businesses (e.g. red tuna overfishing east of African coasts).
Anders_Calrissian t1_j6odoiv wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets by ContentsMayVary
Have you heard the music of Bruce Cockburn?
New_Stats t1_j6odloo wrote
Reply to comment by Warsplit01 in Man who lost testicle from supervisor's hit awarded $295,000 by wawaboy
You are low balling yourself
New_Stats t1_j6odiwr wrote
Man lost a ball, that's worth at least half a million if not more
Masticatron t1_j6odgol wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in 'Human error' leads to $200+ million Virginia schools shortfall by carolinaindian02
>The error stemmed from a failure to reflect last year’s decision to hold localities harmless from the elimination of the state’s portion of the sales tax on groceries, the Richmond Times-Dispatch reported.
So...yeah, kind of.
TimeShareOnMars t1_j6odbzp wrote
Reply to comment by CuriousGeorge__82 in McDonald's to play Beethoven in bid to deter yobs after rampage by Convair101
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/18101605.woman-says-pepper-spray-handbag-scared-dogs/
Young woman convicted for having pepper spray she did not use.
NomDePlume007 t1_j6odag2 wrote
I'm trying not to be cynical here, but whoever approved the grocery sales tax cut needs to approve matching funds for schools to make up the shortfall.
TimeShareOnMars t1_j6od9lo wrote
Reply to comment by sneer0101 in McDonald's to play Beethoven in bid to deter yobs after rampage by Convair101
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/18101605.woman-says-pepper-spray-handbag-scared-dogs/
People are getting charged for possession of pepper spray. Not even use...just having it as a young woman.
fmfbrestel t1_j6octab wrote
Reply to Home of West Virginia volunteer fire department embezzlement suspect catches on fire by calbert1735
Definitely no insurance fraud here. Nope, just your average everyday house fire.
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This guy was looking at the potential jail time for his embezzlement, and thought to himself, " Is that all? I can do better than that, hold my beer."
Bawbawian t1_j6ocsin wrote
people throw around these sums of money like they're large.
might be surprised if you could find anybody that would give up body parts for the prices that they get paid in court.
you see people getting a million dollars for losing an arm or a hand. fuck a million dollars is not even close to the worth of an arm or hand.
TreeBearOne t1_j6ocrhb wrote
..what kind of math they teaching?
TorrenceMightingale t1_j6ocln1 wrote
Well… they are likely products of the Virginia school system itself, so it makes sense.
Warsplit01 t1_j6ocaog wrote
ok, who's gonna hit me in the balls for 300k?
[deleted] t1_j6obyiy wrote
Reply to comment by soldforaspaceship in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
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khayla0815 t1_j6obycx wrote
Ridiculous
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j6obx18 wrote
Don't tell me more chicken wings?
stumpdawg t1_j6obo5m wrote
Oh shit! That was a major faux pas!!
[deleted] t1_j6oelty wrote
Reply to comment by TorrenceMightingale in 'Human error' leads to $200+ million Virginia schools shortfall by carolinaindian02
USA! USA! USA!