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DaimonionSaint t1_j6td6zk wrote
Someone about to lose their job at the government painting the pigeon the wrong color
[deleted] t1_j6tcv5h wrote
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Reflex_0 t1_j6tcrgp wrote
Reply to comment by American_Stereotypes in An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
Are airplanes not usually on auto-pilot for most of the time other than landing and taking off ?
Senior-Sharpie t1_j6taxr8 wrote
Reply to An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
They asked it “when did you stop beating your wife?”
Larkson9999 t1_j6tairx wrote
Reply to comment by mvcv in An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
What I really want to see is AI taking elected official's jobs. I would actually prefer voting for a machine that can be manipulated by a single corporation or group instead of whoever pays the person the most money that election cycle. Sure, it'll be largely the same thing anyway but at least we won't have to pay for their retirement, security, travel expenses, housing, and medical crap anymore.
In short, vote for my upcoming Republican AI. It'll be the easiest politician to simulate.
American_Stereotypes t1_j6t8hj1 wrote
Reply to comment by microgiant in An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
Nah, they're going after it because it's some jackass using the court system as a marketing stunt for technology that is currently nowhere near at the level it would need to be to make effective arguments, and there's no ethical or legal framework for how to actually implement the tech.
Or to put it another way: that AI is not legally an attorney. Client-attorney privilege wouldn't apply for any information you put in to support your side of the case. If it fucks up your case (and it will fuck up a good number of cases, because AI is good at regurgitating data but it doesn't actually understand it, and the law requires a good understanding of nuance), you can't appeal on the basis of insufficient counsel. There's no standard of ethics for AI lawyers.
And that's just a few of the more obvious issues.
I'll put it this way. Imagine you're a pilot, then some asshat with no piloting experience comes along and tries to stage a marketing stunt by having his under-tested, unregulated, fully automated plane that still has some pretty concerning design elements take off from and land at a busy regional airport. You'd be pretty fuckin alarmed too, even if it does somehow work, because nobody's actually ready for that technology to be in use and there's no oversight to make sure it keeps working.
Infernalism t1_j6t3qry wrote
Reply to Basketball coaches fired after coach, 22, allegedly dons jersey and plays in junior varsity game by thestrychnine
I hope he dressed a teenager up as himself to complete the illusion.
mvcv t1_j6t3jlt wrote
Reply to An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
Lawyer is the prime job to be done by robots in the future. That's going to be an interesting power struggle as lawyers and large rich corporations fight against automation while the average person sits idly by as they're blasted by propaganda about how bad robot lawyer automation is.
Wait, did I say power struggle? I meant massacre.
mexodus t1_j6t3ftv wrote
Reply to An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
But can they serve up a heaping spoon of Maine justice?
olafminesaw t1_j6t318q wrote
Reply to Basketball coaches fired after coach, 22, allegedly dons jersey and plays in junior varsity game by thestrychnine
These PEDs are getting out of hand!
TacoMeat563 t1_j6t30qm wrote
Reply to comment by ZhugeSimp in An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
Sure, if you have absolutely no idea how AI works that is
smurfsundermybed t1_j6t2zjw wrote
Reply to comment by KombattWombatt in Pink pigeon found in New York was ‘probably dyed for gender reveal party’ by xanh86
They fixed the glitch at the factory.
theriveryeti t1_j6t2rxp wrote
Reply to An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
It’d be a good head start for citing other cases, assuming AI doesn’t already do that.
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microgiant t1_j6t0v90 wrote
Reply to An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
Huh. I didn't think that thing would work, but apparently the actual lawyers did, or they wouldn't have bothered going after it.
CornAndMac t1_j6t0m3h wrote
Reply to Basketball coaches fired after coach, 22, allegedly dons jersey and plays in junior varsity game by thestrychnine
The actor in a netflix high school movie:
KombattWombatt t1_j6sz6qz wrote
That's just what the government wants you to think, man.
_metamax_ t1_j6syrkb wrote
Reply to Basketball coaches fired after coach, 22, allegedly dons jersey and plays in junior varsity game by thestrychnine
They’ll never know
Void-splain t1_j6symkf wrote
Someone somewhere was like "And you'll pay me how much? Sure, I don't care what it's for man, I'll get you the pigeons, and they'll be the right color"
doubled2319888 t1_j6sxm93 wrote
Reply to comment by diacewrb in Court in Italy rules in favour of children who do not want to see grandparents by diacewrb
The grandparents better not complain when they get stuck in a shitty assisted living home
Mobely t1_j6srmgl wrote
Reply to An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
This just in, company PR team drums up news articles with non-existent tech.
DontPay comes up in my google searches a lot. I don't find the advice particularly useful so assuming they already use AI to help research and write articles, having the realtime version cant be better.
KaisarDragon t1_j6sr84b wrote
Reply to An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
But these lawyers won't make a peep when robots replace other jobs...
American_Stereotypes t1_j6tdntz wrote
Reply to comment by Reflex_0 in An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
Missing the point of the analogy, but I can work with that.
Yes, they do, but even then they still have a human pilot at the controls in case the auto-pilot goes awry or a situation it's unprepared to deal with comes up (which still happens from time to time), and there's an entire regulatory apparatus that oversees the implementation of auto-pilot and that has procedures to sort out what to do if it does go wrong.