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coddle_muh_feefees t1_j70ajmj wrote
I mean, wings are good?
TheAnt317 t1_j70adki wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
What is wrong with people? Stop destroying history!
UzoicTondo t1_j709tcj wrote
Reply to comment by ninjabell in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
lmao, i don't think many people are going to click on an article from some sketchy cbc.ca site
HarryHacker42 t1_j709ixt wrote
China spends $200 on a weather balloon. Talks about "Spy balloon" on monitored chats. USA spends $2 billion following the balloon and coming up with contingency plans for balloons and having a balloon monitoring crew 24x7 flying around.
China wins. Paranoia kills.
ReallyGene t1_j7091re wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
I like the way they handled it in The Ruins
cheapcoffeesucks t1_j708spr wrote
Why fly a balloon over a country when redditors can simply find out where all the nukes are and what types by a simple Google search
yourmomsucks01 t1_j708k6w wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
Lmaoo he had it coming
Mimehunter t1_j707tbv wrote
Purplekeyboard t1_j707qyj wrote
Reply to comment by eighty2angelfan in Arizona House bill would allow pregnant drivers to use HOV lane by ForkzUp
Don't most pregnant women see their unborn baby as a person?
diagnosedwolf t1_j707pv5 wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
I feel like this should be the expected reaction if you climb someone’s sacred anything without permission.
SciFuMonk t1_j707281 wrote
AP- US government to issue statement denying the existence of the balloon, instead stating it was aliens seen slowly hovering over US airspace.
RTrent6 t1_j706w48 wrote
Reply to comment by Stupidamericanfatty in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
The latter, it came in over Canada apparently
steboy t1_j706554 wrote
Reply to comment by Mrpowellful in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
Unfortunately, things change, and now the hate in that country Israeli concerning.
ninjabell t1_j705au1 wrote
Reply to comment by whiskytamponflamenco in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
>I just looked up what's in Montana.
You looked it up? You could have just made it to the fourth sentence in the article.
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ErinBLAMovich t1_j704jtj wrote
Reply to comment by whiskytamponflamenco in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
That and Montana has a few launch sites with Minuteman III missiles, which is a nuclear missile 20 times more powerful than the one dropped on Hiroshima. We have 400 of those all over the midwest.
KaennBlack t1_j704eyk wrote
Reply to Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
fuck Israel, Free Palestine
kevinds t1_j703lvm wrote
Reply to comment by Stupidamericanfatty in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
>Officials say balloon has been spotted over U.S. airspace for several days
Currently over Montana..
Literally the first sentence below the title.
whiskytamponflamenco t1_j702mlq wrote
Reply to comment by Stupidamericanfatty in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
I just looked up what's in Montana.
Turns out that's where Malmstrom Air Force Base is, where Intercontinental Ballistic Missile silos are based. So... yeah.
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Stupidamericanfatty t1_j701y9z wrote
Over Montana? Did it skip all the other states or sneak in over Canada?
hbgwine t1_j701coa wrote
Another gender reveal gone wrong.
thoughtfull_noodle t1_j7014rg wrote
Reply to Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
He won't stone us? Well I'll have to get stoned on my own then
AutoGrind t1_j70ann3 wrote
Reply to comment by Kahzgul in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
If you're good because you want to be that's worth a lot more to me.