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SteveK124 OP t1_j733i5k wrote
Reply to comment by Upaut_the_wolf in Hatfield police look for missing 200 lb Shrek scultpure by SteveK124
I agree, I think the Shrek sculpture makes it oniony
Upaut_the_wolf t1_j732xnh wrote
Reply to comment by SteveK124 in Hatfield police look for missing 200 lb Shrek scultpure by SteveK124
Then the reporter failed. Regardless, the spelling mistake isn't oniony.
SteveK124 OP t1_j732r6u wrote
Reply to comment by Upaut_the_wolf in Hatfield police look for missing 200 lb Shrek scultpure by SteveK124
That’s the actual title
VividMonotones t1_j730sns wrote
Reply to Miami Police Department unveils new cruiser covered in images of Africa for Black History Month by stevejobs_rim
Would love to see the teacher arrested for covering CRT thrown into the back of that vehicle in handcuffs for peak irony
Welpmart t1_j72zyeq wrote
Reply to comment by grimtrigger86 in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
But those ruins are pretty delicate, and I think that's the real thing.
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SouthernBlueBelle t1_j72ybnp wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
Better be careful-may be the next sacrificial lamb thrown into the volcano
benevenstancian0 t1_j72xz5f wrote
Reply to Miami Police Department unveils new cruiser covered in images of Africa for Black History Month by stevejobs_rim
A kindler, gentler machine gun hand
NerdyToc t1_j72xwhv wrote
Reply to comment by NorthImpossible8906 in Arizona House bill would allow pregnant drivers to use HOV lane by ForkzUp
Conservatives really only have one joke.
R3DLOTU5 t1_j72xwbf wrote
Reply to Miami Police Department unveils new cruiser covered in images of Africa for Black History Month by stevejobs_rim
That's nice and all, but what are they going to do with it in March?
Yikert13 t1_j72xv7l wrote
Reply to Miami Police Department unveils new cruiser covered in images of Africa for Black History Month by stevejobs_rim
Don’t go near it. It’s a trap!!
NerdyToc t1_j72xbry wrote
Reply to comment by Purplekeyboard in Arizona House bill would allow pregnant drivers to use HOV lane by ForkzUp
As a person? No.
As a baby? Debatable.
The real issue here is that if a pregnancy is unwanted, this law will be another step towards preventing females from having bodily autonomy.
It's the females body, it's the females choice. Until forced birthers start lobying for adequate care for children (living wages, free Healthcare, real consequences for rape) they don't get a opinion in whether or not a clump of cells should be carried to term.
AGripInVan t1_j72xbqx wrote
Reply to China says balloon that entered US was 'civilian airship' for research that deviated from course by theRemRemBooBear
It was just Venus, guys.
You were attacking Venus.
Wait...
No, sorry... That was Japan. Japan did that a long time ago.
Abrahamlinkenssphere t1_j72wx73 wrote
Reply to comment by bigbangbilly in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
Then they should have hit him with a pole.
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Upaut_the_wolf t1_j72ws8a wrote
*sculpture
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SelectiveSanity t1_j72w9or wrote
Reply to comment by bonemonkey12 in Miami Police Department unveils new cruiser covered in images of Africa for Black History Month by stevejobs_rim
I was thinking replace their sirens with that one song by Toto.
Error_83 t1_j72vyx1 wrote
Reply to comment by StridBR in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
Damnit...
healing-souls t1_j72vad4 wrote
Reply to Miami Police Department unveils new cruiser covered in images of Africa for Black History Month by stevejobs_rim
In spirit of Black History Month they've also painted their batons the colors of Africa and have ensured that all tasers have been covered with stickers of Bob Marley.
InternetPeon t1_j72url1 wrote
Reply to Miami Police Department unveils new cruiser covered in images of Africa for Black History Month by stevejobs_rim
Maybe if they beat their constituents with an African themed billy club it would further improve relations. /s
KazkaFaron t1_j72tt4s wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
fucking white people (I'm also white, and sorry)
bonemonkey12 t1_j72tqej wrote
Reply to Miami Police Department unveils new cruiser covered in images of Africa for Black History Month by stevejobs_rim
This would be even better if it played that song from CB4
Wondering-Cat t1_j733xhb wrote
Reply to comment by E5VL in Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
What in the world are you talking about.