Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
SouthofAkron t1_j7hfd3b wrote
Reply to Man eats chilli pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove climate change is 'not a huge issue' by NamedAfterLaneFrost
That proves it. What a master debater. Forget the hundreds of peer reviewed papers- this guy is a genius!
yax51 t1_j7hfcuh wrote
Reply to Man eats chilli pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove climate change is 'not a huge issue' by NamedAfterLaneFrost
You know, I was totally on the fence about climate change. But dude eating a hot chili pepper totally changed my mind.
Zantron7 OP t1_j7hf0qu wrote
Reply to comment by Starship_Earth_Rider in Wallace and Gromit maker warns UK animators may have to move abroad by Zantron7
It goes to show how deeply pervasive Brexit's rotting effects have been. Were this an article about how the British have become poorer or trade restrictions are harming the economy, that would not be Oniony. But now we are talking about kids missing out on shows that help form their childhood because of Brexit.
Arigato_MrRoboto t1_j7het7v wrote
Reply to Man eats chilli pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove climate change is 'not a huge issue' by NamedAfterLaneFrost
Is he gonna shit out the pepper in front of everyone too?
Twenty-Uno t1_j7hduxq wrote
Reply to comment by NotsoGreatsword in Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s at Milton Keynes shopping centre by kraven420
It's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad
Starship_Earth_Rider t1_j7hcsg0 wrote
Reply to comment by Zantron7 in Wallace and Gromit maker warns UK animators may have to move abroad by Zantron7
How so?
jigsaur1 t1_j7hbarg wrote
It was ME. I get bored easily……
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Naturn t1_j7h9rer wrote
Didn't he do that last year too? I saw an article about the exact same thing. I remember saying that the airport was there for he moved in.
scootunit t1_j7h8xud wrote
That's an average of about 64 calls per day.
Edit: if the person sleeps 8 hours a day that means four calls an hour.
Snus_Goes_Brrrr t1_j7h78j4 wrote
Reply to comment by KaizDaddy5 in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
Yeah but he's so cute tho.
Zantron7 OP t1_j7h6ktc wrote
Reply to comment by Starship_Earth_Rider in Wallace and Gromit maker warns UK animators may have to move abroad by Zantron7
I feel it's Oniony in the fact that even children's shows creators have to speak up about how Brexit is fucking them over.
KaizDaddy5 t1_j7h5pb1 wrote
Reply to comment by LiamtheV in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
Walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what, flippin' the you-know-who
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j7h4tap wrote
Yes, but they have to use a very cumbersome device that is powered by sheep and cheese to get there.
Starship_Earth_Rider t1_j7gxa6r wrote
This doesn’t feel very oniony.
SomeROCDude21 t1_j7gtfdm wrote
"...I just thought it was a nickname, you know, like Dr. Dre.
Eastsiiiide!"
Odedoralive t1_j7gqro9 wrote
Reply to Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
That’s code for “I’m actually gay”. Just wait.
halfbutwhole t1_j7golof wrote
Reply to comment by MJTony in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
True, he had a history of violence
MJTony t1_j7go2f0 wrote
Reply to comment by maryjanekronik in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
He’s made an impact on some women’s faces, I know that much
ironroad18 t1_j7gmisl wrote
If there is ever a Mt. Rushmore of domestic abusers...
Bing Crosby, Rick James, Ike Turner, and Dr. Dre
GrandmaPoses t1_j7gir3b wrote
Reply to comment by hbgwine in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
“How do you not see that coming? Hey Lou we got this disease here with your name allll over it!”
- Denis Leary
BartholomewBandy t1_j7gh85s wrote
Reply to comment by helixflush in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
Grandpa’s in the trunk…
LiamtheV t1_j7gfv9y wrote
Reply to comment by Babou13 in In a surprising twist, Dr. Dre wins the Dr. Dre Award at 2023 Grammys by dedinthewater
“Chicka chicka Slim Shady” I’m sick of him, look at him
xtramundane t1_j7gf1af wrote
It’s hilarious when shitty people buy themselves accolades.
dirtmother t1_j7hgn7g wrote
Reply to comment by wecangetbetter in Indiana man dies after falling from Puerto Rico cliff while filming a TikTok video by Qlanger
Not the same thing exactly, but whenever I see a used condom on the ground, there's a voice in my head that says, "eat it piggy"