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StrangeGothGirl t1_j7bvr18 wrote
Reply to Mexican Tourist Whacked with Stick, Heckled after Illegally Climbing Sacred Mayan Pyramid. by ThePinkTeenager
🎊🎉Not an American! 🇺🇸🎊🥳
7thPwnist t1_j7bucuh wrote
Reply to Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
How does this sound remotely like an Onion article title?
magvadis t1_j7bu6pc wrote
Reply to Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
The TikTok body count is rising y'all
Full_Temperature_920 t1_j7btzaq wrote
Reply to Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
Thoughts and prayers lololol
x86_64_ t1_j7bpaob wrote
No sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.
MC-Master-Bedroom t1_j7bobz5 wrote
Reply to comment by anonymousego in Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s at Milton Keynes shopping centre by kraven420
Where angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.
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Reply to comment by HeyItsMeUrDad_ in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
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Schemen123 t1_j7blrei wrote
Reply to comment by bigbangbilly in Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s at Milton Keynes shopping centre by kraven420
Sigh.. unzips...
Schemen123 t1_j7blo3b wrote
Reply to comment by MC-Master-Bedroom in Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s at Milton Keynes shopping centre by kraven420
Sight.. unzips...
Sensitive_Maybe_6578 t1_j7bl8py wrote
Reply to comment by openly_gray in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
And risk life and limbs of rescuers. So selfish. And his family has to beg for money to get his body home.
Rafaeliki t1_j7bkf8x wrote
Reply to comment by RandomUser5781 in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
Bluffs are the cliffs that lead down to a beach.
BlissfulAurora t1_j7bjpc8 wrote
Reply to comment by kermitpolice in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
People have done such stupid shit on every single social media platform. This is one of the many instances on YouTube, Reddit, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook that I’ve seen result in injury or death.
But tiktok bad cuz this is reddit
Jonas_Venture_Sr t1_j7biskf wrote
Slow news day?
HeyItsMeUrDad_ t1_j7bh3t1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
and if it was you kid you would be a sobbing mess of alcohol and suicidality, unless you have ever dealt with adults, or kids, on the last day of their lives, fuck outta here. If you’ve never dealt with the PARENTS of those kids, double fuck outta here. Poser.
HeyItsMeUrDad_ t1_j7bgssv wrote
Reply to comment by Jellorage in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
well i mean it ain’t gonna get shorter
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j7bgo94 wrote
Reply to comment by MC-Master-Bedroom in Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s at Milton Keynes shopping centre by kraven420
This sounds like it could have been a Mitch Hedberg joke :(
Busman123 t1_j7bbdc8 wrote
Reply to Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
The whole selfie culture is baffling to me!
anonymousego t1_j7b988t wrote
Reply to comment by -1KingKRool- in Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s at Milton Keynes shopping centre by kraven420
It really lifted you up when needed huh?
Djinjja-Ninja t1_j7b84op wrote
Reply to comment by RespectableDave in Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s at Milton Keynes shopping centre by kraven420
Well I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.
koushakandystore t1_j7b72z0 wrote
Reply to comment by Ahelex in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
It’s called qualifying for a Darwin Award.
RespectableDave t1_j7b4ek2 wrote
That part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as "the new bit"
freddyoff t1_j7b2yln wrote
Reply to comment by jlaw54 in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
You are literally demonstrating the behavior the OP is describing, you are posting positive content because you think it lifts others around you, and your admitted motivation is the act, therefore, it is inherently narcissistic. Ie you think your role is to be the scion of positivity on the social webs, therefore, your different. Same shit, different toilet.
RandomUser5781 t1_j7bzlqf wrote
Reply to comment by Rafaeliki in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
Thank you!!