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[deleted] t1_j6op6d9 wrote
psilocin72 t1_j6oo54w wrote
Reply to comment by NewPhoneNewAccount2 in Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets by ContentsMayVary
Ok. From the movie. I glanced quickly at this and saw an insult of my mother. Yeah that movie was hilarious but I don’t think the Woodcock I knew hooked up very much.
vaksninus t1_j6oo0ly wrote
bad branding, unfortunate but makes sense. We live in a society. A icecream company in my country changed their name from isis (ice ice in my language) when the terror group was in the media a lot.
ricottapie t1_j6onx48 wrote
Reply to comment by WintertimeFriends in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
"Leftists are so whiny and reactive!"
[Foams at the mouth over the name of a cafe that they've never been to and have no intention of visiting]
Marty_cone_ t1_j6onkow wrote
Know what’s better than having 295 grand? Having working balls, or at least one ball
Justin__D t1_j6onh27 wrote
Reply to comment by Pyrollusion in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
> looking at how Japan treats its own citizens
Can you elaborate on this? It's hardly China, Iran, or North Korea. I've never really thought of the (modern) Japanese as living under an oppressive regime?
NewPhoneNewAccount2 t1_j6ondvo wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets by ContentsMayVary
Did he start hooking up with your mom in your 30s? Thats not your life thats john rambos.
rdrast t1_j6oncut wrote
Reply to comment by oliverkloezoff in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
It's more they make up absolutely fake 'outrage' to distract attention from their asinine 'policies'.
ricottapie t1_j6on8m6 wrote
Reply to comment by halfanothersdozen in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
I'd like to know how many people make up several. Three? Five? Fifteen?
ricottapie t1_j6omyxz wrote
"Several people in a Coventry Facebook group"
Naturally.
Friendral t1_j6omtxt wrote
Ahhh Japan, I hate your whaling.
Great_New_York_Bewbs t1_j6ombub wrote
Reply to comment by Muroid in Man who lost testicle from supervisor's hit awarded $295,000 by wawaboy
Read that back to yourself and figure out how this might be the dumbest statement today on all of Reddit.
greensandgrains t1_j6oma7g wrote
Reply to comment by Muroid in Man who lost testicle from supervisor's hit awarded $295,000 by wawaboy
Really weird that you’re calling a limb a thing like it’s an object. It’s a g-d body part! Flesh and blood!
Zeduca t1_j6om9z4 wrote
Reply to comment by IvanStarokapustin in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
Coffee this morning certainly woke me up.
greensandgrains t1_j6om2wx wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Panic-3940 in Man who lost testicle from supervisor's hit awarded $295,000 by wawaboy
If you can’t buy a house with it, it’s not enough. A million, at least.
Zeduca t1_j6olypt wrote
Reply to comment by OttersEatFish in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
People are so on dimensional.
Zeduca t1_j6olste wrote
Reply to comment by Here2Derp in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
“Pacifier” is a good name for a hot milk drink for the non wokes.
Ineedtwocats t1_j6olska wrote
Reply to comment by realise2056 in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
sad-funny, right?
like, being trapped on a planet of imbeciles funny
Zeduca t1_j6ollyv wrote
Reply to comment by realise2056 in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
They wake too easily.
Zeduca t1_j6oljhb wrote
Offer an alternative like “Sleepy” may calm the sleepy down.
Gonergonegone t1_j6ol0oy wrote
These chicken wing heists are getting ballsy
Actually-Yo-Momma t1_j6okj00 wrote
Reply to comment by Mandrake_Muffley in Young Iranian couple sentenced to 10 years in jail for dance near Tehran's Freedom Tower by Paint_Her
Ah yes i remember my teenage “edgy” days. Grow up kid
whaboywan t1_j6okh8j wrote
Reply to comment by Warsplit01 in Man who lost testicle from supervisor's hit awarded $295,000 by wawaboy
300k? I'll do it for free.
CuriousGeorge__82 t1_j6ok69v wrote
Reply to comment by TimeShareOnMars in McDonald's to play Beethoven in bid to deter yobs after rampage by Convair101
Yeah I get it if guns have always been a part of your life, or you live somewhere rural.
For me it’s something I never think about, because virtually nobody is armed. Not even the police usually. And gun crime is so rare it’s not really a worry for me. I feel bad that you have to worry about it daily.
TwilightontheMoon t1_j6opcuo wrote
Reply to Utility Companies Turned The Power Off For Millions Despite Record Profits by EranAfom
I think you meant to post this in r/awfuleverything