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[deleted] t1_j7g72e4 wrote
Reply to comment by random_blubber in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
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hbgwine t1_j7g64qw wrote
It’s sort of like Lou Gherig dying of Lou Gherigs disease.
Ben_Pharten t1_j7g58ev wrote
Yeah, Dr. Dre is like that these days. Good job I guess there, sport.
prollyshmokin t1_j7fza3n wrote
Reply to comment by StrahdTracker in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
Yeah, but idiots really like simple answers.
I mean, I would think the fact our uber-capitalist society bases people's worth on how much money they have (and how attractive they are) has something to do with people basically selling themselves to try and be rich and famous. But nah, it's just this one new app. Before, it was video games ruining kids. Before that it was comics, etc. The kids are always doing just fine until some new thing comes and it's always the shiny new thing that ruined them not their struggling fuckin' parents and the toxic, should-sucking society they grew up in.
/rant
DFWPunk t1_j7fy8to wrote
Reply to comment by hebrewchucknorris in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
Was he there?
InventasBam t1_j7fwqud wrote
That multigeneration performance started so good… but once they hit the mid 90s nothing: wtf?
REDmonster333 t1_j7fwkb1 wrote
Reply to comment by Here2Derp in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
Its a Dr. Dre look alike contest
Babou13 t1_j7fuyeb wrote
Reply to comment by helixflush in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
Feminist women love Eminem
Pilotwaver t1_j7fubbo wrote
Reply to comment by snave_ in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
And the, uh, city has just passed... another tax on puffy directing pants.
SilasX t1_j7fu4cd wrote
Reply to comment by RespectableDave in Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s at Milton Keynes shopping centre by kraven420
I still refer to Star Trek (2009) as one of the “new Star Trek movies” and that was almost 13 years ago now. The sequel was ten.
JettClark t1_j7fp2ui wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
One kid was playing with a toy gun when the police just blasted him. Still, while it is mostly a record of dumb mistakes, that tells us very little about these people.
Really, people making dumb mistakes is not a very good metric for understanding who they were or what their overall situation was. It's a simplistic reduction of both evolutionary science and the world we actually live in.
Even if their deaths were cosmically justified, it remains perfectly possible to be sad about them. That's life. Emotional responses are independent of a victim's status under natural law or whatever it is you're suggesting.
You're free to laugh. That's well and good too, albeit probably not relatable for most people. Instead of acting superior, you should be grateful that those people think differently from you. If they didn't, you'd have nothing to laugh at but yourself.
kytheon t1_j7fkht3 wrote
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VoDoka t1_j7feamp wrote
*sad Charlie Chaplin noises*
Codename_Kid t1_j7fdf9y wrote
It's the motherfucking D-R-E
(Dr. Dre, motherfucker!)
maryjanekronik t1_j7f3at0 wrote
It's a global impact award and he is the first to receive it and so it is named after him.
snave_ t1_j7f25ib wrote
Reply to comment by anal_opera in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
Let the bears pay the bear tax!
hebrewchucknorris t1_j7ezk5q wrote
Reply to comment by anal_opera in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
Not true weirdly enough
Pichardo83 t1_j7ewueo wrote
Reply to Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
This should be the next Tik Tok challenge
helixflush t1_j7euxbs wrote
Reply to comment by random_blubber in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
He’s locked in my basement
random_blubber t1_j7eq06a wrote
Reply to comment by Elevenst in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
Dr Dre said..
Nothing you idiots, Dr Dre’s dead
Hitherto_Hereafter t1_j7en8ys wrote
Just when you thought they forgot about Dre...
Here2Derp t1_j7elwda wrote
The what? What's that award supposed be, recognition for being the most Dre?
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