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FlightBunny t1_j71a4iu wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
The whack from the stick was because he had a manbun
notsmashednote t1_j717n0y wrote
Reply to Naked man arrested at Shag Point by kraven420
What's the point of being alive if a man can't be completely exposed at shag point?
TildaTinker t1_j717e4p wrote
It's a Jewish balloon laser, ffs.
Pert02 t1_j717dli wrote
Reply to comment by Backwardspellcaster in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
Hitler looks at israels genociding folks and probably has the weirdest boner ever.
deltahalo241 t1_j7173s1 wrote
Reply to Italian fugitive Edgardo Greco tracked down as pizza maker after 16 years by ItsNotKevinDurant35
What is it with criminals and getting caught out by Pizza? First Tate and Greco
Gschu54 t1_j716xca wrote
Reply to comment by HoneydewInMyAss in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
We've simply moved past the point of where it's possible to be intelligent and religious.
It's absolutely narcissistic to say that your religion is the one true religion.
So the only people who do will be stupid or grifters.
throwaway66778889 t1_j716upp wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
Idk there are some crafty Canadian broadcasters /s
x-munk t1_j716t2t wrote
Reply to comment by AndeeElizabeth09 in No charges to be filed against Coloma teacher who gave John Green book to students by AndeeElizabeth09
If we're ruling out literature with death in them we can kiss pretty much all of Shakespeare goodbye.
Oh also Death of a Salesman and Of Mice and Men... and I guess the theater department will have to stop putting on Les Mis every fucking year.
WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas t1_j716jr0 wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
Mexican tourist is not the same as a Mexico Tourist. The man was Polish.
RotisserieChicken007 t1_j716i44 wrote
Reply to Naked man arrested at Shag Point by kraven420
Honest mistake I presume
Paytene t1_j716d0x wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
A good way of letting people know they shouldn't be climbing on something is perhaps, a fence? Chain link would allow tourists to see what is on the other side.
Paytane t1_j71660i wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
It's impossible to go to that site and not know climbing is off limits. No respect shown, none given.
Kahzgul t1_j715txi wrote
NoMoreProphets t1_j715rj5 wrote
Reply to comment by cheapcoffeesucks in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
>where all the nukes are
The best ones are on subs though. Good luck tracking those on wikipedia. Nukes are awesome though. Like the tridents can hold 16 warheads each and we signed a treaty with Russia to cut that down to like 2/3 the capacity. However, I don't think those treaties include things like duds and counter measures. Nuclear holocaust is almost guaranteed if we get into nuke battles.
alrighty66 t1_j715hqz wrote
I can let the army borrow my sling shot
omri6royi70 t1_j7154et wrote
Reply to Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
Ah, good ol' Smotrich at it again
grimtrigger86 t1_j7153fk wrote
Reply to comment by diagnosedwolf in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
It's not that sacred. They used to let people up until 2008.
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Reply to comment by diagnosedwolf in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
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Reply to comment by Superpiri in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
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bl4ckhunter t1_j714kev wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in Australian Fast Food Restaurant Bans Minors From Ordering Food To Prevent Youth Gang Gatherings by railsman
The main principle of linguistics is that if enough people get something wrong it becomes right.
kevinds t1_j713z7i wrote
Reply to Naked man arrested at Shag Point by kraven420
Can he claim that the police made him put on the clothes that contained the drugs, then they searched him and found drugs in the clothes, claim the clothes the police ordered him to put on, were not his?
AndeeElizabeth09 OP t1_j713s34 wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in No charges to be filed against Coloma teacher who gave John Green book to students by AndeeElizabeth09
I honestly forgot that there even was sex in it lol, but I remember reading a book from the library in high school that was quite raunchy, and all the characters were teens. I think it was originally released in Australia but can’t remember the name.
swisscriss t1_j713i4o wrote
Reply to No charges to be filed against Coloma teacher who gave John Green book to students by AndeeElizabeth09
I'm sorry but I tried reading the one about the dying teenagers and it's clear the guy is a total loser. He has that certain mixture of timidity and arrogance that sets my teeth on edge.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j7138t3 wrote
Reply to comment by Mornie0815 in No charges to be filed against Coloma teacher who gave John Green book to students by AndeeElizabeth09
Apparently there is a rather explicit sex scene in it between two (consenting) teenagers.
Phelahy t1_j71amvk wrote
Reply to U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
If they just pop it, the falling debris could injure civilians on the ground