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CaliBigWill t1_j728gx6 wrote
Reply to comment by Chard069 in Psychedelic churches in US pushing boundaries of religion by kangarooturd
Oh, you misunderstand. I meant it more like Are you for real? Because I smell bullshit.
CodeMonkeyPhoto t1_j7286uk wrote
Well that deflated my expectations
DamnBunny t1_j7286qa wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
lmao. might as well be seperated lol
wwarnout t1_j726mt0 wrote
Reply to China says balloon that entered US was 'civilian airship' for research that deviated from course by theRemRemBooBear
"Deviated from course" by 15,000 km?
Matt1050 t1_j725qe6 wrote
Reply to China says balloon that entered US was 'civilian airship' for research that deviated from course by theRemRemBooBear
We should send a civilian aircraft carrier for "research."
"Don't your citizens have these too?"
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j7232fv wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
Might be me, but it seems pretty easy to sort out the differences between a Polish tourist and a Mexican one.
Brewing_Tea t1_j721yeb wrote
It's just one Chinese dude in a hot-air balloon with a pair of binoculars. Let him think he's helping...
superkickpunch t1_j721xfu wrote
Reply to comment by nerdyjorj in China says balloon that entered US was 'civilian airship' for research that deviated from course by theRemRemBooBear
Or a pilots uniform. You can get just about anywhere when you walk briskly in a pilots uniform. I’ve been upstairs in the White House while the Obamas were sleeping.
nerdyjorj t1_j721pg5 wrote
Reply to comment by superkickpunch in China says balloon that entered US was 'civilian airship' for research that deviated from course by theRemRemBooBear
Should've worn a high vis jacket and a hard hat and you would have been fine
Thebanks1 t1_j720t9o wrote
Reply to comment by Faelwolf in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
To me if you violate a countries sovereign airspace you should expect to be shot at. That goes for all sides.
wolverinehunter002 t1_j720o09 wrote
Reply to comment by gheebutersnaps87 in YoungBoy Never Broke Again Says He Regrets Violent Lyrics, Plans to Become Mormon by nimobo
You misspelled cia :p
superkickpunch t1_j720m90 wrote
Reply to China says balloon that entered US was 'civilian airship' for research that deviated from course by theRemRemBooBear
Nice try. I used this excuse when I tied a bunch of balloons to myself and hopped the fence at Area-51, had a clipboard and everything, they didn't buy it.
420everytime t1_j71w7cm wrote
Reply to comment by grimtrigger86 in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
You can still climb some of them
DeathRose007 t1_j71ucfk wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
No. I’m just responding to what you said. If Google maps is irrelevant to you, then why’d you bring it up?
But also, satellites are really really high up so they can only see so close to the ground without the resolution getting blurry. China’s tech is outdated compared to ours too. I’m just theorizing what close up surveillance could accomplish. Not assuming what is going on. We don’t know what the balloon has been doing. But it’s out there for some reason.
[deleted] t1_j71u5zo wrote
Reply to comment by DeathRose007 in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
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DeathRose007 t1_j71tyy6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
Satellite data on Google maps is always outdated. Montana has missile silos and rival countries sometimes want to monitor new developments up close. Idk what the balloon is exactly for, but to say any surveillance is useless is wrong.
FellowConspirator t1_j71tphe wrote
Reply to comment by diagnosedwolf in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
Climbing is not prohibited because it’s sacred, but rather a bit over a decade ago they determined that it was being damaged by the constant flood of tourists, so now it’s posted that climbing it is prohibited.
If you want to climb a Mayan pyramid in Yucatán, there are plenty of other sites that permit it.
elanhilation t1_j71s22v wrote
Reply to comment by AndeeElizabeth09 in No charges to be filed against Coloma teacher who gave John Green book to students by AndeeElizabeth09
considering Nick discretely fucks another man in the text of The Great Gatsby, there’s a very good chance conservatives would try to ban it
nagi603 t1_j71q44w wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic_Electric in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
It's quite different when you are on the other end of the stick. Many people just no longer recognise the situation.
nagi603 t1_j71prtd wrote
Reply to comment by Rusalka-rusalka in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
"Yeah, I wouldn't stone them... I have other people to do that for me"
nagi603 t1_j71pe7t wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic_Electric in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
Or should make a tongue-in-cheek declaration explicitly excluding this asshat every other sentence mentioning this recording and alluding to anyone else like him.
cheapcoffeesucks t1_j71p3r1 wrote
Reply to comment by DamnBunny in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
Good point!
nagi603 t1_j71p2a1 wrote
Reply to comment by dr_set in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
...and because they weren't the first to come up with it and publicize it.
E5VL t1_j71okyn wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
If it is the pyramid I think it is. It is a fake pyramid rebuilt as a tourist attraction by the have government to help boost tourism numbers and was embellished in the design to how they'd imagine it should look and has no sacredness to it.
Reason they can't go up it is because the steps are too narrow and steep.
Equivalent to the whole headscarf thing. They only was introduced relatively recently but people think the headscarves have been a a traditional head wear for women for eons.
StridBR t1_j728lix wrote
Reply to comment by bigbangbilly in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
That was a pole, not a stick. The tourist was pole-ish('d).