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NorthImpossible8906 t1_j6y6ybe wrote
I identify as pregnant.
lowsparkedheels t1_j6y6xdb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Arizona House bill would allow pregnant drivers to use HOV lane by ForkzUp
Exactly. In the early stages of pregnancy a blood draw is accurate, where piss tests fail. If a 'pregnant' mom refuses to give a blood and/or urine sample, does she lose her license?
Do we really want to put people driving during rush hour in potential danger so that police can make more stops for HOV lane abuse?
Don't AZ lawmakers have more important things to do than creating a problem with more potential problems added on, when there isn't a problem in the first place? 🤯
Skatcatla t1_j6y6ue6 wrote
Reply to Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
Hardly surprising. Israel's government has been going off the rails for years now. Bibi has been under investigation for fraud and corruption for years and still keeps getting elected.
[deleted] t1_j6y5seb wrote
Reply to comment by DualVission in Arizona House bill would allow pregnant drivers to use HOV lane by ForkzUp
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InternetPeon t1_j6y51qy wrote
See. now this is why we can't have nice things.
You take a potentially wonderful experience that allows your mind to process information from different points of view and potentially lead you to greater insight and distort it into a tool of manipulation by proclaiming an imaginary being is directing things and so you are now a member of the club and the club needs lots of money.
mmrrbbee t1_j6y51q4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Arizona House bill would allow pregnant drivers to use HOV lane by ForkzUp
It’s Phoenix PD, they have a history, they’ll just pull you aside and assault you and you then you could be pregnant.
CapHillster t1_j6y50w0 wrote
Reply to Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
It's a shame when the headlines about Israel are increasingly substitutable from what we'd expect from Iran.
mmrrbbee t1_j6y4upl wrote
What about food babies?
aBeaSTWiTHiNMe t1_j6y43rd wrote
Reply to Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
Only months before he's found hiding the sausage and getting his rocks off with some dudes. As is tradition with everyone trying really hard to explain how super not gay they are.
absolute4080120 t1_j6y41qy wrote
Reply to comment by dw444 in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
It's Israel you can't comment on that you Nazi!
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[deleted] t1_j6y3qd9 wrote
Reply to comment by Aezyre in Pink pigeon found in New York was ‘probably dyed for gender reveal party’ by xanh86
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General_Jenkins t1_j6y3l33 wrote
Reply to comment by sugar_addict002 in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
I don't understand what you wanted to say.
DamnBunny t1_j6y3ei7 wrote
Reply to comment by AlternativeFormer559 in Pink pigeon found in New York was ‘probably dyed for gender reveal party’ by xanh86
If you talk to animals I know some people downtown that would love to hear your story.
mamawantsallama t1_j6y2b7p wrote
Reply to comment by ChanThe4th in YoungBoy Never Broke Again Says He Regrets Violent Lyrics, Plans to Become Mormon by nimobo
Ok, ya....thats what I thought but, you know....Reddit.
Wagnaard t1_j6y1l6i wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in Australian Fast Food Restaurant Bans Minors From Ordering Food To Prevent Youth Gang Gatherings by railsman
Antisocial is what used to be called sociopathic.
kyle_irl t1_j6y1jfk wrote
Reply to comment by helpmehelpyoutoo in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
Bahahahahaha! Thanks, fam.
Mysterious_Tax_5613 t1_j6y15iy wrote
Well,isn't that nice of them?/s
They are truly concerned about the mother, aren't they? Anything to save the baby and after their born well, fuck em. It's all about saving the baby who cares if the mothers life is in jeopardy?
helpmehelpyoutoo t1_j6y149d wrote
Reply to comment by kyle_irl in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
I got your back.
helpmehelpyoutoo t1_j6y0wu8 wrote
Reply to comment by fuckmacedonia in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
I fixed it for him.
DualVission t1_j6y04eu wrote
Reply to comment by AdvancedHat7630 in Arizona House bill would allow pregnant drivers to use HOV lane by ForkzUp
Does ride share lane normally include children (genuinely don't know)?
AdvancedHat7630 t1_j6xzuoc wrote
Because the fetus would otherwise be driving a second car?
zombiecalypse t1_j6xzi0v wrote
Reply to comment by TheOutlawStarLord in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
How dare you sullying the most honourable act of getting pounded up the ass with this guy's name!
nicholsz t1_j6y74ar wrote
Reply to comment by Hal-Har-Infigar in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
trump's name for him is "DeSanctimonious" since he's been using the same "I'm Jesus" religious iconography that Trump does