>Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s

What are you doing?

Falling off what?

But this is the one who raised me.

Tactic'mon-really?

This should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.

That's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

Poor people go to McDonalds? Where the hell do you live? Its expensive as all hell, especially for the quality.

Another big news day in Milton Keynes

Speaking of fitness: functional empathy. Lacking that, which you do, means you are less fit than the rest of us, as humans are a collective species.

Just thought you'd like to know that.

Yeah its called being massively idiotic... Why take a grenade selfie at all? And definitely why pull the pin first?! Like what? Show me a universe where that makes sense

Search selfielessness and you will find your image in others.

• Baba au Rhum

I spent a few days there once. It was quite nice, but you're right, not much to say after talking about the concrete cows.

Guy wanted by the police (for more than just the fish incident) steals a boat he has no idea on how to use. Endes up having to be rescued by the coast guard.

That's what our guide kept calling it. Get it? Sounds like Chichen Itza.

> Who's the idiot who thought he was doing a public service by quoting me in a reply to me and then blocking me lol

Not really an idiot, they just pointed out that you only have 2 posts to your name, both on this thread, on a 5 year old account, with 9.8k karma. So you're probably just fishing for upvotes so you can sell your account, thus it's not really worth interacting with you. And yes. I'm aware I'm doing what I said wasn't worth doing.

It seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.

Also:

> Crowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).

1 down, millions more to go.

The man lost his life. Show some respect.

The tragedy is they didn’t even have to pull the pin to take a selfie.

Least they were passionate about doing something they love.

I live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.

If you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.

Not very oniony.

I am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.

Tacticool

Natural selection doing its job....

I doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.