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echaa t1_j6pe9ao wrote
Reply to comment by IvanStarokapustin in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
Well water turns frogs gay and coffee is made with water.
twoaspensimages t1_j6pdwsg wrote
Reply to comment by Bawbawian in Man who lost testicle from supervisor's hit awarded $295,000 by wawaboy
I'm middle aged and make ok money. There are a lot of jobs I can do. But all of them require two hands. Add another zero.
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Reply to comment by staticishock96 in Suburban Gun Clubs Host Suicide Prevention Trainings by waitingforsomething9
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Orcabandana t1_j6pcqpm wrote
So that's what testicles are worth nowadays. Denji really was shortchanged.
ablondedude t1_j6pcjq6 wrote
Reply to comment by 9detat in Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales by pstbo
Except the entire industry gets massive subsidies from the Japanese government. They absolutely have a hand in this.
MrMissus t1_j6pce5h wrote
Reply to comment by Kastar_Troy in Man who lost testicle from supervisor's hit awarded $295,000 by wawaboy
According to the article his supervisor was threatening him with deportation. He could be undocumented or his citizenship status may be tied inextricably to his employment/employer somehow.
ShazadM t1_j6pca2m wrote
What happens if the defendant can’t come up with that sum of money?
sanjsrik t1_j6pbmka wrote
Reply to comment by RussellZoloft in Suburban Gun Clubs Host Suicide Prevention Trainings by waitingforsomething9
Do murder prevention and throw away your guns first.
straightouttasuburb t1_j6pbk70 wrote
Reply to comment by WhyDontWeLearn in Utility Companies Turned The Power Off For Millions Despite Record Profits by EranAfom
We should tie their income directly to the consumption of electricity… that would convince them to keep the power flowing. No power… no money…
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focused_radiance429 t1_j6pbgya wrote
Grifters will give, haha!
dstwtestrsye t1_j6pbbfn wrote
Reply to comment by Asatas in Man who lost testicle from supervisor's hit awarded $295,000 by wawaboy
That's $295K, minus lawyer fees, for someone to hit you in the balls so hard that you have to have one removed, not just signing a check, getting anesthetized, and waking up like Lance Armstrong.
jsrsd t1_j6pb4bo wrote
Looks like the company has a bit of a trend when it comes to worker safety (or lack of): https://canada.constructconnect.com/dcn/news/ohs/2018/07/concord-firm-convicted-worker-killed-genie-boom-fall
vacri t1_j6pae09 wrote
Reply to comment by plummbob in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
The emphasis is on the "your"...
RussellZoloft t1_j6padvg wrote
Do "murder prevention training" next!
Redvomit t1_j6pabfq wrote
Reply to comment by Spectredemortis in Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device by Dark_Delusion
They won't, and shouldn't. This is a failure by an individual to secure a device for which they had special training and accreditation to manage. There's no systemic issue here, just a company taking ownership of an individual's error.
TheNonEuclidean t1_j6p938n wrote
Reply to comment by Hizjyayvu in Suburban Gun Clubs Host Suicide Prevention Trainings by waitingforsomething9
I might be reading too much into the tone of his comment, we will see if he comes back.
BobRoberts01 t1_j6p930k wrote
They couldn’t just round that number up to $300K?
Manimal31 t1_j6p86vd wrote
Reply to Home of West Virginia volunteer fire department embezzlement suspect catches on fire by calbert1735
Nothing to see hear move along
TheNonEuclidean t1_j6p7yve wrote
Reply to comment by waitingforsomething9 in Suburban Gun Clubs Host Suicide Prevention Trainings by waitingforsomething9
Did you even read the article? Sounds like responsible gun ownership if I ever heard it.
MetalMarthaStewart t1_j6p7sod wrote
What an adorable little girl. Look at that smile.
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TheNonEuclidean t1_j6p7m6x wrote
Reply to comment by staticishock96 in Suburban Gun Clubs Host Suicide Prevention Trainings by waitingforsomething9
The training is also for recognizing signs in people around you and learning how to help them
Hizjyayvu t1_j6p7hlp wrote
Reply to comment by TheNonEuclidean in Suburban Gun Clubs Host Suicide Prevention Trainings by waitingforsomething9
Did they edit their comment or something? They're making fun of the location but I'm not reading where they said it's a bad thing.
aesemon t1_j6p7cn3 wrote
Reply to comment by Deyln in Woke’s no joke: breakfast cafe’s name awakens US conservative ire by domo415
Knew I'm getting past it when the barber spends as much time cutting the hair from my ears, nose, and eyebrows as he does the hair on top of my head.
GodBlessThisGhetto t1_j6ped6u wrote
Reply to Bird charity locked out of Twitter after woodcock tweets by ContentsMayVary
You’d think they’d have learned that a general list of “nono” strings would be a bad solution to the problem of identifying problematic language, especially on a multilingual platform. We ran into an issue identifying action statements where it said “managing director” was an action. Which it kind of is grammatically, but not in the broader context we worked in.