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CaveatRumptor t1_j72sqjf wrote
Too many nursing home nurses go into nursing just for the money. They don't have any interest in the wellbeing of the residents.
iBeenie t1_j72sjgf wrote
Well she died 2 days later so they were just a little early
drivebydryhumper t1_j72phgx wrote
Reply to comment by Chard069 in Psychedelic churches in US pushing boundaries of religion by kangarooturd
Hey, with a nation that (officially) hate drugs and love religion, this seems like a natural path.
EarthenEyes t1_j72p65f wrote
Reply to comment by TheLastStop03 in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
Was it S1 E1 of South park?
drivebydryhumper t1_j72p25e wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Psychedelic churches in US pushing boundaries of religion by kangarooturd
I thought these churches were mostly constructed to be exempt from the drug laws and that the founders, members and visitors were mostly in it for the drugs, which in turn can give you a spiritual experience, that can be celebrated, and be the foundation for some community. They have to keep up the appearances of being a church without laughing too much. But I could be wrong.
Neat_Library7540 t1_j72p1rd wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
Just a STICK - - -should be taken to the top for SACRIFICE
TheLastStop03 t1_j72lpvy wrote
Reply to comment by EarthenEyes in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
I do. S1 E1 of South Park.
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Oregonsfilemaster t1_j72if4u wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in No charges to be filed against Coloma teacher who gave John Green book to students by AndeeElizabeth09
Not being to your taste is not a crime. Not even on Florida, thank fuck
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Reply to comment by c0ltanheart in Student humiliated in Pakistani school for speaking Urdu, Pakistan's national language by 11ej25
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TrexHunter9000 t1_j72hoss wrote
Reply to comment by watchpigsfly in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
Damn can't believe they planned 20 years in advance.
HarryHacker42 t1_j72el1j wrote
Reply to comment by EarthenEyes in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
I saw a documentary about that with a victim named something like Cartman.
businessman99 t1_j72eiaa wrote
HarryHacker42 t1_j72d161 wrote
Reply to comment by flamedarkfire in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
USA has 27% more to spend than China. So we're ahead. Its not the kind of lead you kick back and waste money with.
WhiteHelljumper t1_j72cgch wrote
Reply to comment by wwarnout in China says balloon that entered US was 'civilian airship' for research that deviated from course by theRemRemBooBear
Assuming it's a weather balloon, it's gonna just ride the wind until it eventually deflates. It's possible that it was supposed to deflate but didn't, and it drifted out over the ocean and they were like "guess it's gone forever." If they don't burst they can stay aloft for weeks, which would be plenty of time to drift from China to the US.
Edit: Appears the Pentagon has said it's not a weather device. They said it can maneuver, which I don't know much about balloons, but appears they do that by changing altitude, which doesn't seem like something that you'd bother have a weather balloon be able to do. Looking at the pics of it, it appears to have solar panels on it too.
Mrmakanakai t1_j72bz7j wrote
Reply to China says balloon that entered US was 'civilian airship' for research that deviated from course by theRemRemBooBear
Use that batplane balloon catcher attachment thingamabobber from Batman, dissect it then send it back.
Simple, really.
Kalurael t1_j72bk8n wrote
wait til it is complicated by a miscarriage mid journey
EarthenEyes t1_j72b41r wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
Remember that time when aliens used monitoring satellites but hid them inside people's butts?
SuDragon2k3 t1_j72az8x wrote
Reply to comment by grimtrigger86 in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
They recently shut down Uluru (Ayers Rock) to climbers because it's a sacred site. It took that long for the local tribe to convince people that they had some say in the matter.
That, and it killed a few tourists each year. Because tourists can be real stupid.
Moleary555 t1_j72ahog wrote
Reply to comment by hbgwine in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
Great response! Loved it.
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j72a1zd wrote
Reply to China says balloon that entered US was 'civilian airship' for research that deviated from course by theRemRemBooBear
If this were a civilian construction the Chinese government would have likely shot it down themselves.
pinpoint14 t1_j729fgp wrote
Reply to Italian fugitive Edgardo Greco tracked down as pizza maker after 16 years by ItsNotKevinDurant35
Life imitating art. This more or less happens in the godfather
PullDaLevaKronk t1_j728njf wrote
Reply to comment by yourmomsucks01 in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
He only had himself to blame…
weallfalldown310 t1_j728mp0 wrote
Reply to comment by Infamous-Werewolf196 in YoungBoy Never Broke Again Says He Regrets Violent Lyrics, Plans to Become Mormon by nimobo
Also they were building a Temple in Brazil and had given the priesthood to white passing people. Didn’t realize they had black ancestors, and realized how empty the temple would be with only white without black ancestry. Lol. They are such horrible capitalist hypocrites.
TheLastStop03 t1_j72sru8 wrote
Reply to comment by EarthenEyes in U.S. tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon but won't shoot it down by Nofux2giv
It was indeed